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OY · 07-03-2012, 03:20 PM

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Grapesoda · 07-03-2012, 03:22 PM

you will be out cold

epitome · 07-03-2012, 03:25 PM

I've had many. You're so sedated that it is not uncomfortable at all. It's actually pretty cool if they keep you awake and sedated.

The prep. Now the prep fucking sucks!

Your stomach also hurts afterwards because they pump a ton of air into you.

This is a serious answer even if thread not so serious, despite claim it is.

L-Pink · 07-03-2012, 03:36 PM

Depends, are you having it done at the Dr's office or is he making a house call?

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B.Barnato · 07-03-2012, 03:37 PM

Thank you for everyone's input.

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Originally Posted by epitome

I've had many. You're so sedated that it is not uncomfortable at all. It's actually pretty cool if they keep you awake and sedated.

The prep. Now the prep fucking sucks!

Your stomach also hurts afterwards because they pump a ton of air into you.

This is a serious answer even if thread not so serious, despite claim it is.

Thank you for your serious answer in a serious thread.

It all sounds rather scary.

B.Barnato · 07-03-2012, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Depends, are you having it done at the Dr's office or is he making a house call?

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At the Dr's, does one spend the day before just squirting on the can after taking the laxatives?

epitome · 07-03-2012, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Depends, are you having it done at the Dr's office or is he making a house call?

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epitome · 07-03-2012, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

At the Dr's, does one spend the day before just squirting on the can after taking the laxatives?

Yes and when that rumble comes you have about 8 seconds to get your ass over the toilet. You will live next to the toilet for 4 to 8 hours. There will be nothing left inside of you when the prep is done.

L-Pink · 07-03-2012, 03:46 PM

On a serious note Barnato, I hope this is just a regular check-up and you're ok.

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B.Barnato · 07-03-2012, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

Yes and when that rumble comes you have about 8 seconds to get your ass over the toilet. You will live next to the toilet for 4 to 8 hours. There will be nothing left inside of you when the prep is done.

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

On a serious note Barnato, I hope this is just a regular check-up and you're ok.

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Thanks L-Pink, very much appreciated. It is a semi-regular check up, kind of extended from other complications.

Oracle Porn · 09-30-2013, 02:02 PM

damn sounds like im up for a treat...

Panty Snatcher · 09-30-2013, 02:18 PM

i have mine done out-patient, its a breeze

_Richard_ · 09-30-2013, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

damn sounds like im up for a treat...

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EddyTheDog · 09-30-2013, 02:24 PM

The procedure is fine - As Epitome says, its the prep - Ahhhh...

Its when you need a cystoscopy - That's the killer - I used to assist doing them and I can tell you I have seen the butchest guys reduced to screaming little girls.....

2MuchMark · 09-30-2013, 03:00 PM

Bring a webcam with you and we'll broadcast it for free.

mineistaken · 09-30-2013, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

damn sounds like im up for a treat...

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F-U-Jimmy · 09-30-2013, 08:59 PM

Compared to having that camera / scope shoved into your bladder by going down through the eye of you prick, its a breeze. Had both recently and i would opt for the colonoscopy every time. The drugs they give you are amazing, sadly they would not give me a doggy bag ? The crapping is not so bad. I found that going without food for 24 hours was a killer.

Paully · 09-30-2013, 10:25 PM

The procedure is nothing. The prep sucks. Only clear fluids, chicken broth, water, gatorade etc.. for 24 hours. Chicken broth will seem the best thing ever.

You drink a gallon of water laced with super explosive intestine powder and it cleans you out. That part sucks. You drink it and more water, chicken broth, gatorade and it just keeps going forever.

The best part is when you get to the Doctors office and they put the probes on you and everytime a hot nurse walks in your heartbeat climbs all while your trying not to shit your self again.

Just kidding. Good times;)

bronco67 · 10-01-2013, 07:26 AM

Preparation is the worst part. I don't know if they still use that Phosphasoda crap, but that stuff tastes so bad it'll bring you to your knees. My wife had a nice laugh watching me trying to drink that shit.

Beth_W · 10-01-2013, 12:51 PM

The worst part is the prep

jigg · 10-01-2013, 03:27 PM

If you drink phospho soda thing make sure you drink loads of liquid along, don't skimp on the liquid at all or it can damage your kidneys. It also tastes nasty. I made the mistake of taking phospho soda along with apple juice and it ruined Apple juice for me for like 2-3 years. Yucky stuff. Though I think nowadays you can choose pills that give you the shits instead of phospho soda if your doctor gives you that option, take it

Other than that they'll knock you out with anesthesia and you won't feel anything. I had an out of body experience and was pissed off they woke me up other than that my ass was just fine, unlike endoscopy where my throat was sore for days

klinton · 10-01-2013, 11:08 PM

so how much is colonoscopy in USA if you go to private doctor, without med insurance ?

In my country its around 200 usd in total........

: :-)

and I'm from Europe and we have good doctors......

liquid · 10-01-2013, 11:19 PM

Prep Sucks

ajrocks · 10-02-2013, 06:21 AM

It's a 10 if you ask not to be put out!. If you get put out it's a 2. The prep work the night before is a solid 8 though.

CurrentlySober · 10-02-2013, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Paully

... all while your trying not to shit your self again.

Why on earth would ANYONE try to NOT shit themselves? EVER????

OldJeff · 10-02-2013, 06:52 AM

Prep was pretty awful, I am pretty sure I shit some things that I ate in 1972.

The actual procedure was a cake walk.

This thread reminds me, I am due again

Choopa_Pardo · 10-02-2013, 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

I've had many. You're so sedated that it is not uncomfortable at all. It's actually pretty cool if they keep you awake and sedated.

The prep. Now the prep fucking sucks!

Your stomach also hurts afterwards because they pump a ton of air into you.

This is a serious answer even if thread not so serious, despite claim it is.

My exact thoughts. the doctors pump you full of drugs that there is no discomfort during the procedure at all.

TurboAngel · 10-02-2013, 07:25 AM

I haven't had one but my friends husband did. He wasn't happy the day before but when we were able to get him out he was starving. They knocked him out at the hospital so as he was waking up all he wanted to talk about was food it was funny as hell wish I had my smart phone back then.

Hope it goes well for ya!

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	On a serious note Barnato, I hope this is just a regular check-up and you're ok. .

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Paully www.Max-Hardcore.com Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,556	The procedure is nothing. The prep sucks. Only clear fluids, chicken broth, water, gatorade etc.. for 24 hours. Chicken broth will seem the best thing ever. You drink a gallon of water laced with super explosive intestine powder and it cleans you out. That part sucks. You drink it and more water, chicken broth, gatorade and it just keeps going forever. The best part is when you get to the Doctors office and they put the probes on you and everytime a hot nurse walks in your heartbeat climbs all while your trying not to shit your self again. Just kidding. Good times;) __________________ CCBill Affiliates Let's Make Some Monies! Paullybadboy [@] gmail.com ICQ 631384423

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jigg Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,527	If you drink phospho soda thing make sure you drink loads of liquid along, don't skimp on the liquid at all or it can damage your kidneys. It also tastes nasty. I made the mistake of taking phospho soda along with apple juice and it ruined Apple juice for me for like 2-3 years. Yucky stuff. Though I think nowadays you can choose pills that give you the shits instead of phospho soda if your doctor gives you that option, take it Other than that they'll knock you out with anesthesia and you won't feel anything. I had an out of body experience and was pissed off they woke me up other than that my ass was just fine, unlike endoscopy where my throat was sore for days __________________ ...... eight,eight,two,eight,eight,four,two ...... Last edited by jigg; 10-01-2013 at 03:31 PM..

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klinton So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: online Posts: 8,766	so how much is colonoscopy in USA if you go to private doctor, without med insurance ? In my country its around 200 usd in total........: :-) and I'm from Europe and we have good doctors......

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TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	I haven't had one but my friends husband did. He wasn't happy the day before but when we were able to get him out he was starving. They knocked him out at the hospital so as he was waking up all he wanted to talk about was food it was funny as hell wish I had my smart phone back then. Hope it goes well for ya!