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Old 05-21-2012, 04:13 PM   #1
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4th man in history to go over Niagara Falls and...
...survive without a barrel.

Yep - another failed suicide in our neck of the woods earlier today.

http://www.stcatharinesstandard.ca/2...-niagara-falls
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Old 05-21-2012, 04:15 PM   #2
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Video footage...


http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/TopStories...-river-120521/
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Old 05-21-2012, 04:17 PM   #3
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now he can write a book and hollywood will make a movie of it
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Old 05-21-2012, 04:21 PM   #4
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that's one helluva ride

he should have taped a camera to his head
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Old 05-21-2012, 04:22 PM   #5
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Didn't realize that 25 people a year off themselves by going over the Falls.
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Old 05-21-2012, 04:24 PM   #6
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It's telling that the reporter says "no word on if he'll be facing charges" at the end of the vid
A sign of a repressed and vindictive culture always looking for a punishment angle
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Old 05-21-2012, 04:37 PM   #7
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It's telling that the reporter says "no word on if he'll be facing charges" at the end of the vid
A sign of a repressed and vindictive culture always looking for a punishment angle
Niagara Parks Commission (which runs their own police force) made it illegal long ago under the 'stunting act' to go over the Falls. It's designed to deter others from attempting to go over the Falls and place rescuers in jeopardy having to fish their sorry carcass out.

Charges to this (suicide) guy likely won't happen - but they typically say that to the media to remind the public of the option.
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Old 05-21-2012, 04:38 PM   #8
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that's one helluva ride

he should have taped a camera to his head
A waterproof GoPro would've netted him a bonus viral video on YouTube for sure!

Missed opportunities.
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Old 05-21-2012, 04:41 PM   #9
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At least he has health insurance provided by the Canadian government.

He would have been fucked if he washed up on the American side.
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Old 05-21-2012, 04:53 PM   #10
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He has not survived just yet ....

His injuries are still life-threatening.
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Old 05-21-2012, 04:55 PM   #11
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He has not survived just yet ....

His injuries are still life-threatening.
Well...he DID survive the plunge.

He may not survive our current health care system here in Niagara.
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Old 05-21-2012, 05:04 PM   #12
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?He was conscious. He understood what we were saying to him,? Gallagher said, but added the man didn?t communicate very well with his rescuers

I wonder why ?
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Old 05-21-2012, 05:05 PM   #13
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?He was conscious. He understood what we were saying to him,? Gallagher said, but added the man didn?t communicate very well with his rescuers

I wonder why ?
He failed ESL.
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That fuck should be charged for every penny it took to get his sorry ass to safety and for the fact that others risked themselves to save his shit stain of a life, fish food!
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Hope the idiot gets charged for the resources needed to save his stupid ass
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At least he has health insurance provided by the Canadian government.

He would have been fucked if he washed up on the American side.
Not to mention Homeland Security would be all over his ass - toss him in Guantanimo without charges or trial as a terror suspect.

Then the IRS would come after him claiming he owed taxes from the profits he made from selling the story to CNN, FoxNews and Oprah.
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Old 05-21-2012, 05:34 PM   #17
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Well...he DID survive the plunge.

He may not survive our current health care system here in Niagara.
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It's telling that the reporter says "no word on if he'll be facing charges" at the end of the vid
A sign of a repressed and vindictive culture always looking for a punishment angle
It's not a new thing. I've seen old newspaper stories where people had to appear in court for attempted suicide. Names and all.
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It's not a new thing. I've seen old newspaper stories where people had to appear in court for attempted suicide. Names and all.
That is plain stupid - unless of course it is designed so that suicide wannabe's plan on getting it right the first time so they do not have to suffer the mental anguish of going to court etc afterwards.

Also think about how absurd it is, for a person to not even have control of their own life.
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It's not a new thing. I've seen old newspaper stories where people had to appear in court for attempted suicide. Names and all.
I guess when you've failed at life...then failed at suicide - having to show up in court is just icing on the cake.

Judge: "Sir, why did you attempt suicide?"
Plaintiff: "After losing all my life's savings as a porn webmaster, I was broke your honor."
Judge: "Your fine will be $450 for recklessly endangering the safety of rescue workers who saved you."
Plaintiff: "What part of broke did you fail to understand?"
Judge: "I'm giving you 60 days to pay it."
Plaintiff: "Good...that should be enough time for another suicide attempt your honor."
Judge: "So be it. Get it right next time. Last time I want to see you in my courtroom."
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