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EonBlue · 08-26-2012, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by helterskelter808

I'm saying he's British, which anyone over the age of 5 should know. What are you saying about him?

Not to split hairs but he was Scottish. But then I guess that makes him British too. So confusing that place.

But he invented the telephone while living in Canada.

epitome · 08-26-2012, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Best-In-BC

Keep your world moving with our water, hydro and timber

Not sure if letting other counties rape you for your natural resources should be a point of pride.

SilentKnight · 08-26-2012, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

Not sure if letting other counties rape you for your natural resources should be a point of pride.

Oh, it's a great arrangement we have.

We sell off our natural resources and get back cheap products "Made in China" that break down within 72 hours.

You know it's sad when we yearn for a return to the days of "Made in Taiwan".

What we need is more of this.

Sunny Day · 08-26-2012, 05:19 PM

Without you, the White House wouldn't be white. Just another boring example of government housing.

Do you all wear those red & green suspenders?

ErectMedia · 08-26-2012, 06:15 PM

Somebody save this thread and post some Canadian pussy

I'd do it but I'm American.

Spunky · 08-26-2012, 06:24 PM

Damn proud Canadian here

Jman · 08-26-2012, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo

Don't forget you guys crushed it in Olympic Trampoline bring home a gold...

FUCK YEAH!!!

Jman · 08-26-2012, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Damn proud Canadian here

One of my favorite band as a teen.

Dayglo Abortion

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another beer
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i take a piss

Our prime minister sucks dogshit through his nose
His ex-wife gets brown showers from Mick Jagger
The only reason we live in fucking igloos
Is our government makes a living licking shit holes

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another welfare check
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i go out and ca$h it

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another eskimo
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i fuck her up the ass hole

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AAbisg02JD4

Coup · 08-26-2012, 07:04 PM

look at all this terrible shit Canada is proud of. LOL

Helix · 08-26-2012, 07:24 PM

Canada is my favorite neighbor.

ErectMedia · 08-26-2012, 07:30 PM

brassmonkey · 08-26-2012, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Damn proud Canadian here

we're all brothers and sisters.

that sounds creepy

Dvae · 08-26-2012, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesouth

William Shatner

Alex Trebek

Jim Carrey

Howie Mandel

Matthew Perry

Keanu Reeves

Brian Adams

Justin Beiber

Corey Haim

Nickleback

On the other hand they did give us Tommy Chong and Leonard Cohen.

All these people were so successful in Canada that they had to come to the US.
Heres a question, how many of these people maintain residences in Canada?

brassmonkey · 08-26-2012, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

All these people were so successful in Canada that they had to come to the US.
Heres a question, how many of these people maintain residences in Canada?

they don't want to live in canada

maybe to vacation the place is beautiful

_Richard_ · 08-26-2012, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by helterskelter808

Gee whiz, they filed a patent for something. Further on in that very same Wikipedia entry for Woodward:

"Several earlier inventors working on the light bulb had progressed as far in their work as Woodward and Evans: J. B. A. M. Jobard in 1838, C. de Changy in 1856, John Wellington Starr in 1845 and Joseph Swan in 1860. Each contributed to the development of the incandescent lamp, but it was [Joseph] Swan who assembled the necessary components to make the first practical electric light bulb."

I'm saying he's British, which anyone over the age of 5 should know. What are you saying about him?

beforeoron within that very same wikipedia entry for Woodward:

"Moreover, the Edison claims, as sustained in the courts, were not on the discovery of the principles of the incandescent lamp but on a definite combination of parts?all well known?which resulted in the production of a practical form of the incandescent lamp."[1]"

so cause he was born in the UK he's british?

did he.. die in the UK?

xXXtesy10 · 08-26-2012, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

What do we Canadians
Have to be Proud of?

1. Smarties (not sold in the USA )

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
(not sold in the USA )

3. The size of our footballs fields, one less
Down, and bigger balls.

4. Baseball is Canadian - 1st game
June 4, 1838 - Ingersoll, ON

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr.. Rogers

10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts

11. In the war of 1812, started by America , Canadians pushed the Americans back past
Their White House. Then we burned it, and
Most of Washington ....
We got bored because they ran away.
Then, we came home and partied....
Go figure.

12. Canada has the largest French population
That never surrendered to Germany .

13. We have the largest English population
That never Eversurrendered or withdrew
During any war to anyone,anywhere.EVER!
(We got clobbered in the odd battle but
Prevailed in ALL the wars)

14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and
Lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our
Civil war was an American mercenary, he
Slept in and missed the whole thing.
He showed up just in time to get caught.

16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned
Over 10% of the earth's surface and is still
Around as the world's oldest company.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and
Devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
(That's more information than I need!)

19. We know what to do with the parts
Of a buffalo.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk...

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro,
Zippers, insulin, penicillin and the telephone.
Also short wave radios which save countless
Lives each year.

22. We have ALL frozen our tongues to
Something metal and lived to tell about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

24. We have coloured money.

25. Our beer advertisements kick ass
(Incidently... So does our beer)

BUT MOST IMPORTANT !

The handles on our beer cases are big enough
To fit your hands in with mitts on.

OOOoohhhhh..... Canada !!
Oh yeah... And our elections only take one day!

Public dope stores and stolen porn are the main reasons

helterskelter808 · 08-26-2012, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

beforeoron within that very same wikipedia entry for Woodward:

"Moreover, the Edison claims, as sustained in the courts, were not on the discovery of the principles of the incandescent lamp but on a definite combination of parts—all well known—which resulted in the production of a practical form of the incandescent lamp."[1]"

Why are you talking about Edison? Are you claiming he's Canadian too?

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so cause he was born in the UK he's british?

Is this a trick question?

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did he.. die in the UK?

Where someone dies is completely irrelevant to what nationality they were.

helterskelter808 · 08-26-2012, 08:34 PM

What's this shit about Canadians burning the White House? Every school kid knows that was the British.

This is Canadian though:

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-26-2012, 09:32 PM

helterskelter808 it is particular cocksucker from Norway who is behind that.

[Labret] · 08-26-2012, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

As for Labret, he of course doesn't seem to realize (or chooses to conveniently ignore) that the USA itself imposes "buy American" policies on it's people. Pharmaceuticals, lumber and beef are a few things that come to mind in recent times. USA first! But if anyone else does it it's worthy of scoff and scorn, right Bubba?

Nice strawman you constructed there, shame its of inferior Canadian quality. I said "arts and entertainment". Canadian arts and entertainment, a delightful oxymoron, are so god awful that the government had to literally step in and force its citizens to consume it.
Canadian arts and entertainment suck so much balls you have to force it upon your own people.

That's just like beef and lumber.

If you simple minded cunts were not forced to consume it you would be standing in front of your idiot boxes and ecstatically engorging yourself entirely on the tit of American arts and entertainment.

I pray every day that society collapses... so that when it does I can make my way across the former US / Canadian border and begin the wholesale slaughter of your "people". You gunless snow mongoloids will only be able to stand there, powerless. You slackjawed mouth breathers only survive by the grace and glory of The United States.

epitome · 08-26-2012, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Oh, it's a great arrangement we have.

We sell off our natural resources and get back cheap products "Made in China" that break down within 72 hours.

You know it's sad when we yearn for a return to the days of "Made in Taiwan".

What we need is more of this.

I was just joking. The Canadians I know are also some of the greatest people I know. I have a real hard-on for Canadians. Would never move there since I fled the Mid-Atlantic thinking it was too cold but I will also be fond of Canadians ... I will occasionally visit ... during summer.

Spunky · 08-26-2012, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by [Labret]

Nice strawman you constructed there, shame its of inferior Canadian quality. I said "arts and entertainment". Canadian arts and entertainment, a delightful oxymoron, are so god awful that the government had to literally step in and force its citizens to consume it.
Canadian arts and entertainment suck so much balls you have to force it upon your own people.

That's just like beef and lumber.

If you simple minded cunts were not forced to consume it you would be standing in front of your idiot boxes and ecstatically engorging yourself entirely on the tit of American arts and entertainment.

I pray every day that society collapses... so that when it does I can make my way across the former US / Canadian border and begin the wholesale slaughter of your "people". You gunless snow mongoloids will only be able to stand there, powerless. You slackjawed mouth breathers only survive by the grace and glory of The United States.

The big bad American Labret is praying that he will be coming to shoot up the whole country

We aren't forced to consume anything and thanks for allowing us to survive

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-26-2012, 10:38 PM

I am pleased that Canada is our border country to the North, eh...

ADG

fris · 08-26-2012, 10:46 PM

Canada Fun facts to USA

#1 trading partner
more than a billion business a day
85% of canada exports to usa
USA's top external source of energy

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-26-2012, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by [Labret]

Nice strawman you constructed there, shame its of inferior Canadian quality. I said "arts and entertainment". Canadian arts and entertainment, a delightful oxymoron, are so god awful that the government had to literally step in and force its citizens to consume it.
Canadian arts and entertainment suck so much balls you have to force it upon your own people.

That's just like beef and lumber.

If you simple minded cunts were not forced to consume it you would be standing in front of your idiot boxes and ecstatically engorging yourself entirely on the tit of American arts and entertainment.

I pray every day that society collapses... so that when it does I can make my way across the former US / Canadian border and begin the wholesale slaughter of your "people". You gunless snow mongoloids will only be able to stand there, powerless. You slackjawed mouth breathers only survive by the grace and glory of The United States.

If you are living with that mentality in Са́нкт-Петербу́рг "its" only a matter of time for you.

[Labret] · 08-26-2012, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by pornopete

Why is it all gun loving rednecks keep going on about the collapse of society? While that might be a possibility it in the shithole you live in, or even an inevitability, it's not something that we concern ourselves with.

Another thing you ignorant egomanics believe is that the US is the whole world, here's a newsflash for you, it's not. Just because your society might collapse it doesn't mean it will for Canada. So if your society does coming crashing down, and if you muster up the strength to leave that bunker you live in to make your way to Canada you will be greated be the nice men and woman of the RCMP in their funky boots who will ask you kindly to mosey on back to were you came from.

There is a reason most of your population live within 100 miles of the American border. More closer to the glory, more closer to the source, more better for the Canadian parasite. The citizens of Detroit would spill onto the streets of Windsor and to believe that anything but the complete and utter destruction of the Windsor garbage would result, delusion. Pure, unadulterated, Canadian delusion.

AllAboutCams · 08-26-2012, 10:59 PM

who cares we have kangaroos

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-26-2012, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by [Labret]

There is a reason most of your population live within 100 miles of the American border. More closer to the glory, more closer to the source, more better for the Canadian parasite. The citizens of Detroit would spill onto the streets of Windsor and to believe that anything but the complete and utter destruction of the Windsor garbage would result, delusion. Pure, unadulterated, Canadian delusion.

Your stupid ass doesn't know even know fucking English.
It would be a serious misjudgement to think you understand weather.

[Labret] · 08-26-2012, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Terrorist

Your stupid ass doesn't know even know fucking English.
It would be a serious misjudgement to think you understand weather.

Excellent point Canadian! Hope you are enjoying this American forum where you come in hopes of learning how to make some American dollars.

helterskelter808 · 08-26-2012, 11:19 PM

^

Difference between Americans and the Rest Of The World...

The Rest Of The World would like to nuke the USA.

Americans would like to nuke just the stupid half/90%.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-26-2012, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by [Labret]

Excellent point Canadian! Hope you are enjoying this American forum where you come in hopes of learning how to make some American dollars.

I'm not Canadian and I'm not here for Americans.
Do you know of any other countries yet little boy?

[Labret] · 08-26-2012, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Terrorist

I'm not Canadian and I'm not here for Americans.
Do you know of any other countries yet little boy?

My apologies, Eurofag. I accidentally misinterpreted your effeminate whining as Canadian. Its a common mistake.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-26-2012, 11:28 PM

Canada has a population of 33.4 million

1.00 USD = 0.991298 CAD

Switzerland has a population of 7.8 million

1.00 USD = 0.960826 CHF

Latvia has a population of 2.2 million

1.00 USD = 0.557045 LVL

[Labret] I am really am learning how to make some American dollars.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-26-2012, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by [Labret]

My apologies, Eurofag. I accidentally misinterpreted your effeminate whining as Canadian. Its a common mistake.

Not from Europe either. Aim higher little fella.

[Labret] · 08-26-2012, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Terrorist

[Labret] I'm not from Europe either but I'll pass along the message to the shapely woman in the next room.

Say hi to your mom for me.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-26-2012, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by helterskelter808

What's this shit about Canadians burning the White House? Every school kid knows that was the British.

This is Canadian though:

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-26-2012, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by [Labret]

Say hi to your mom for me.

Yep my "mom" is half a decade younger than me. They're you go smart one. Unmistakeable.

[Labret] · 08-26-2012, 11:41 PM

This is me listening to the Canadian national anthem.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-26-2012, 11:44 PM

Look a big dick with small balls. Unmistakeable.

helterskelter808 · 08-26-2012, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Terrorist

That's how they designed their flag.

[Labret] · 08-27-2012, 12:26 AM

But don't get me wrong, I don't hate Canadians. I think in terms of vassal states we really couldn't have asked for much better. They keep quiet for the most part, do what they're told, sell us the resources we need. A parasite needs a healthy host. It is in Canada's best interest to do what its told. We are a most kind and gracious host to the Canadian parasite. In exchange for their natural resources we provide them with culture, arts and entertainment, peace and security.

But what I cannot and will not tolerate, uppity Canadians. Know your place.

rogueteens · 08-27-2012, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

so cause he was born in the UK he's british?

Errr ... YES!

Drake · 08-27-2012, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by [Labret]

This is me listening to the Canadian national anthem.

AAB · 08-27-2012, 01:50 AM

Georges St Pierre

[Labret] · 08-27-2012, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by AAB

Georges St Pierre

Out of 6 title defense, 5 have gone to decision. Hooray for mediocrity!

MrBottomTooth · 08-27-2012, 04:25 AM

Just for the record we have plenty of guns. It's just harder to purchase handguns up here since they make you jump through a few hoops first.

Struggle4Bucks · 08-27-2012, 07:34 AM

The Human Development Index (HDI) is a comparative measure of life expectancy, literacy, education, standards of living, and quality of life for countries worldwide.

1. Norway
2. Australia
3. Netherlands
4. U.S.A.
5. New Zealand
6. Canada

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sperbonzo · 08-27-2012, 07:47 AM

Unfortunately Canada gave us Celine Dion, and one "Oh Shit", wipes out all your "attaboys".

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Jman · 08-27-2012, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Unfortunately Canada gave us Celine Dion, and one "Oh Shit", wipes out all your "attaboys".

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Actually YOU guys took her and she built the MOST money making show in vegas scoring over $400 Million USD

BlackCrayon · 08-27-2012, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Unfortunately Canada gave us Celine Dion, and one "Oh Shit", wipes out all your "attaboys".

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sadly only sell out crappy artists get exported from canada (with the exception of a few ie Neil young). most of the quality musicians don't get much exposure even up here.

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