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asdasd 05-10-2012 02:25 PM
Real programming languages don't have fucking dollar symbols in front of variables
 
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs42/f/20...by_LinkG07.png

Zoxxa 05-10-2012 03:10 PM
http://i.imgur.com/e3xZo.gif

Klen 05-10-2012 03:26 PM
But i really love those dollars :)

asdasd 05-10-2012 04:36 PM
Atleast it is not java odbc.

V_RocKs 05-10-2012 04:56 PM
holla for tha dolla!

_Lush_ 05-10-2012 06:53 PM
$word

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SexKey Scott 05-10-2012 06:54 PM
<cfabort>

livexxx 05-10-2012 07:17 PM
LDA A #ACIA
CMP A #'$
ASR A
BCC #57#f
DEC $
JMP OUT

mafia_man 05-10-2012 07:20 PM
But the dollar signs remind you of the money you can make writing PHP.

fris 05-10-2012 07:30 PM
no dollar signs here

Code:
Procedure Move16(Var Source,Dest;Count:Word); Assembler;
Asm
  PUSH DS
  LDS SI,SOURCE
  LES DI,DEST
  MOV AX,COUNT
  MOV CX,AX
  SHR CX,1
  REP MOVSW
  TEST AX,1
  JZ @end
  MOVSB
@end:POP DS
end;

asdasd 05-10-2012 07:53 PM
Well duh...

livexxx 05-10-2012 08:21 PM
I wasted 6 fucking years on PL/M-86 writing MIL SPEC code to Def Stan 0521 for various cunting dictatorships in central Africa, south east Asian bitches who bought more shoes than her GDP and having to scrape the fucking Texas instruments logos off chips in the middle of the night prior to shipment to middle eastern "para-military mining companies" (something about their dislike of Jewish funding) and I hated the $ and should have started a £ backlash.

asdasd 05-10-2012 08:25 PM
http://nawctsd.navair.navy.mil/Resou...l-std-961e.pdf

livexxx 05-10-2012 08:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by asdasd (Post 18940801)
mil-std-961e.pdf got to love docs that have 12 pages of content but still fail to say you cant use swear words as vars

Frank21 05-10-2012 08:28 PM
Dim nodollarsign as string = "Thread started by retard"

Sub threadstarter
If page.thread.poster = "asdasd" THEN
Echo nodollarsign
End Sub

livexxx 05-10-2012 08:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frank21 (Post 18940810)
Dim nodollarsign as string = "Thread started by retard"

Sub threadstarter
If page.thread.poster = "asdasd" THEN
Echo nodollarsign
End Sub
10 label retard
20 goto 10

magicmike 05-10-2012 08:50 PM
who cares, program what brings you $ not what makes you remember those golden days of your youth hiding in front of your monitor being a pussy, still not getting it.

asdasd 05-10-2012 09:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frank21 (Post 18940810)
Dim nodollarsign as string = "Thread started by retard"

Sub threadstarter
If page.thread.poster = "asdasd" THEN
Echo nodollarsign
End Sub
Code:
error_reporting(0);

asdasd 05-10-2012 09:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by magicmike (Post 18940841)
who cares, program what brings you $ not what makes you remember those golden days of your youth hiding in front of your monitor being a pussy, still not getting it.
I didn't invent the hyper text transfer protocol and I am interfacing half a dozen databases with the "Personal Home Page" programming language. :disgust
I care.

Emil 05-11-2012 01:23 AM
Duuuhh,,, A variable without the dollarsign can only handle numbers.

In Qbasic. (if I remember that right)

grumpy 05-11-2012 03:57 AM
assembler and fortran will do that for you, can you handle that?

Chosen 05-11-2012 04:03 AM
LD HL,DE :pimp

rowan 05-11-2012 04:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fris (Post 18940766)
no dollar signs here

Code:
[...]
  MOV AX,COUNT
  MOV CX,AX
[...]
Why not just MOV CX,COUNT ?

edit: now I see the TEST AX,1 line... I guess that's why.

asdasd 05-11-2012 08:06 AM
Assembly piffffffffffffff
Real men bang machine code
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_code

biskoppen 05-11-2012 08:16 AM
Links pulled


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