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suesheboy · 09-30-2012, 02:16 PM

She may have been fun but she had a screw loose for years. Kicked her ass out of my house in 2005

from http://www.dailycamera.com/news/ci_18936457#idc-cover

Police: Boulder woman ran Chihuahua alongside car, faces cruelty charge
Joan Zalk also accused of felony menacing over remark about gun

A Boulder acupuncturist and yoga instructor has been accused of animal cruelty after several witnesses told police she was running a Chihuahua at a pace of 10 to 15 mph alongside her car as she drove down a city street last week.

Joan Renee Zalk, 29, also faces a charge of felony menacing after witnesses who confronted her about the dog told police she had threatened them.

In court at the Boulder County Jail on Monday, Zalk said she was pet-sitting and doing what the owner wanted. According to a police report, Zalk told officers the dog, named Cooper, needs to walk at least three miles a day or it goes "ballistic."

Reached by phone, Zalk said there was no animal abuse whatsoever and the dog was well cared for.

"I really look forward to clearing my name," said Zalk, who declined to answer more detailed questions because of the ongoing criminal case.

Several witnesses called police a little after 9 a.m. Friday when they saw a woman driving a Toyota Camry on Moorhead Avenue as a small dog on a leash ran alongside the driver's side of the vehicle, according to a police report.

"That poor dog was running its guts out trying to keep up," Elizabeth Whaley told officers.

Whaley told officers she drove behind the woman for some time as she first tried to understand what the woman was doing and then tried to figure out how to stop her. Whaley said the driver kept waving at her to pass, which several people did.

Whaley said she was concerned the dog would be hit by an oncoming vehicle or fall underneath the tires of the car.

According to the report, the driver, later identified as Zalk, turned on South 42nd Street and pulled over. Whaley then pulled up alongside Zalk's vehicle and yelled at her. Zalk reportedly told the woman the dog was fine and she does this all the time.

Another woman, Debra Baros, who had seen Zalk drive past with the dog and jumped in her car to follow, then pulled up and also confronted Zalk, the report said.

According to the police report, Zalk told the women, "Excuse me, I have a gun in my car. Do you want me to get it?" She then put the dog in the car and parked at a nearby home.

Baros then called police, who already had received another complaint about Zalk from a man who had snapped a cell phone photo of Zalk and Cooper.

When officers arrived and spoke to Zalk, she admitted to telling the women she had a gun, but said she only did it because she felt threatened and trapped, the report said. She said she doesn't own a gun, and there wasn't a gun in the car.

The witnesses told police they never blocked Zalk and that she left without needing them to move, the report said.

Officers observed new cuts and blood on the dog's neck, as well as old scabs, the report said.

Zalk was taken to the Boulder County Jail, where she was booked on suspicion of animal cruelty and felony menacing. She was released on bond on Monday.

Cooper was taken to the Humane Society of Boulder Valley and was released to the owner Monday afternoon.

Boulder police spokeswoman Kim Kobel said the dog was in good condition, other than the minor injuries.

According to the report, Zalk told the officer who took her to jail, "If it is illegal to walk the dog that way, just tell me and I won't do it again."

Zalk told police the dog's owner, Erin Livers, knew that she sometimes ran the dog from her car or her bike and was OK with it.

But, according to the report, when officers called Livers, who was out of town, Livers said she did not know that Zalk ran the dog from her car.

Zalk is scheduled to appear in court for filing of charges on Wednesday.

(she ended up plea bargaining it down to 100 hours of community service)

suesheboy · 09-30-2012, 05:36 PM

Can't believe none of you old timers remember her from PornCity, Azure and the Internext shows in 2003 and 2004.

rowan · 09-30-2012, 07:06 PM

The name rings a bell. Was that just a username, or did she have a site of the same name? Did she post here? Never been on/to Porncity, Azure or Internext.

suesheboy · 10-01-2012, 04:48 AM

She posted here, had a site by that name and did promo work and other things for azure content

LiveDose · 10-01-2012, 05:15 AM

The stupidity of humans never ceases to amaze me.

CDSmith · 10-01-2012, 10:30 AM

I remember her. Well, I remember the nickname, and seeing her posts way back when. That's about it.

I've seen people run their dogs beside cars before, but always big dogs that could keep up. I used to run my last dog beside my bike, but it was me who was struggling to keep up with him. Can't imagine needing a car to properly exercise a Chihuahua, sounds like pure laziness on her part.

baddog · 10-01-2012, 10:36 AM

Yeah, I remember her; pretty sure I have pics of her somewhere. I saw the thread yesterday and did not remember why YSS sounded so familiar. Just remembered and opened thread.

Wow. I think we should try that with her.

09-30-2012, 02:16 PM	#1
suesheboy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: FL - TN/NC Posts: 5,211	Anyone remember "Your Sexy Secrets"? She may have been fun but she had a screw loose for years. Kicked her ass out of my house in 2005 from http://www.dailycamera.com/news/ci_18936457#idc-cover Police: Boulder woman ran Chihuahua alongside car, faces cruelty charge Joan Zalk also accused of felony menacing over remark about gun A Boulder acupuncturist and yoga instructor has been accused of animal cruelty after several witnesses told police she was running a Chihuahua at a pace of 10 to 15 mph alongside her car as she drove down a city street last week. Joan Renee Zalk, 29, also faces a charge of felony menacing after witnesses who confronted her about the dog told police she had threatened them. In court at the Boulder County Jail on Monday, Zalk said she was pet-sitting and doing what the owner wanted. According to a police report, Zalk told officers the dog, named Cooper, needs to walk at least three miles a day or it goes "ballistic." Reached by phone, Zalk said there was no animal abuse whatsoever and the dog was well cared for. "I really look forward to clearing my name," said Zalk, who declined to answer more detailed questions because of the ongoing criminal case. Several witnesses called police a little after 9 a.m. Friday when they saw a woman driving a Toyota Camry on Moorhead Avenue as a small dog on a leash ran alongside the driver's side of the vehicle, according to a police report. "That poor dog was running its guts out trying to keep up," Elizabeth Whaley told officers. Whaley told officers she drove behind the woman for some time as she first tried to understand what the woman was doing and then tried to figure out how to stop her. Whaley said the driver kept waving at her to pass, which several people did. Whaley said she was concerned the dog would be hit by an oncoming vehicle or fall underneath the tires of the car. According to the report, the driver, later identified as Zalk, turned on South 42nd Street and pulled over. Whaley then pulled up alongside Zalk's vehicle and yelled at her. Zalk reportedly told the woman the dog was fine and she does this all the time. Another woman, Debra Baros, who had seen Zalk drive past with the dog and jumped in her car to follow, then pulled up and also confronted Zalk, the report said. According to the police report, Zalk told the women, "Excuse me, I have a gun in my car. Do you want me to get it?" She then put the dog in the car and parked at a nearby home. Baros then called police, who already had received another complaint about Zalk from a man who had snapped a cell phone photo of Zalk and Cooper. When officers arrived and spoke to Zalk, she admitted to telling the women she had a gun, but said she only did it because she felt threatened and trapped, the report said. She said she doesn't own a gun, and there wasn't a gun in the car. The witnesses told police they never blocked Zalk and that she left without needing them to move, the report said. Officers observed new cuts and blood on the dog's neck, as well as old scabs, the report said. Zalk was taken to the Boulder County Jail, where she was booked on suspicion of animal cruelty and felony menacing. She was released on bond on Monday. Cooper was taken to the Humane Society of Boulder Valley and was released to the owner Monday afternoon. Boulder police spokeswoman Kim Kobel said the dog was in good condition, other than the minor injuries. According to the report, Zalk told the officer who took her to jail, "If it is illegal to walk the dog that way, just tell me and I won't do it again." Zalk told police the dog's owner, Erin Livers, knew that she sometimes ran the dog from her car or her bike and was OK with it. But, according to the report, when officers called Livers, who was out of town, Livers said she did not know that Zalk ran the dog from her car. Zalk is scheduled to appear in court for filing of charges on Wednesday. (she ended up plea bargaining it down to 100 hours of community service) __________________ Adult Web Site Domain Names For Sale Adult Sex Toy Domain Names For Sale Tantric Delights, Sex Toys Blog, Tantric Sex Toys

09-30-2012, 05:36 PM	#2
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10-01-2012, 05:15 AM	#5
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10-01-2012, 10:30 AM	#6
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09-30-2012, 07:06 PM	#3
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	The name rings a bell. Was that just a username, or did she have a site of the same name? Did she post here? Never been on/to Porncity, Azure or Internext.

10-01-2012, 10:36 AM	#7
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Yeah, I remember her; pretty sure I have pics of her somewhere. I saw the thread yesterday and did not remember why YSS sounded so familiar. Just remembered and opened thread. Wow. I think we should try that with her.