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johnnyloadproductions · 10-22-2012, 12:30 AM

I'm a bit of a night owl and go to Wal-Mart to pick up all my groceries at 2am. You get less interruptions, get in and out much quicker, and get to see the people that live cracks in your town.

I'm speeding along and apparently was doing 42 in a 30 coming back. The cop that pulls me over is my next door neighbor. I didn't get the immediate hint when he told me exactly where I lived before seeing my ID and info

He had wits to think that it would be awkward seeing me everyday after fining me $100, in addition to the fact he got several gift cards from me for clipping some branches in my yard.
Apparently working 3rd shift as a cop has it's perks, there was a naked man that escaped the hospital here in town today (the hospital is just down the road from where I live) and was running around my neighborhood, hiding in bushes. Good riddance

Well, that's my story for the night. My cupboard and fridge are stocked from my biweekly grocery runs. I like 3rd shift, hardly any interruptions.

John-ACWM · 10-22-2012, 02:54 AM

hurray for the night shopping!

Emil · 10-22-2012, 03:33 AM

I did go to Walmart when I was in vegas. The plastic bags are fucking ridicules! They're too fucking small and the plastic is of such low quality that they used double bags to pack 3 light items in them. What the hell is wrong with you Americans, come over to Europe and get real fucking bags!

SwirlsGirl · 10-22-2012, 03:40 AM

cool story

10-22-2012, 12:30 AM	#1
johnnyloadproductions Account Shutdown Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone Posts: 3,611	It's nice when the cop that pulls you over is your next door neighbor. I'm a bit of a night owl and go to Wal-Mart to pick up all my groceries at 2am. You get less interruptions, get in and out much quicker, and get to see the people that live cracks in your town. I'm speeding along and apparently was doing 42 in a 30 coming back. The cop that pulls me over is my next door neighbor. I didn't get the immediate hint when he told me exactly where I lived before seeing my ID and info He had wits to think that it would be awkward seeing me everyday after fining me $100, in addition to the fact he got several gift cards from me for clipping some branches in my yard. Apparently working 3rd shift as a cop has it's perks, there was a naked man that escaped the hospital here in town today (the hospital is just down the road from where I live) and was running around my neighborhood, hiding in bushes. Good riddance Well, that's my story for the night. My cupboard and fridge are stocked from my biweekly grocery runs. I like 3rd shift, hardly any interruptions. Last edited by johnnyloadproductions; 10-22-2012 at 12:34 AM..

10-22-2012, 02:54 AM	#2
John-ACWM Work Work Work Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: EU Posts: 20,060	hurray for the night shopping! __________________ Video Chat Forum

10-22-2012, 03:33 AM	#3
Emil Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sweden Posts: 5,650	I did go to Walmart when I was in vegas. The plastic bags are fucking ridicules! They're too fucking small and the plastic is of such low quality that they used double bags to pack 3 light items in them. What the hell is wrong with you Americans, come over to Europe and get real fucking bags! __________________ Free 🅑🅘🅣🅒🅞🅘🅝🅢 Every Hour (Yes, really. Free ₿itCoins.) (Signup with ONLY your Email and Password. You can also refer people and get even more.)

10-22-2012, 03:40 AM	#4
SwirlsGirl So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: between east coast and vegas Posts: 2,067	cool story