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Investors in here... Great real estate opportunity!
GFY is probably not the best place but since there are some serious people here...
Who is interested in a great real estate opportunity in the best and most popular island of the Caribbean... Major profits will be made while enjoying tropical paradise... Short explanation: Cash needed: about $1.000.000 It involves the purchase of property land (ocean view, right across the street of major well know luxury hotel, walking distance beach) that can to be divided into lots...(or whatever you want with it, I think lots are best) which can be sold individually (with or without house). Major profit will be made here. Since I know the area and the market, I am obviously willing to assist and work with you. The real estate market here is very stable... not like in US, this rare property land is located on the best possible residential location. I live in the same area, I know the market here. Who's got the cash and is interested in a profitable adventure, combined with an unforgettable and relaxing stay in paradise? Contact me on ICQ for more info: 5 nine 7260 six 89
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whats the immigration situation for land purchase?
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A lot of US citizens own land / houses here...that is no problem at all. Homeowners and tourists are welcome to stay whenever they want. There are certain standard rules about the amount of time a non resident can stay (I think for US is 3 month in a row), but there are also exceptions to that rule (for example pensioners, and if you can prove you have sufficient income, you can stay as long as you want.)
The tourists (the majority are from US) that come here HAVE a large bank account, other wise they probably wouldn't be here Villas in the area can be rented out easily most of the time, which makes it also for home owners an excellent investment. A $2500 weekly rental fee is the going rate for this area.
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What country is this?
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Certain details I would like to keep hidden from the tolls, please contact me on ICQ if interested
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Caribbean is HUGE..
where is it? ARUBA? TOBAGO?... |
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Sounds like a dateline NBC story in the making
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you had me at dollah my good prince where do i send the monies.
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Is it your exclusive? Are you on ASW?
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it not Dominican Republic, and no, it's not Haiti... it is located on an island famous for it's tourism, stable economy. Here we have the or one of the highest standards of living in the Caribbean.
Decent houses in this area of high demand sell for $400.000 easily so go figure... Had a meeting yesterday, and asked if the seller is prepared to sell only a part so the investment will be smaller. (in that case I hopefully won't need an investor) Again... ICQ for more info please
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why can't you name the island? so I just send the money to you? who are you?
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If an offer seems too good to be true..
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No don't send me anything... This thread is not for you btw, I don't want to do anything with you, certainly not business wise
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True, and of course the profit is not made overnight..these things take time, but the profit makes it more than worth it. The project is real, the property land is real and the demand in this area is real... Of course every project has got it's own obstacles, including this one. That doesn't mean the project is not worth it. In the end somebody will make lots of profit with this project.
everything I said or will say can be backup with goods, facts and examples... and people who know something about real estate, project development already know for a fact the profits that can be made... As I mentioned before I had a meeting yesterday and asked for other options, because without going into details here, it would be better, cheaper and less complicated to purchase just one third of the total area. If somebody really is interested in an adventure like this...and has got the cash to invest... hit me up and I will go into detail.
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Sorry, didn't understand the question. ASW = a small world?
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Check your paypal brah
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Yep. Even though it's only a shell of what it used to be there's still plenty of money floating around the business forum.
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no, I am not a member. But I have heard of it a few times. Are you a member? Can you send me an invite?
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This is how you write 1 million dollars.
$1,000,000
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A Million?
Do you a lot better for a lot less
I have 2 investors I find houses for. 1st guy bought 2 houses at a tax sale for $17,200. Appraisal is over $80,000. His living in one and getting ready to sell it for $35,000 to a friend. Told him, he's being too nice. He's fixing the other to live in. Got my GF's brother a house for $17,500 he sold for $85,000 I had about a dozen houses he could have made at least $25-50,000 in just a couple of months but he'd do stupid crap, like wait a month to go look at the house when it was already sold. Spend a million for a long term investment, I could make you money quickly. I'd just don't have money to buy the houses myself. So I charge people a small fee. |
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Let's do some business!
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Yeah Right
He reinvested in most in another house and spent the rest like a drunken sailor. I once had to get an emergency loan from him. I think death by rats eating me alive would have been less painless.
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SLY I'll email you
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Biggest reason these house are bargains, are they are foreclosures or sold for unpaid property taxes. The buyer has to be able to pay cash, the day of sale. That usually means you have a couple of hours to present a cashier's check for the full amount.
And there's usually some work to be done. |
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Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go Down to Kokomo
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Yeah I can send you an invite. I've never known exactly how they determine who gets invite privileges and who doesn't but they are pretty stingy, I only have a few left, and would rather not send it to an email address on an adult domain so send me an email with a non-adult email address and i'll send it out. jimmycooper////@////starletsheet////.////com
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do you take epass?
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Kansas, but it's pretty much that way all over the country.
It's you have to spend the time finding the houses. There's hundreds of foreclosed houses but few are bargains. Then there is always some repairs needed. Sometimes minor, sometimes some serious damage. Biggest problem you have to get there before metal scrappers steal the a/c unit. |
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My 2 current clients are too cheap to give a %, but by getting a few clients, to prove my worth, I can later get clients that pay a percentage. I was going to do a split with one partner on a house, but had to back out as he was taking too long to do the repairs. Couldn't keep my cash tied up that long. But a guy, I gave my biz card several months ago now is ready, I'm meeting with him & his partner later this week. |
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haha this looks like 1 person with a few different usernames having a conversation with it self, i really like how each time they reply he gets a new chance to really sell the idea and over come some objections people might have to the deal.
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https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1077888 Is it just me or.. this is the shittest try at a scam ever? |
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Nothing shady about Helen, dude.
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Title "Retard gives person on internet forum 1 million dollars"
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You know what too, i rekons i know EXACTLY who this is haha.. because he is dumb, so his scams are dumb + he is also good at mimicking forum traffic because his forums are all fake hahah.. hahaha... i rekons you should gimme 10k or ill report ya to the police
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No answer? Where is my 10k mate im serious.. haha..
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Dude... GFY..You are not worthy
btw.. it's a shame that the level of stupidity here on this board has reached this level, this is obviously the wrong place for serious business threads, now go figure why your sales are so bad ;-) Nevertheless thanks to Jimmy I am now talking to 2 interested investors. Thanks buddy!
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lol.. you know what really erks me.. when stupid people think they are smarter then me, and they tell me absolute RUBBISH.. and expect me to believe it?
Ya got all these threads in different nicks asking for investors to invest money.. how fucking stupid is everyone? |
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Isn't this what brought Sleazy down?
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