Lightspeedcash opens 17th site - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 02-15-2003, 04:03 PM

www.lightspeedstate.com is now open! check it out!

10 more new sites on the way from Lightspeedcash.com!

And Amp, thanks for the name assburglar.com "where anal virginity is stolen" --- that's fucking perfect!

Steve Lightspeed

duroflex · 02-15-2003, 04:07 PM

Hey Lightspeed. Wanna get some of those sites reviewed?

Theres free quality traffic in it for you, and webmaster$$$ in it for me. Whaddyasay?

SteveLightspeed · 02-15-2003, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by duroflex
Hey Lightspeed. Wanna get some of those sites reviewed?

Theres free quality traffic in it for you, and webmaster$$$ in it for me. Whaddyasay?

I have mixed emotions about review sites --- I think they lose their objectivity if they have referrer links, and I refuse to pay an affiliate to say anything negative about our sites.

Our sites are good quality, but some reviewers think its their job to find SOMETHING to complain about. Its amazing they ever sell any memberships at all.

Steve

PerfectionGirls · 02-15-2003, 04:12 PM

Awesome site... Love that cute blond on the left...but you allready know that.

Great stuff Steve...

SCOOTER · 02-15-2003, 04:15 PM

Way to go Lightspeed , looks good

duroflex · 02-15-2003, 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by Lightspeed

I have mixed emotions about review sites --- I think they lose their objectivity if they have referrer links, and I refuse to pay an affiliate to say anything negative about our sites.

Our sites are good quality, but some reviewers think its their job to find SOMETHING to complain about. Its amazing they ever sell any memberships at all.

Steve

If your sites are good, which they seem to be, nothing negative will be said. Let me review them personally, and you can look them over, before deciding whether we should feature them or not.

This way, I stay objective, and you are kept from paying people who write that your sites suck. Im in it for the money, just as you are (I assume). Lets make some together.

SteveLightspeed · 02-15-2003, 04:30 PM

icq me - 27295695

Steve

Pipecrew · 02-15-2003, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by duroflex

If your sites are good, which they seem to be, nothing negative will be said. Let me review them personally, and you can look them over, before deciding whether we should feature them or not.

This way, I stay objective, and you are kept from paying people who write that your sites suck. Im in it for the money, just as you are (I assume). Lets make some together.

oh man....... this is just sad

x3guide · 02-15-2003, 04:48 PM

Good luck with your review site, duroflex

PinkNutz · 02-15-2003, 04:50 PM

yo whattup Steve!!! How you been? Are we playing paintball this year? Cool new site BTW. Whatever happened to FuckemandChuckem?

duroflex · 02-15-2003, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by x3guide
Good luck with your review site, duroflex

Thanks.

duroflex · 02-15-2003, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew

oh man....... this is just sad

Why?

SteveLightspeed · 02-15-2003, 04:55 PM

hey pinknutz!

ya mon, we're going to host the paintball war again at phoenix forum, this year we're gonna try to offer prizes, maybe have some hot chicks "reward" the winners -- and we're planning to do a live taping of a "Lightspeed Sorority" episode in our suite for all the "i need to see naked girls at every convention" people.

fuckemandchuckem is still in production -- i don't want to open the site until i know we have enough content to run it for a while

Pipecrew · 02-15-2003, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by duroflex

Why?

Who is going to believe any review you right now? I cant stand those type of sites, first of all they are fucking the surfer, No adult site is perfect, but if they give an adult site a crappy rating then they get no signups, So you end up seeing ratings of 90 + on all sites..

"If your sites are good, which they seem to be, nothing negative will be said. Let me review them personally, and you can look them over, before deciding whether we should feature them or not.

This way, I stay objective, and you are kept from paying people who write that your sites suck. Im in it for the money, just as you are (I assume). Lets make some together."

You arent staying objective, you are going to write something positive regardless, and giving the site owner the option to have it featured or not, is another kick in the face.....

stocktrader23 · 02-15-2003, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew

Who is going to believe any review you right now? I cant stand those type of sites, first of all they are fucking the surfer, No adult site is perfect, but if they give an adult site a crappy rating then they get no signups, So you end up seeing ratings of 90 + on all sites..

"If your sites are good, which they seem to be, nothing negative will be said. Let me review them personally, and you can look them over, before deciding whether we should feature them or not.

This way, I stay objective, and you are kept from paying people who write that your sites suck. Im in it for the money, just as you are (I assume). Lets make some together."

You arent staying objective, you are going to write something positive regardless, and giving the site owner the option to have it featured or not, is another kick in the face.....

That is just hilarious. First off, If I was reviewing sites to make money I would only feature sites I considered good. I doubt it would look good to a sponsor to feature one of their sites with a good rating and one with a shitty one. Therefore I would only feature the good one and recommend it honestly. Also, what do you call every tour on every paysite that was ever made? Everyone talks highly of their site regardless of if it is pure shit or not. Not to mention the tours that have nothing to do with actual content. It's called selling the customer. So who's fucking the surfer? You are telling me if you were pushing a paysite that is sub par you would tell the truth on your tour? Get real.

duroflex · 02-15-2003, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew

You arent staying objective, you are going to write something positive regardless, and giving the site owner the option to have it featured or not, is another kick in the face.....

Wrong. If the sites suck, I will write it. Go have a look for youself if you give a damn.

www.theporngate.com

As you will see, we actually are objective. I understand your opinion, but your asumptions are wrong in this case.

If we give an adult site a crappy rating, the surfer will prolly go for one of the one with a high rating. Thats all there is to it.

Pipecrew · 02-15-2003, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

That is just hilarious. First off, If I was reviewing sites to make money I would only feature sites I considered good. I doubt it would look good to a sponsor to feature one of their sites with a good rating and one with a shitty one. Therefore I would only feature the good one and recommend it honestly. Also, what do you call every tour on every paysite that was ever made? Everyone talks highly of their site regardless of if it is pure shit or not. Not to mention the tours that have nothing to do with actual content. It's called selling the customer. So who's fucking the surfer? You are telling me if you were pushing a paysite that is sub par you would tell the truth on your tour? Get real.

PinkNutz · 02-15-2003, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by Lightspeed
hey pinknutz!

ya mon, we're going to host the paintball war again at phoenix forum, this year we're gonna try to offer prizes, maybe have some hot chicks "reward" the winners -- and we're planning to do a live taping of a "Lightspeed Sorority" episode in our suite for all the "i need to see naked girls at every convention" people.

fuckemandchuckem is still in production -- i don't want to open the site until i know we have enough content to run it for a while

whooo hoooooo! Cant wait! Tell the crew I said wassup...

duroflex · 02-15-2003, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

That is just hilarious. First off, If I was reviewing sites to make money I would only feature sites I considered good. I doubt it would look good to a sponsor to feature one of their sites with a good rating and one with a shitty one. Therefore I would only feature the good one and recommend it honestly.

Ah, the plot thickens. But there more!

In addition to featuring the good sites, you really need to have a large number of crappy sites.

Simply for the sake of credibility.

Scootermuze · 02-15-2003, 07:45 PM

Critics are the biggest joke on 2 feet!

Who are they to think they can speak for the masses?

A food critic may not like a certain meal that others may love..

A movie critic may think a movie sucks that becomes a box office hit..

I determine what I want, or like to see.. not some critic that is but one measly little opinion..

Fuck a bunch o' critics..

Funbrunette · 02-15-2003, 09:23 PM

Great job guys!

Techie Media · 02-15-2003, 09:23 PM

Steve, the new site looks fantastic..

I'll get some links us asap, I'm sure it will be as good if not better then the rest of your sites. Keep 'em' comming bro

gothweb · 02-15-2003, 09:27 PM

Think of a review site as the best ever traffic filter. It filters to the best sites, and thus makes the most money. Plus, it lets people know what is good about each site, so they are more likely to click on the ones that are going to convert for them.

Reviewers aren't all stupid. If they are accurate, the filter works better. So they make more money with their limited traffic. I think the people at ASS, Jane's Guide, and a few other sites know this.

Rochard · 02-15-2003, 09:43 PM

Anyone who is a webmaster knows more than the average surfer.

02-15-2003, 04:03 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Lightspeedcash opens 17th site www.lightspeedstate.com is now open! check it out! 10 more new sites on the way from Lightspeedcash.com! And Amp, thanks for the name assburglar.com "where anal virginity is stolen" --- that's fucking perfect! Steve Lightspeed __________________ Abra-cadabra!

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PinkNutz Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: U.S. of Fuckin A Posts: 73	yo whattup Steve!!! How you been? Are we playing paintball this year? Cool new site BTW. Whatever happened to FuckemandChuckem?

02-15-2003, 04:55 PM	#13
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	hey pinknutz! ya mon, we're going to host the paintball war again at phoenix forum, this year we're gonna try to offer prizes, maybe have some hot chicks "reward" the winners -- and we're planning to do a live taping of a "Lightspeed Sorority" episode in our suite for all the "i need to see naked girls at every convention" people. fuckemandchuckem is still in production -- i don't want to open the site until i know we have enough content to run it for a while __________________ Abra-cadabra! Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 02-15-2003 at 04:58 PM..

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Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	Critics are the biggest joke on 2 feet! Who are they to think they can speak for the masses? A food critic may not like a certain meal that others may love.. A movie critic may think a movie sucks that becomes a box office hit.. I determine what I want, or like to see.. not some critic that is but one measly little opinion.. Fuck a bunch o' critics..

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