Why the world is jealous of Canada!
 

What do we Canadians
Have to be Proud of?

1. Smarties (not sold in the USA )

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
(not sold in the USA )

3. The size of our footballs fields, one less
Down, and bigger balls.

4. Baseball is Canadian - 1st game
June 4, 1838 - Ingersoll, ON

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr.. Rogers

10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts

11. In the war of 1812, started by America , Canadians pushed the Americans back past
Their White House. Then we burned it, and
Most of Washington ....
We got bored because they ran away.
Then, we came home and partied....
Go figure.

12. Canada has the largest French population
That never surrendered to Germany .

13. We have the largest English population
That never Eversurrendered or withdrew
During any war to anyone,anywhere.EVER!
(We got clobbered in the odd battle but
Prevailed in ALL the wars)

14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and
Lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our
Civil war was an American mercenary, he
Slept in and missed the whole thing.
He showed up just in time to get caught.

16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned
Over 10% of the earth's surface and is still
Around as the world's oldest company.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and
Devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
(That's more information than I need!)

19. We know what to do with the parts
Of a buffalo.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk...

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro,
Zippers, insulin, penicillin and the telephone.
Also short wave radios which save countless
Lives each year.

22. We have ALL frozen our tongues to
Something metal and lived to tell about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

24. We have coloured money.

25. Our beer advertisements kick ass
(Incidently... So does our beer)

BUT MOST IMPORTANT !

The handles on our beer cases are big enough
To fit your hands in with mitts on.

OOOoohhhhh..... Canada !!
Oh yeah... And our elections only take one day!

I call bullshit so I fixed it for you! :thumbsup

Don't forget you guys crushed it in Olympic Trampoline bring home a gold... :winkwink:

I have never seen a box with "Made in Canada" on it, what do you guys do all day?

Unfortunately, 'The Bay', is now American owned...

Keep your world moving with our water, hydro and timber

Dont forget OIL

All Canadian achievements through all history can be summed up in only one thread? :upsidedow
Are you sure? Are you not missing somethings? That`s all?:)

The dutch VOC was actually here before The Hudsons Bay Company. At the time The Hudsons Bay Company was set up there was no such thing as Canada or Canadians. At that time in Canada you had European conolization and aborigonals whistling their didgeridoos... or was that Australia:1orglaugh

William Shatner

Alex Trebek

Jim Carrey

Howie Mandel

Matthew Perry

Keanu Reeves

Brian Adams

Justin Beiber

Corey Haim

Nickleback

On the other hand they did give us Tommy Chong and Leonard Cohen.

You're missing some of the best!
Nathan Fillion (and his hot Castle counterpart Stana Katic)
Ryan Gosling
Seth Rogan
Ryan Reynolds
Eugene Levy
Michael J Fox

People are jealous of Canadians because we are so goddamn good looking and smart. And our beer tastes better too. Suck it, yanks!

Cool list bro

Do you mean like smarties, the candy? Which is manufactured in the U.S. and is available all over the place?

http://www.smarties.com/

Sometimes we make artificial limbs.

http://www.islandnet.com/~pacific/arm002.jpg

Here's another box we built:

http://www.canadiandesignresource.ca...ro%20arrow.jpg

We also build these Candu boxes:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...at_Qinshan.jpg

The top two things are snacks... And not because they're good, but just because the USA doesn't sell them, they're the best things?

Canadians have really lost their identity.

No. Different Smarties.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smarties

Not to forget a Canadian invented the original incandescent lightbulb - the patent for which was subsequently sold to Thomas Edison.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Woodward_(inventor)

http://dealathons.com/blogging/wp-co...Light-bulb.jpg

only thing I think of seems to be missing from thread, Canadian Women :jerkoff

Alexander Graham Bell invented the first telephone in Brantford, Ontario, Canada.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Graham_Bell

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...raham_Bell.jpg

http://www.free-photos.biz/images/ar...nt_23.4d38.jpg

At least 90% of your list is about Britain, not Canada.

Including Smarties and the lightbulb:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Swan

Edit: and Alexander Graham Bell.

WTF. Is this a joke thread?

Canadian arts and entertainment. So awesome they have to force it upon their citizens.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_content

:thumbsup

i was thinking that when i read through it.

That policy was implemented so radio stations would be forced to play Celine Dion and Corey Hart music. :1orglaugh

Needless to say it was not a popular policy amongst Canadians.

We voluntarily listen to Rush, Triumph, April Wine, B.T.O., Chilliwack, Kim Mitchell (Max Webster), Burton Cummings (& Guess Who), Tom Cochrane, Saga, Bryan Adams, Neil Young, Trooper, Pat Travers, Ian Thomas, Honeymoon Suite, Aldo Nova, Loverboy, Helix, Spoons, Doung & the Slugs, Platinum Blonde, Headpins, David Wilcox, Tragically Hip, Jeff Healey (RIP), Shania Twain, Barenaked Ladies, Three Days Grace, Amanda Marshall...to name a few.

Thank a Canadian company next time you watch an IMAX movie:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_k_cfXHNRy1...projectors.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imax

i was thinking the round bacon.

No one in the world is jealous of Canada.

That's more about preserving our own cultural identity than forcing. Living nextdoor to the massively egotistical media giant that has 10x our population we had to do something.

Most Canadians I know agree with the content rule. If not for it the CFL would be the NFL North.

You forgot your minor league football teams.

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The cake is yours run.

At last, an actual Canadian invention. Thanks for LieMAX too.

nobody in Canada under the age of 60 that doesn't live on a wheat field cares about the CFL.

Mmmm.....Coffee Crisp.

Not to forget BlackBerry.

A Canadian product U.S. President Barack Obama relies on daily. :thumbsup:thumbsup

http://www.bia2.com/mobile/images/Bi...BlackBerry.jpg

Oh yeah, our Canuck gov't grew that that in FlinFlon, Manitoba up until 2009. :thumbsup

Forgot about that - thanks for the reminder. :1orglaugh

If true - why do we have so many fucking immigrants beating a path to our shores? :1orglaugh

"On July 24, 1874, Woodward and his partner, Mathew Evans, a hotel keeper, filed a Canadian patent application on an electric light bulb.[2][3] It was granted on August 3, 1874 as Canadian patent number 3,738"

"Swan's first demonstration of the light bulb was at a lecture in Newcastle upon Tyne on 18 December 1878, but he did not receive a patent until 27 November 1880 (patent No. 4933) after improvement to the original lamp."

What were you saying about Bell?

There's more. We just don't like to brag. :D

Yes, I can tell that's true by the 20-30,000 fans in every stadium across the country at all the games.

They're all foriegners, obviously.

The Ti-Cat fan in me has to ask - does the Blue Bombers really get 20 fans in the stands?

(jk'ing) :winkwink:

Canadian inventions - saving millions of lives daily:

http://www.swineflu.org/uploads/2010...19_Insulin.jpg

We gave the world Java (for which Gosling received the Order of Canada).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Gosling

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RzAQQvY1zG...600/Java-2.jpg

Better. Winnipeg seems to be among the top attendance getters averaging over 29 thou per home game.

http://twelvemenonthefield.blogspot....cker-2012.html

But like Mutt pointed out, nobody cares, so those 35000+ in Edmo, 23000+ in Hamilton, 22000 in Montreal and Toronto, etc are all obviously illegal aliens and farmers, not real Canadians.


But his was an irrelevant point anyway. I cited the CFL as but one example of where Canadian Content rules were applied to preserve our identity. Otherwise every team would be loaded with 100% US players who didn't quite make the NFL cut. Nowhere did I say it was the greatest league since sliced bread, which is the way Mutt took it of course.

As for Labret, he of course doesn't seem to realize (or chooses to conveniently ignore) that the USA itself imposes "buy American" policies on it's people. Pharmaceuticals, lumber and beef are a few things that come to mind in recent times. USA first! But if anyone else does it it's worthy of scoff and scorn, right Bubba?

Gee whiz, they filed a patent for something. Further on in that very same Wikipedia entry for Woodward:

"Several earlier inventors working on the light bulb had progressed as far in their work as Woodward and Evans: J. B. A. M. Jobard in 1838, C. de Changy in 1856, John Wellington Starr in 1845 and Joseph Swan in 1860. Each contributed to the development of the incandescent lamp, but it was [Joseph] Swan who assembled the necessary components to make the first practical electric light bulb."

I'm saying he's British, which anyone over the age of 5 should know. What are you saying about him?

Damn I miss stubby bottles! :1orglaugh

Precisely! :thumbsup

Americans often rely on selective omission (and revisionist history) in defense of themselves.

Oh yeah...Canada produced the greatest captain in Starfleet history.

Capt. Kirk.