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  • Webmasterbaby
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2001
    • 192
    #1

    Americans - Europeans - Canadinans - Aussies.....?

    An American arrives in Sydney (Australia,Northern Hemosphere) and jumps in a Taxi, as they drive over a large bridge the American goes "wow that is a big bridge, hey driver how long did that take to build" the Taxi driver replies "about 15years" "15 years says the american in the USA we would have done it in 5years". About 5min later they pass the Sydney Tower. the american says "WOW that is a tall tower! how long did that take to build?" the Taxi driver answers "7years".
    The american again says shit we buid those things in under 4 years. 10min later they pass the sydney Opera House the american goes
    wow what the fu.. is that ? that is a great building, tell me pal how long did that take to build?
    The Taxi driver replies I got no fucking Idea
    it wasn't here yesterday!
    :-)
    There has been alot of negativity on this board being posted lately so i thought i'd try to start the weekend with a litle joke "thread".
    If you have one i'd like to hear it, post your best one here now!

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    TGP


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    • fever
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2001
      • 228
      #2
      Why did God create pussy-fungus? So that also the girls would get to know how it is to live with a irritating pussy

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        • Webmasterbaby
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2001
          • 192
          #3
          Why don't Midgets wear Tampons ?


          Because they trip over the string.



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            • fever
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2001
              • 228
              #4
              Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street.
              "Hey, Antonio," said Luigi. "Where you been for the past two weeks? No one seen you around."
              "Donna talka to me, Luigi," replied Antonio. "I been inna da jail."
              "Jail!" exclaimed Luigi. "What for you been in jail?"
              "Wella, Luigi," Antonio said, "I was lying onna da beech, and the cops come, arresta me and throw me inna jail"
              "But dey donna throw you in jail just for lying onna da beech!" Luigi countered.
              "Yeah, but dissa beech was ascreamin' and akickin' and ayellin'."


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                • fever
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 228
                  #5
                  During the first week of marriage, two deaf people find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language.
                  After many nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.
                  "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, if you want to have sex with me when the lights are out, just reach over and squeeze my left breast once. And, if you don't want to have sex, just reach over and squeeze my right breast once."
                  The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Okay, and if you want to have sex with me, just reach over and pull on my penis once. And, if you don't want to have sex, just reach over and pull on my penis... fifty times."

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                    • DamageX
                      Marketing & Strategy
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 14293
                      #6
                      Q: What's red and jumps around in circles, screaming?
                      A: Santa Claus kicked in the balls

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                      Respect,
                      DamageX
                      Whitehat is for chumps

                      If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                        • Susan
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 772
                          #7
                          NEWSFLASH:......British Airways have grounded all of their Aircraft.
                          They found 4 inch cracks in all the stewardesses!
                          Stupid Spice

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                            • Susan
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 772
                              #8
                              What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
                              Being fingered by Captain Hook.
                              Stupid Spice

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                                • Logic
                                  Registered User
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 14
                                  #9
                                  This is a true story of a 3rd grader in North Dakota giving his Show And Tell after summer break....

                                  "One day when I was down by Allers Lake, a rat came and took me by the pants..."

                                  And if you don't think that's funny you should hear the rest of the jokes my dad has repeated over and over for the past 28 years...

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                                  Logic: The science of reasoning...

                                  [This message has been edited by Logic (edited 07-20-2001).]

                                  [This message has been edited by Logic (edited 07-20-2001).]
                                  Logic: The science of reasoning...

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                                    • fever
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 228
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Susan:
                                      What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
                                      Being fingered by Captain Hook.
                                      Ouch...that hurts...

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                                        • Webmasterbaby
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2001
                                          • 192
                                          #11
                                          LMFHO
                                          That does hurt but its funny..

                                          Q: What do Elephants use a Tampons ?

                                          A: Sheep

                                          Q: How does a Kiwi ( Newzealander )find sheep in long grass?

                                          A: Delightfull

                                          :-)

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