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DVTimes · 07-21-2012, 05:19 PM

i was walking the dog in the countryside (UK) and some Americans came around the corning.

they sounded like these (in the you tube clip below).

its so funny to listen to them.

the little girl ran up to a stream and said 'thats amazing'.

then the lad said 'tug of war', but being american he said it as 'tug of were'.

and the parents were all in yellow and the whole family were happy and giddy.

americans do not know how to be english do they? they do not understand that in england your suposed to be glum and moan and complain. at no stage are you suposed to be happy. its eather way too cold or too hot. its rather disterbing to come accross happy people like that.

i cannopt understand americans. surly you cannot enjoy being so happy?

if that girl was english, rather than say thats amazing, she would have been moaning that she had to come outside and when can she go home. thats the english way. the dad would be moaning that its cold. and the mum that she is fed up of her kids. thats how we english enjoy our days out.

so if you americans come to the uk. remeber just to moan about everything. so if your stood weighting for a train, just turn to somone near you and say somthing like 'this service is terrible, and the weather is cold', then you will be thought of as english. never ever say anything is good. unlike ameracans who love to say the usa is great, in england we prefer top say the uk sucks. it chears us up.

StickyGreen · 07-21-2012, 05:23 PM

It's all about perspective you idiot.

Americans sound strange to British people and British people sound strange to American people.

Uhhhh, DUH?

DVTimes · 07-21-2012, 05:23 PM

baddog · 07-21-2012, 05:24 PM

Surely you realize surely and surly are not the same thing.

DVTimes · 07-21-2012, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickyGreen

It's all about perspective you idiot.

Americans sound strange to British people and British people sound strange to American people.

Uhhhh, DUH?

no

what i am getting at is that american torists are chearfull. though those from japan or even more so.

its just that in the uk we are dead miserabel. and find it odd to see happy people.

being happy is not the english way.

StickyGreen · 07-21-2012, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes

no

what i am getting at is that american torists are chearfull. though those from japan or even more so.

its just that in the uk we are dead miserabel. and find it odd to see happy people.

being happy is not the english way.

Cultural differences man, this ain't rocket science.

StickyGreen · 07-21-2012, 05:28 PM

Plus I would assume it's difficult to be happy in a place that's cloudy every single day and the leading nation as far as police states go. lol

Phillipmcd1 · 07-21-2012, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Surely you realize surely and surly are not the same thing.

He's serious and don't call him Shirley

ShoeBox · 07-21-2012, 05:33 PM

who da fuck is this surly you keep talking of

2012 · 07-21-2012, 07:00 PM

BIGTYMER · 07-21-2012, 07:35 PM

If they had seen your YouTube videos they'd of ignored you.

garce · 07-21-2012, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by 2012

Oh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish! A fish, a fish, a fish a fishy, Ooo!

Regardless... It went wherever I did go...

Psst! Its in his trousers...

garce · 07-21-2012, 09:41 PM

Its moments like these that I need a sig...

I'm too busy beating my meat to reply anymore...

2012 · 07-21-2012, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

Its moments like these that I need a sig...

I'm too busy beating my meat to reply anymore...

this was amazing. thanks google !

ottopottomouse · 07-21-2012, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

If they had seen your YouTube videos they'd of ignored you.

or backed away round the corner slowly then run as fast as they could.

2012 · 07-21-2012, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

Oh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish! A fish, a fish, a fish a fishy, Ooo!

Regardless... It went wherever I did go...

Psst! Its in his trousers...

yeah we heard it. but thanks. i don't even know what it is

martinsc · 07-21-2012, 10:36 PM

xXXtesy10 · 07-21-2012, 10:40 PM

Get over it. You lost the war a few hundred years ago.

SuckOnThis · 07-22-2012, 03:00 AM

Judging from your women there I see why people are unhappy.

British women top international ugly poll
http://www.christiantoday.com/articl...poll/26638.htm

nico-t · 07-22-2012, 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes

i was walking the dog in the countryside (UK) and some Americans came around the corning.

Were you wearing your wedding dress?

Coup · 07-22-2012, 07:04 AM

How can an Englishman be so terrible at the English language? Stick to copying and pasting shit from the Daily Mail.

John-ACWM · 07-22-2012, 07:20 AM

nice reading. poor jolly people

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DVTimes xxx Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: UK Posts: 31,547	I met some Americans today i was walking the dog in the countryside (UK) and some Americans came around the corning. they sounded like these (in the you tube clip below). its so funny to listen to them. the little girl ran up to a stream and said 'thats amazing'. then the lad said 'tug of war', but being american he said it as 'tug of were'. and the parents were all in yellow and the whole family were happy and giddy. americans do not know how to be english do they? they do not understand that in england your suposed to be glum and moan and complain. at no stage are you suposed to be happy. its eather way too cold or too hot. its rather disterbing to come accross happy people like that. i cannopt understand americans. surly you cannot enjoy being so happy? if that girl was english, rather than say thats amazing, she would have been moaning that she had to come outside and when can she go home. thats the english way. the dad would be moaning that its cold. and the mum that she is fed up of her kids. thats how we english enjoy our days out. so if you americans come to the uk. remeber just to moan about everything. so if your stood weighting for a train, just turn to somone near you and say somthing like 'this service is terrible, and the weather is cold', then you will be thought of as english. never ever say anything is good. unlike ameracans who love to say the usa is great, in england we prefer top say the uk sucks. it chears us up. __________________ The Affiliate Program

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StickyGreen . Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 13,076	It's all about perspective you idiot. Americans sound strange to British people and British people sound strange to American people. Uhhhh, DUH?

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StickyGreen . Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 13,076	Plus I would assume it's difficult to be happy in a place that's cloudy every single day and the leading nation as far as police states go. lol

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Coup 🚨 PBBC International 🚨 Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: /👁\ Posts: 9,931	How can an Englishman be so terrible at the English language? Stick to copying and pasting shit from the Daily Mail.