>>GoFuckYourself.com (As Seen Through The Eyes Of Paul Markham) - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

Theo · 04-14-2012, 12:28 PM

I'm not sure if this will win the topic of the month, but it definitely deserves something! Email us your address and we'll send you an Apple TV - [email protected]

Roald · 04-14-2012, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by AVN Theo

I'm not sure if this will win the topic of the month, but it definitely deserves something! Email us your address and we'll send you an Apple TV - [email protected]

Booomshakalaka!

globofun · 04-14-2012, 01:30 PM

Just bought GoPaulYourself.com

2intense · 04-14-2012, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by globofun

Just bought GoPaulYourself.com

Paul Markham · 04-14-2012, 01:54 PM

Thank you for the post.

Paul Markham · 04-14-2012, 01:57 PM

This thread will be bookmarked and in one year, we can see who is still here.

papill0n · 04-14-2012, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

This thread will be bookmarked and in one year, we can see who is still here.

you will be idiot we know that much

Paul Markham · 04-14-2012, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVN Theo

I'm not sure if this will win the topic of the month, but it definitely deserves something! Email us your address and we'll send you an Apple TV - [email protected]

I start a thread that goes for 20+ pages and got an award. Plus $3,000. So no hard feelings.

CYF · 04-14-2012, 02:13 PM

kick ass!

papill0n · 04-14-2012, 02:13 PM

the most self centered

the most self absorbed

and the least self aware

Paul Markham · 04-14-2012, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

Omg i can see this pic reposted for 1000x times

I saved it and will post it when I see a good reason, maybe when Coup has to go flip burgers for a living.

papill0n · 04-14-2012, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I saved it and will post it when I see a good reason, maybe when Coup has to go flip burgers for a living.

youre just a fucking cockhead mate

by your own admission you dont know what anyone here does so wtf u talking about

try to remember you are the fucking idiot at home on a pension while his wife works a job

fucking shit talking pole smoker

B.Barnato · 04-14-2012, 02:34 PM

Anyone without a sig flips burgers.

papill0n · 04-14-2012, 02:37 PM

telling us how fucked the porn industry is while you do exactly the same shit as everyone else

telling us how theres too much free porn online while you try to sell us some

Coup · 04-14-2012, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVN Theo

I'm not sure if this will win the topic of the month, but it definitely deserves something! Email us your address and we'll send you an Apple TV - [email protected]

Email Sent, Thanks Theo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald

So what, he spent 15 minutes on a chop and made us all laugh out loud. Thats just priceless and worth so much more ;)

It should have only taken 15.. but it ended up being more like 25-30 because I couldn't stop laughing like a mad man. heh. Glad Everyone seemed to find this chop funny.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I saved it and will post it when I see a good reason, maybe when Coup has to go flip burgers for a living.

Flipping burgers would be a big step up for me. I currently give out handies to lonely truck drivers in filthy truckstop bathroom stalls.

Is Paul Markham incorporated currently hiring? SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL

DamianJ · 04-14-2012, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I saved it and will post it when I see a good reason

There already has been a good reason. To laugh our tits off at you. And it seems everyone has.

HTH.

ottopottomouse · 04-14-2012, 03:07 PM

got funnier

Just Alex · 04-14-2012, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I saved it and will post it when I see a good reason, maybe when Coup has to go flip burgers for a living.

You mad Paul ?

sicone · 04-14-2012, 03:31 PM

devilspost · 04-14-2012, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Coup

CLICK IMAGE FOR FULL SIZED
PAUL MARKHAM DELUSIONS

quoted for page 2

CyberHustler · 04-14-2012, 03:38 PM

Yeah, it still gets funnier...

Colmike9 · 04-14-2012, 03:45 PM

I love the logout button

papill0n · 04-14-2012, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7

I love the logout button

haha nice

papill0n · 04-14-2012, 03:55 PM

his response was to say he would repost it

like it somehow could be an insult to somebody other than himself

he wont ever get it.

Just Alex · 04-14-2012, 03:56 PM

Fuck, I just noticed tabs and log off button.
This is THE GFY CLASSIC HOF !!!

Robbie · 04-14-2012, 04:13 PM

heh-heh

Coup · 04-14-2012, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Alex

Fuck, I just noticed tabs and log off button.
This is THE GFY CLASSIC HOF !!!

I was gonna add a top banner ad for paulmarkhamteens but I couldn't get his magic join banner links to work

http://www.paulmarkhamcash.com/affiliates/banners.php

Oh, I had adblock on heh.

livexxx · 04-14-2012, 05:55 PM

He wont see it as funny, he will see it as a glimpse of some Doc Brown dystopian prophecy

Colmike9 · 04-14-2012, 06:04 PM

I'd convert it to a skin for next years April 1

pornmasta · 04-14-2012, 06:50 PM

lagcam · 04-14-2012, 09:58 PM

Not only is EVERY little bit funny, it also is incredibly well done with every little detail spot on perfect. Truly an amazing piece of work.

It will be a crime if this ever leaves the first page.

anexsia · 04-14-2012, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam

Not only is EVERY little bit funny, it also is incredibly well done with every little detail spot on perfect. Truly an amazing piece of work.

It will be a crime if this ever leaves the first page.

It's the one thread that brings all of GFY together to have a good laugh

Colmike9 · 04-14-2012, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam

Not only is EVERY little bit funny, it also is incredibly well done with every little detail spot on perfect. Truly an amazing piece of work.

It will be a crime if this ever leaves the first page.

Could someone pin this? If not, remember to bump

AaronM · 04-14-2012, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

There already has been a good reason. To laugh our tits off at you. And it seems everyone has.

HTH.

Paul, this is NOT true.

I may be laughing but I still have my tits.

bluebook18 · 04-14-2012, 10:21 PM

epitome · 04-14-2012, 10:24 PM

On this day I am thankful to know the difference between people laughing with me and at me.

This thread is pure gold.

papill0n · 04-14-2012, 11:52 PM

great thread paul

DamianJ · 04-15-2012, 12:53 AM

congrats to the winners

Jel · 04-15-2012, 01:36 AM

lmao that has just shifted my feelings atm from low to laughing - thanks

The Ghost · 04-15-2012, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

This thread will be bookmarked and in one year, we can see who is still here.

You're a good sport Paul. I know you can see why this is funny

The Ghost · 04-15-2012, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVN Theo

I'm not sure if this will win the topic of the month, but it definitely deserves something! Email us your address and we'll send you an Apple TV - [email protected]

ottopottomouse · 04-15-2012, 04:28 AM

One thing seems to be missing - the shortcut to his ignore list...

Chosen · 04-15-2012, 07:54 AM

alias · 04-15-2012, 07:55 AM

So much win!

DamianJ · 04-15-2012, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

One thing seems to be missing - the shortcut to his ignore list...

That's easy, it doesn't exist, so how could it be missing?

Paul Markham · 04-15-2012, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ghost

You're a good sport Paul. I know you can see why this is funny

I do see why it is. It's flattering that he took so much time to get it right. Would anyone else on the board of warranted such attention?

If I was working and earning peanuts or destitute I would hate it. My savior is sitting here retired, financially secure, happy and seeing so many having to work hard. My health is my only worry.

Well done Coup. Thank you.

Aaron for you to laugh your tits off would take a major event.

How's life?

19teenporn · 04-15-2012, 09:01 AM

I told the old fart everyone makes fun of him, but he would not leave the board...

bns666 · 04-15-2012, 09:10 AM

The Porn Nerd · 04-15-2012, 09:23 AM

For me personally, knowing there's a Paul Markham "out there", posting away, giving his awesome "m-advice", warms me deep inside....

Oh wait, that was the bad gaucamole from last night. Nevermind.

TheSquealer · 04-15-2012, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I do see why it is. It's flattering that he took so much time to get it right. Would anyone else on the board of warranted such attention?

Well done Coup. Thank you.

?

Of course we all believe you are flattered by the fact that you have made yourself the joke of a billion dollar industry with your idiotic ranting and that you are thrilled with the growing and widespread acknowledgement of that fact by your "peers".

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04-14-2012, 12:28 PM	#51
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