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Old 04-15-2012, 09:35 AM   #101
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If I was working and earning peanuts
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Old 04-15-2012, 09:36 AM   #102
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Old 04-15-2012, 09:55 AM   #103
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For me personally, knowing there's a Paul Markham "out there", posting away, giving his awesome "m-advice", warms me deep inside....

Oh wait, that was the bad gaucamole from last night. Nevermind.
Were you watching the film The Big Lebowski while eating it? Something like "Knowing the Dude is out there make me feel good." Rings a bell.
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Old 04-15-2012, 03:09 PM   #105
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Were you watching the film The Big Lebowski while eating it? Something like "Knowing the Dude is out there make me feel good." Rings a bell.
Yes, it was a double feature, along with 'How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying".
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Old 04-15-2012, 09:40 PM   #107
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Old 04-15-2012, 10:32 PM   #108
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I really feel for Paul now.

In future every single time he creates a new thread aimed at telling us how to do something, what is wrong with something, or reminding us what he told everybody 10 years ago, the first 50 replies at least are going to be Coup's Paul Markham GFY image.
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I feel honored an humbled that my name appears in that brilliant pic. . . that is one of the best things in the history of GFY.
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Old 04-15-2012, 11:24 PM   #110
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I really feel for Paul now.

In future every single time he creates a new thread aimed at telling us how to do something, what is wrong with something, or reminding us what he told everybody 10 years ago, the first 50 replies at least are going to be Coup's Paul Markham GFY image.
I would feel sorry for myself if this industry wasn't in decline.
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Old 04-15-2012, 11:31 PM   #111
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kinda like a tranny version of trainspottin lol
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Old 04-15-2012, 11:32 PM   #112
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I would feel sorry for myself if this industry wasn't in decline.
why do you want this industry to decline, why do you tell people they can't make money in porn and will fail over and over again? why do you get off on trying to make people fail?
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Old 04-15-2012, 11:33 PM   #113
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I would feel sorry for myself if this industry wasn't in decline.
lot like you really
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Old 04-15-2012, 11:37 PM   #114
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why do you want this industry to decline, why do you tell people they can't make money in porn and will fail over and over again? why do you get off on trying to make people fail?
its pathetic isnt it

he doesnt understand its a reflection of himself either

the fact he cant make money online and his earnings are in decline seems to somehow to translate into everyone cant make a living online
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Old 04-15-2012, 11:42 PM   #115
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its pathetic isnt it

he doesnt understand its a reflection of himself either

the fact he cant make money online and his earnings are in decline seems to somehow to translate into everyone cant make a living online
yes if you strip away his wall of texts it's same message over and over, "no one can make money" and "you are lying about making money."

not too helpful on a webmaster message board where aside fro the fucking around and trolling people do post useful info sometimes.

he wonders why people laugh at him.
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Old 04-15-2012, 11:44 PM   #116
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its pathetic isnt it

he doesnt understand its a reflection of himself either

the fact he cant make money online and his earnings are in decline seems to somehow to translate into everyone cant make a living online
in the end he is a narcissist. he really can't see anything outside of his experience. can't comprehend others have other experiences. thus why coup nailed it so hard.
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Old 04-16-2012, 12:11 AM   #117
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I really feel for Paul now.

In future every single time he creates a new thread aimed at telling us how to do something, what is wrong with something, or reminding us what he told everybody 10 years ago, the first 50 replies at least are going to be Coup's Paul Markham GFY image.
https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18887551&postcount=251

And so it begins...

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Old 04-16-2012, 07:26 AM   #118
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Old 04-16-2012, 01:46 PM   #120
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Old 04-16-2012, 01:47 PM   #121
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Old 04-16-2012, 02:44 PM   #122
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Old 04-16-2012, 04:25 PM   #123
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Where's the thread: "Magic Join Links: Another Amazing Paul Markham Innovation!"?
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Old 04-17-2012, 08:27 AM   #126
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Old 04-18-2012, 06:36 AM   #127
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You know when you order a pizza and they say if it is not there in 30 mins you don't have to pay?
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Old 04-19-2012, 09:14 PM   #128
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gets better every time you look at it
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and dont forget the 400 word minimum
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Old 04-20-2012, 07:08 PM   #131
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Old 04-21-2012, 02:27 AM   #132
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I'm surprised the image hasn't been posted a lot more.

So it's left to me.
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Congrats Steve Lightspeed You Fail To Reach Paul Markham's Level of Greatness
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Got it today. I've been wearing the bow on my head like a pretty, pretty princess.
Thanks GFY
Niceeeee, now you have to work on the sequel to this
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nice stuff. never would have got something like this under playboy mgmt. thanks avn.
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It's posted several times a day, but because you've got 300 people on ignore, you never see it.
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holy shit this was great, also the time spent was not wasted, probably worth 1000 beers and endless laughs. The other day Paul said some of my videos looked like they were his style. I didn't even know where to start with that...
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Old 11-05-2013, 07:31 PM   #142
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Considering Paul's current multipage thread it's hilarious.
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Hahahaha nice. How much time did you spend on this?
Worth it.
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Old thread bust still relevant.
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"Thank fucking god you are here" hahaha
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