Real programming languages don't have fucking dollar symbols in front of variables - GoFuckYourself.com

Klen · 05-10-2012, 03:26 PM

But i really love those dollars

asdasd · 05-10-2012, 04:36 PM

Atleast it is not java odbc.

V_RocKs · 05-10-2012, 04:56 PM

holla for tha dolla!

_Lush_ · 05-10-2012, 06:53 PM

$word

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SexKey Scott · 05-10-2012, 06:54 PM

livexxx · 05-10-2012, 07:17 PM

LDA A #ACIA
CMP A #'$
ASR A
BCC #57#f
DEC $
JMP OUT

mafia_man · 05-10-2012, 07:20 PM

But the dollar signs remind you of the money you can make writing PHP.

fris · 05-10-2012, 07:30 PM

no dollar signs here

Code:

Procedure Move16(Var Source,Dest;Count:Word); Assembler;
Asm
  PUSH DS
  LDS SI,SOURCE
  LES DI,DEST
  MOV AX,COUNT
  MOV CX,AX
  SHR CX,1
  REP MOVSW
  TEST AX,1
  JZ @end
  MOVSB
@end:POP DS
end;

asdasd · 05-10-2012, 07:53 PM

Well duh...

livexxx · 05-10-2012, 08:21 PM

I wasted 6 fucking years on PL/M-86 writing MIL SPEC code to Def Stan 0521 for various cunting dictatorships in central Africa, south east Asian bitches who bought more shoes than her GDP and having to scrape the fucking Texas instruments logos off chips in the middle of the night prior to shipment to middle eastern "para-military mining companies" (something about their dislike of Jewish funding) and I hated the $ and should have started a £ backlash.

asdasd · 05-10-2012, 08:25 PM

http://nawctsd.navair.navy.mil/Resou...l-std-961e.pdf

livexxx · 05-10-2012, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by asdasd

http://nawctsd.navair.navy.mil/Resou...l-std-961e.pdf

mil-std-961e.pdf got to love docs that have 12 pages of content but still fail to say you cant use swear words as vars

Frank21 · 05-10-2012, 08:28 PM

Dim nodollarsign as string = "Thread started by retard"

Sub threadstarter
If page.thread.poster = "asdasd" THEN
Echo nodollarsign
End Sub

livexxx · 05-10-2012, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank21

Dim nodollarsign as string = "Thread started by retard"

Sub threadstarter
If page.thread.poster = "asdasd" THEN
Echo nodollarsign
End Sub

10 label retard
20 goto 10

magicmike · 05-10-2012, 08:50 PM

who cares, program what brings you $ not what makes you remember those golden days of your youth hiding in front of your monitor being a pussy, still not getting it.

asdasd · 05-10-2012, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank21

Dim nodollarsign as string = "Thread started by retard"

Sub threadstarter
If page.thread.poster = "asdasd" THEN
Echo nodollarsign
End Sub

Code:

error_reporting(0);

asdasd · 05-10-2012, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by magicmike

who cares, program what brings you $ not what makes you remember those golden days of your youth hiding in front of your monitor being a pussy, still not getting it.

I didn't invent the hyper text transfer protocol and I am interfacing half a dozen databases with the "Personal Home Page" programming language.

I care.

Emil · 05-11-2012, 01:23 AM

Duuuhh,,, A variable without the dollarsign can only handle numbers.

In Qbasic. (if I remember that right)

grumpy · 05-11-2012, 03:57 AM

assembler and fortran will do that for you, can you handle that?

Chosen · 05-11-2012, 04:03 AM

LD HL,DE

rowan · 05-11-2012, 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

no dollar signs here

Code:

[...]
  MOV AX,COUNT
  MOV CX,AX
[...]

Why not just MOV CX,COUNT ?

edit: now I see the TEST AX,1 line... I guess that's why.

asdasd · 05-11-2012, 08:06 AM

Assembly piffffffffffffff
Real men bang machine code
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_code

biskoppen · 05-11-2012, 08:16 AM

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