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Originally Posted by rowan
It's not a new thing. I've seen old newspaper stories where people had to appear in court for attempted suicide. Names and all.
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I guess when you've failed at life...then failed at suicide - having to show up in court is just icing on the cake.
Judge: "Sir, why did you attempt suicide?"
Plaintiff: "After losing all my life's savings as a porn webmaster, I was broke your honor."
Judge: "Your fine will be $450 for recklessly endangering the safety of rescue workers who saved you."
Plaintiff: "What part of broke did you fail to understand?"
Judge: "I'm giving you 60 days to pay it."
Plaintiff: "Good...that should be enough time for another suicide attempt your honor."
Judge: "So be it. Get it right next time. Last time I want to see you in my courtroom."