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J-$tyle$ 02-13-2003 05:59 AM

Horny people ... Can you be honest?
 
I had this question posed to me by a chick that I know in the business. Absolutley one of the hottest babes ... period ...

Just thought it was a funny question, but she's too embarrassed to ask it herself ...

Has there ever been a time that your in bed with your lady (or guy if you swing that way) and your just so damn anamalistically horny but your "partner" either won't get up for you or isn't "in the mood"?

I know we've all been there.

What do YOU do?

Do you handle your "business" with them laying next to you asleep, and try not to wake them up or bother them? Do you wake them up and lovingly try to GET THEM IN the MOOD?

If you can't get them "into it", how many times have you "handled it yourself? ...and what do you do with the mess/aftermath?

If not, what the hell DO YOU DO? Just hold in in and lay there till you fall asleep?

This question is for the GIRLS too! Step up on this one ladies!

LOL

This could be an interesting thread if we can get some honest answers. I mean we're all in the "Adult Biz", so it should be funny to hear how openminded sexual people answer it!

:uhoh

AOLGuy 02-13-2003 06:03 AM

FORCE 'em to like it.

That's what they're good for? Right?

LOL.

No, you either get them in the mood or just go to sleep. Or jack off once they do... preferably looking at pictures of their best friends...

Paul Markham 02-13-2003 06:05 AM

Is there anyone else who thinks these threads come from boys who are yet to lose their cherries??

How many kids do you think jerk off to posts on GFY? Now their is an interesting question.

Brown Bear 02-13-2003 06:06 AM

I would just go in another room, jerk off, and then go back to sleep. Problem solved.

J-$tyle$ 02-13-2003 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
Is there anyone else who thinks these threads come from boys who are yet to lose their cherries??

How many kids do you think jerk off to posts on GFY? Now their is an interesting question.

Just for the record Charly, I'm a 34 yr old man that's done millions of dollars in transactions in this business over the past 7 years ...

I've had sex with countless women in my day, and AGAIN - j ust recently got this question posed to me by someone that was too embarrassed to post it themselves.

I just thought it was an interesting "human nature" question.

Lighten up, pal!

...and ask around if you care to - I have nothing to hide about who I am - certainly not one of the "boys who are yet to lose their cherries"

:)

kmanrox 02-13-2003 06:49 AM

whatsup jonathan.... can i ammend your post and ad date-rape to the list of choices? thx


--K-Man

TheWatcher 02-13-2003 07:00 AM

Usually I fall asleep and have sex with my counterpart while im sleeping...



No lie.. and then he wakes me up and we actually finish =p

J-$tyle$ 02-13-2003 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheWatcher
Usually I fall asleep and have sex with my counterpart while im sleeping...



No lie.. and then he wakes me up and we actually finish =p

My ex-girlfriend used to love that - she was such a light sleeper, and LOVED to get waken up for for sex. It almost was like the she would be extra super horny by the fact that I was so turned on and couldn't keep my hands oof of her!

She was pretty cool before she turned psycho :winkwink:

I used to wake up to blow jobs from her ALL the time!

BEST way to wake up IMO :)

Tanker 02-13-2003 01:14 PM

well

if she sleeps in the mood it isnt hard to get her horny while she is sleeping and have her wake up to some good oral sex!!!

I know I appretiate waking up to a nice blow Job from a hot babe anyday



I would try to get her in the mood and awake if that doesnt work

I got no shame in rubbing one out myself and leaving a facial surprise

J/K about the surprise could be leaving myself open for a hurting



Tanker

muchmoreporn 02-13-2003 01:16 PM

I was always in the mood, but if i was so tired and fell asleep, i would get jumped anyways. but i have bought my ex girlfriend that crazy ass dildo when we were working on ifriends and causes it was cool, it was hard for her to uses that thing without waking me up, vibrator wasnt the word. and seeing her lay there doing that just made me jump her causes i felt bad for one and was a turn on seeing here there horny as hell. nothing better than a women thats extremly horny and needs you NOW.

J-$tyle$ 02-13-2003 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanker

I got no shame in rubbing one out myself and leaving a facial surprise

J/K about the surprise could be leaving myself open for a hurting


Tanker

LOL

Yeah you could, but you could always defend yourself by saying you were only doing it for her benefit. Ya know the old "protien is GREAT for your skin" routine ;)

J/K

You'd probably get hurt, pal!

:winkwink:

dantheman 02-13-2003 01:30 PM

increase your odds, sleep with 2 or 3 :glugglug

J-$tyle$ 02-13-2003 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
whatsup jonathan.... can i ammend your post and ad date-rape to the list of choices? thx


--K-Man

Hey, ya sick fuck!!!

Where have you been, and how can I get in touch with you?

Drop me an email jons AT jonsmail.com

Poppy 02-13-2003 01:37 PM

I would tug the bamboo root!

TheGoldenChild 02-13-2003 01:43 PM

if it's my bed, and my domain-

ALL IS FAIR IN SLEEP, LOVE, and WAR

I usually look for the snoring types , you know the ones who have their mouths open and drool?

That way I can tea bag them- usually they wake up gagging on gonads......:sleep

UncleJimmy 02-13-2003 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle
if it's my bed, and my domain-

ALL IS FAIR IN SLEEP, LOVE, and WAR

I usually look for the snoring types , you know the ones who have their mouths open and drool?

That way I can tea bag them- usually they wake up gagging on gonads......:sleep


lol, smooth! :thumbsup


Oh What a Lovely Tea Party!

Fuseblown 02-13-2003 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle
if it's my bed, and my domain-

ALL IS FAIR IN SLEEP, LOVE, and WAR

I usually look for the snoring types , you know the ones who have their mouths open and drool?

That way I can tea bag them- usually they wake up gagging on gonads......:sleep


Who's got the crimpets? :thumbsup

silver 02-13-2003 01:53 PM

Jerk-Off then wipe it in her hair.....she will never know.:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

ry0t 02-13-2003 01:56 PM

Like I'd tell you. :feels-hot

WC Support 02-13-2003 02:51 PM

jerk off

Kanoealoha 02-13-2003 02:54 PM

Rollover annoyed and hope tomorrow I get lucky...

If I was a guy...
wait til the chick is sleeping and get her then :)

Penrod 02-13-2003 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J-$tyle$


Just for the record Charly, I'm a 34 yr old man that's done millions of dollars in transactions in this business over the past 7 years ...

I've had sex with countless women in my day, and AGAIN - j ust recently got this question posed to me by someone that was too embarrassed to post it themselves.

I just thought it was an interesting "human nature" question.

Lighten up, pal!

...and ask around if you care to - I have nothing to hide about who I am - certainly not one of the "boys who are yet to lose their cherries"

:)

Should have came to Hedo III with us my little brother. Soon come.
We lost you after you and KB took off on the skis.

I personally try to whisper sweet nothings in her ear and make her believe she is dreaming and just go to town.:winkwink:


Brett

J-$tyle$ 02-13-2003 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Penrod


Should have came to Hedo III with us my little brother. Soon come.
We lost you after you and KB took off on the skis.

I personally try to whisper sweet nothings in her ear and make her believe she is dreaming and just go to town.:winkwink:


Brett



Dude, I hear ya loud and clear about Hedo III - but I have some pretty wicked stories NOT for public consumption here! Either way, I LOST MY FRIGGIN' MIND in Jamaica!!!

Give me a holla, and let's compare some stories email me - jons AT jonsmail.com


:Graucho

LAJ 02-13-2003 03:28 PM

Can't say that's ever happened ... but I spose if it did just slip them a roofie, and...

J-$tyle$ 02-13-2003 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LAJ
Can't say that's ever happened ... but I spose if it did just slip them a roofie, and...
LOL

What a crowd we have here!!!

:1orglaugh

PiTaAnGeL 02-13-2003 04:24 PM

I have done that to my bf when I get mad at him.
On the other hand, when I am horney and I want to get some all I have to do is rub him in the right places. Its easier to get a guy going than it is to get a girl going.

MichaelAncher 02-13-2003 04:29 PM

Never been there....:)
been married to the same girl for 29 years, and have never experienced one time when she was " not in the mood "

J-$tyle$ 02-13-2003 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PiTaAnGeL
I have done that to my bf when I get mad at him.
On the other hand, when I am horney and I want to get some all I have to do is rub him in the right places. Its easier to get a guy going than it is to get a girl going.


Now that's what I'm talking about! Aren't there any other women out there that can participate???

PiTaAnGeL 02-13-2003 05:22 PM

I can i will tell you what I think.

vending_machine 02-13-2003 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J-$tyle$


Just for the record Charly, I'm a 34 yr old man that's done millions of dollars in transactions in this business over the past 7 years ...

Can I touch you?

Wizzo 02-13-2003 05:49 PM

Kick them to the curb and find another...:winkwink:

J-$tyle$ 02-13-2003 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vending_machine


Can I touch you?

Sure, if your a lady ;o)

You can if your a dude too if you REALLY want to, but please not in any homo-erotic kinda way - it's just NOT my thing :Graucho

BTW - I didn't say that to brag. My reputation as a businessman or the business I conduct had nothing to do with this thread.

Had I simply ignored the post Charly made would - it probably have been a better move on my part ... I got baited - it happens.

No biggie though ...

Life goes on ... back to the thread

:)

Laurel 02-13-2003 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by silver
Jerk-Off then wipe it in her hair.....she will never know.:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

hmmm..that explains why my hair is always in knots! :1orglaugh

TheGoldenChild 02-13-2003 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Laurel



hmmm..that explains why my hair is always in knots! :1orglaugh

Or could be from the schmuck pulling your hair too tight from behind :Graucho

LaurieX 02-13-2003 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J-$tyle$
I had this question posed to me by a chick that I know in the business. Absolutley one of the hottest babes ... period ...

Just thought it was a funny question, but she's too embarrassed to ask it herself ...

Has there ever been a time that your in bed with your lady (or guy if you swing that way) and your just so damn anamalistically horny but your "partner" either won't get up for you or isn't "in the mood"?

I know we've all been there.

What do YOU do?

Do you handle your "business" with them laying next to you asleep, and try not to wake them up or bother them? Do you wake them up and lovingly try to GET THEM IN the MOOD?

If you can't get them "into it", how many times have you "handled it yourself? ...and what do you do with the mess/aftermath?

If not, what the hell DO YOU DO? Just hold in in and lay there till you fall asleep?

This question is for the GIRLS too! Step up on this one ladies!

LOL

This could be an interesting thread if we can get some honest answers. I mean we're all in the "Adult Biz", so it should be funny to hear how openminded sexual people answer it!

:uhoh

Hahahaha !!! I was there for this conversation Remember when the bartender walked over :thumbsup

J-$tyle$ 02-13-2003 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LaurieX


Hahahaha !!! I was there for this conversation Remember when the bartender walked over :thumbsup

Yeah, of course I remember!

LOL

So, play nice - and share with the rest of the class :winkwink:

What do YOU do when you have this dilemma? :Graucho

We've already heard from the bamboo root tugger :thumbsup

:)

LaurieX 02-13-2003 11:03 PM

Ok Ill share with the class Jonathan...........

I'd just call Laurel over :thumbsup

Brat 02-13-2003 11:09 PM

I've never NOT been horny...

I don't know the feeling. :)

My boyfriend always gets it. And if HE wasn't in the mood (which I don't think has ever happened) I'd get REAAAAAAALLY MAD. I don't like not getting my way.


I love being woken up by his hands between my legs or caressing my breasts. I'm espescially horny early in the morning (5-8am) and he'll agree 100% with that... I constantly wake him up... accidentally "woops", touch his penis while I'm puttin my arm around him. haha

psyko514 02-14-2003 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brat
I've never NOT been horny...

I don't know the feeling. :)

My boyfriend always gets it. And if HE wasn't in the mood (which I don't think has ever happened) I'd get REAAAAAAALLY MAD. I don't like not getting my way.


I love being woken up by his hands between my legs or caressing my breasts. I'm espescially horny early in the morning (5-8am) and he'll agree 100% with that... I constantly wake him up... accidentally "woops", touch his penis while I'm puttin my arm around him. haha



this is all very true.
and i can't complain one bit.

thatdykeliz 02-14-2003 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PiTaAnGeL
I have done that to my bf when I get mad at him.
On the other hand, when I am horney and I want to get some all I have to do is rub him in the right places. Its easier to get a guy going than it is to get a girl going.

No kidding. If I'm in the mood and hubby isn't, I get out the vibrator and fend for myself...but if he's there in the bed with me, that usually gets him in the mood anyway and I don't have to play alone anymore. :Graucho

J-$tyle$ 02-14-2003 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LaurieX
Ok Ill share with the class Jonathan...........

I'd just call Laurel over :thumbsup



That's the best answer I've heard ALL day! :Graucho

LOL

J-$tyle$ 02-14-2003 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by thatdykeliz


No kidding. If I'm in the mood and hubby isn't, I get out the vibrator and fend for myself...but if he's there in the bed with me, that usually gets him in the mood anyway and I don't have to play alone anymore. :Graucho


That was a pretty damn good answer too :thumbsup

:)

american pervert 02-14-2003 12:33 AM

well, I you always gotta take of business ;-)

just gotta lemme know if they want some another time, they might not get it (well, they prolly will, but I'd like to think I could hold out)



love the negril pix... nice to see you took good care of my girl...

Kimmykim 02-14-2003 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle
I usually look for the snoring types , you know the ones who have their mouths open and drool?

That way I can tea bag them- usually they wake up gagging on gonads......:sleep

Damn I will probably have nitemares when I go to bed tonite... just one more reason not to sleep with KB ;-}}}}

If the sex is good, I'm always in the mood... and thatdykeliz is soooo right with what she said!

Zebra 02-14-2003 01:09 AM

Tanker - Remember, no more leaving surprises on people's pillows on tropical islands lol

J$tyles is the real deal, true white pimp.
Even if he is a little short :winkwink:

Hot Tropical Babes 02-14-2003 01:39 AM

My husband and I have different hours, and, I have always been way more horny then him. So, I "Usually" do not wake him, I have a little pink friend that vibrates nicely :) Usually get some kinky fantasies going of a fuckfest between him, I, and a big tit babe.,,, Plus it helps me sleep better after a stressful day :thumbsup

I have always said "a good orgasm is a great stress reliever"

Fletch XXX 02-14-2003 01:40 AM

an ex manager of mine told me a story once about how his girlfriend wouldnt fuck him one night.

he waited until she went to sleep and nutted in her hair and broke up with her.

not sure how true it was/is.

but it was told to me.

Paul Markham 02-14-2003 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by J-$tyle$


Just for the record Charly, I'm a 34 yr old man that's done millions of dollars in transactions in this business over the past 7 years ...

I've had sex with countless women in my day, and AGAIN - j ust recently got this question posed to me by someone that was too embarrassed to post it themselves.

I just thought it was an interesting "human nature" question.

Lighten up, pal!

...and ask around if you care to - I have nothing to hide about who I am - certainly not one of the "boys who are yet to lose their cherries"

:)

OK but you are talking like a kid.

The board is getting lots of these threads and to me it sounds childish. But then I am 52.

Hot Tropical Babes 02-14-2003 01:53 AM

Charly, sounds like you need to pop the top LOL
if ya know what i mean :Graucho

J-$tyle$ 02-14-2003 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
OK but you are talking like a kid.

The board is getting lots of these threads and to me it sounds childish. But then I am 52.


I don't get it, Charly?

What about my post (s) makes me sound like I'm "talking like a kid"?

Was it just the subject matter of the question that was posed?

Is it my writing skills, or lack thereof?

Maybe it was the words "hottest babes" or "chicks"

What I'm REALLY interested in hearing is:

What compelled you to come in here and comment in the first place?

...and why are you back posting again on this thread if this is so childish?

In any case, have a good night! :)



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