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  • SilentKnight
    Megan Fox's fluffer
    • Oct 2005
    • 24818
    #1

    4th man in history to go over Niagara Falls and...

    ...survive without a barrel.

    Yep - another failed suicide in our neck of the woods earlier today.

    http://www.stcatharinesstandard.ca/2...-niagara-falls
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    • SilentKnight
      Megan Fox's fluffer
      • Oct 2005
      • 24818
      #2
      Video footage...


      http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/TopStories...-river-120521/

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        • lucas131
          ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
          • Aug 2004
          • 11475
          #3
          now he can write a book and hollywood will make a movie of it

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            • papill0n
              Unregistered Abuser
              • Oct 2007
              • 15547
              #4
              that's one helluva ride

              he should have taped a camera to his head

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                • candyflip
                  Carpe Visio
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 43069
                  #5
                  Didn't realize that 25 people a year off themselves by going over the Falls.

                  Spend you some brain.
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                    • - Jesus Christ -
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 7197
                      #6
                      Originally posted by SilentKnight
                      Video footage...


                      http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/TopStories...-river-120521/
                      It's telling that the reporter says "no word on if he'll be facing charges" at the end of the vid
                      A sign of a repressed and vindictive culture always looking for a punishment angle

                      Amen

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                        • SilentKnight
                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 24818
                          #7
                          Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                          It's telling that the reporter says "no word on if he'll be facing charges" at the end of the vid
                          A sign of a repressed and vindictive culture always looking for a punishment angle
                          Niagara Parks Commission (which runs their own police force) made it illegal long ago under the 'stunting act' to go over the Falls. It's designed to deter others from attempting to go over the Falls and place rescuers in jeopardy having to fish their sorry carcass out.

                          Charges to this (suicide) guy likely won't happen - but they typically say that to the media to remind the public of the option.

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                            • SilentKnight
                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 24818
                              #8
                              Originally posted by papill0n
                              that's one helluva ride

                              he should have taped a camera to his head
                              A waterproof GoPro would've netted him a bonus viral video on YouTube for sure!

                              Missed opportunities.

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                                • TheSenator
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 13340
                                  #9
                                  At least he has health insurance provided by the Canadian government.

                                  He would have been fucked if he washed up on the American side.
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                                    • facialfreak
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 3018
                                      #10
                                      He has not survived just yet ....

                                      His injuries are still life-threatening.

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                                        • SilentKnight
                                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                                          • Oct 2005
                                          • 24818
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by facialfreak
                                          He has not survived just yet ....

                                          His injuries are still life-threatening.
                                          Well...he DID survive the plunge.

                                          He may not survive our current health care system here in Niagara.

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                                            • F-U-Jimmy
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2006
                                              • 6853
                                              #12
                                              ?He was conscious. He understood what we were saying to him,? Gallagher said, but added the man didn?t communicate very well with his rescuers

                                              I wonder why ?
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                                                • SilentKnight
                                                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                  • 24818
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by F-U-Jimmy
                                                  ?He was conscious. He understood what we were saying to him,? Gallagher said, but added the man didn?t communicate very well with his rescuers

                                                  I wonder why ?
                                                  He failed ESL.

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                                                    • Dead
                                                      They left the door open
                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                      • 4755
                                                      #14
                                                      That fuck should be charged for every penny it took to get his sorry ass to safety and for the fact that others risked themselves to save his shit stain of a life, fish food!

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                                                        • Spunky
                                                          I need a beer
                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 133986
                                                          #15
                                                          Hope the idiot gets charged for the resources needed to save his stupid ass

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