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![]() I had this question posed to me by a chick that I know in the business. Absolutley one of the hottest babes ... period ...
Just thought it was a funny question, but she's too embarrassed to ask it herself ... Has there ever been a time that your in bed with your lady (or guy if you swing that way) and your just so damn anamalistically horny but your "partner" either won't get up for you or isn't "in the mood"? I know we've all been there. What do YOU do? Do you handle your "business" with them laying next to you asleep, and try not to wake them up or bother them? Do you wake them up and lovingly try to GET THEM IN the MOOD? If you can't get them "into it", how many times have you "handled it yourself? ...and what do you do with the mess/aftermath? If not, what the hell DO YOU DO? Just hold in in and lay there till you fall asleep? This question is for the GIRLS too! Step up on this one ladies! LOL This could be an interesting thread if we can get some honest answers. I mean we're all in the "Adult Biz", so it should be funny to hear how openminded sexual people answer it! ![]()
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FORCE 'em to like it.
That's what they're good for? Right? LOL. No, you either get them in the mood or just go to sleep. Or jack off once they do... preferably looking at pictures of their best friends... |
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Is there anyone else who thinks these threads come from boys who are yet to lose their cherries??
How many kids do you think jerk off to posts on GFY? Now their is an interesting question. |
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I would just go in another room, jerk off, and then go back to sleep. Problem solved.
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I've had sex with countless women in my day, and AGAIN - j ust recently got this question posed to me by someone that was too embarrassed to post it themselves. I just thought it was an interesting "human nature" question. Lighten up, pal! ...and ask around if you care to - I have nothing to hide about who I am - certainly not one of the "boys who are yet to lose their cherries" ![]()
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whatsup jonathan.... can i ammend your post and ad date-rape to the list of choices? thx
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Usually I fall asleep and have sex with my counterpart while im sleeping...
No lie.. and then he wakes me up and we actually finish =p
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She was pretty cool before she turned psycho ![]() I used to wake up to blow jobs from her ALL the time! BEST way to wake up IMO ![]()
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well
if she sleeps in the mood it isnt hard to get her horny while she is sleeping and have her wake up to some good oral sex!!! I know I appretiate waking up to a nice blow Job from a hot babe anyday I would try to get her in the mood and awake if that doesnt work I got no shame in rubbing one out myself and leaving a facial surprise J/K about the surprise could be leaving myself open for a hurting Tanker |
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I was always in the mood, but if i was so tired and fell asleep, i would get jumped anyways. but i have bought my ex girlfriend that crazy ass dildo when we were working on ifriends and causes it was cool, it was hard for her to uses that thing without waking me up, vibrator wasnt the word. and seeing her lay there doing that just made me jump her causes i felt bad for one and was a turn on seeing here there horny as hell. nothing better than a women thats extremly horny and needs you NOW.
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Yeah you could, but you could always defend yourself by saying you were only doing it for her benefit. Ya know the old "protien is GREAT for your skin" routine ;) J/K You'd probably get hurt, pal! ![]()
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increase your odds, sleep with 2 or 3
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Where have you been, and how can I get in touch with you? Drop me an email jons AT jonsmail.com
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I would tug the bamboo root!
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if it's my bed, and my domain-
ALL IS FAIR IN SLEEP, LOVE, and WAR I usually look for the snoring types , you know the ones who have their mouths open and drool? That way I can tea bag them- usually they wake up gagging on gonads...... ![]() |
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![]() Jerk-Off then wipe it in her hair.....she will never know.
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Like I'd tell you.
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jerk off
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Rollover annoyed and hope tomorrow I get lucky...
If I was a guy... wait til the chick is sleeping and get her then ![]()
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We lost you after you and KB took off on the skis. I personally try to whisper sweet nothings in her ear and make her believe she is dreaming and just go to town. ![]() Brett |
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Dude, I hear ya loud and clear about Hedo III - but I have some pretty wicked stories NOT for public consumption here! Either way, I LOST MY FRIGGIN' MIND in Jamaica!!! Give me a holla, and let's compare some stories email me - jons AT jonsmail.com ![]()
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Can't say that's ever happened ... but I spose if it did just slip them a roofie, and...
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What a crowd we have here!!! ![]()
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I have done that to my bf when I get mad at him.
On the other hand, when I am horney and I want to get some all I have to do is rub him in the right places. Its easier to get a guy going than it is to get a girl going. |
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Never been there....
![]() been married to the same girl for 29 years, and have never experienced one time when she was " not in the mood "
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Now that's what I'm talking about! Aren't there any other women out there that can participate???
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I can i will tell you what I think.
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Kick them to the curb and find another...
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You can if your a dude too if you REALLY want to, but please not in any homo-erotic kinda way - it's just NOT my thing ![]() BTW - I didn't say that to brag. My reputation as a businessman or the business I conduct had nothing to do with this thread. Had I simply ignored the post Charly made would - it probably have been a better move on my part ... I got baited - it happens. No biggie though ... Life goes on ... back to the thread ![]()
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LOL So, play nice - and share with the rest of the class ![]() What do YOU do when you have this dilemma? ![]() We've already heard from the bamboo root tugger ![]() ![]()
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Ok Ill share with the class Jonathan...........
I'd just call Laurel over ![]()
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I've never NOT been horny...
I don't know the feeling. ![]() My boyfriend always gets it. And if HE wasn't in the mood (which I don't think has ever happened) I'd get REAAAAAAALLY MAD. I don't like not getting my way. I love being woken up by his hands between my legs or caressing my breasts. I'm espescially horny early in the morning (5-8am) and he'll agree 100% with that... I constantly wake him up... accidentally "woops", touch his penis while I'm puttin my arm around him. haha |
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this is all very true. and i can't complain one bit.
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That's the best answer I've heard ALL day! ![]() LOL
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That was a pretty damn good answer too ![]() ![]()
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well, I you always gotta take of business ;-)
just gotta lemme know if they want some another time, they might not get it (well, they prolly will, but I'd like to think I could hold out) love the negril pix... nice to see you took good care of my girl...
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Tanker - Remember, no more leaving surprises on people's pillows on tropical islands lol
J$tyles is the real deal, true white pimp. Even if he is a little short ![]()
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My husband and I have different hours, and, I have always been way more horny then him. So, I "Usually" do not wake him, I have a little pink friend that vibrates nicely
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an ex manager of mine told me a story once about how his girlfriend wouldnt fuck him one night.
he waited until she went to sleep and nutted in her hair and broke up with her. not sure how true it was/is. but it was told to me.
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Charly, sounds like you need to pop the top LOL
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I don't get it, Charly? What about my post (s) makes me sound like I'm "talking like a kid"? Was it just the subject matter of the question that was posed? Is it my writing skills, or lack thereof? Maybe it was the words "hottest babes" or "chicks" What I'm REALLY interested in hearing is: What compelled you to come in here and comment in the first place? ...and why are you back posting again on this thread if this is so childish? In any case, have a good night! ![]()
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