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MrMaxwell · 04-03-2012, 10:39 AM

Apparently, the other night didn't go well and I'm into the house for nine something...

Who loves me?

porno jew · 04-03-2012, 10:41 AM

get a job.

Wilsy · 04-03-2012, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Apparently, the other night didn't go well and I'm into the house for nine something...

Who loves me?

Well considering you called all rich people FuckHeads i don't think you stand much of a chance now dude.. In the UK they would say "I think you blew it"

V_RocKs · 04-03-2012, 10:48 AM

You need to write it more like a Facebook spam...

Here:

Last night I didn't do well at gambling. Now I am into the house for something like nine grand. I don't have it. I know! Woe is me right? So I need some rich people here at GFY to give me a grand or so each. Most of you won't do it. But to those that will, I will be forever grateful for your generosity!

PS. Please send this to your rich friends if you have ever been in money trouble before. Most of you won't. That is OK. Just remember what it was like to be me!

B.Barnato · 04-03-2012, 10:51 AM

I'm glad I do not understand what you just wrote.

bigluv · 04-03-2012, 10:53 AM

Seriously, is this the life you want to be living?

brassmonkey · 04-03-2012, 10:54 AM

you have a dress? hit the corner

Spunky · 04-03-2012, 10:55 AM

Do you have firm buttocks?

barcodes · 04-03-2012, 10:56 AM

porno jew · 04-03-2012, 10:56 AM

suck cock off craigslist. 20 by 20 it will add it up over time.

LeRoy · 04-03-2012, 11:02 AM

Will you take on 12 cocks in all your holes?

I know a rich fuckhead ;)

Let me pimp you out!

MrMaxwell · 04-03-2012, 11:03 AM

It's only nine bills 900

lazycash · 04-03-2012, 11:32 AM

Time to sell the Caddy, can you get $900 for it?

ottopottomouse · 04-03-2012, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

You need to write it more like a Facebook spam...

Here:

Last night I didn't do well at gambling. Now I am into the house for something like nine grand. I don't have it. I know! Woe is me right? So I need some rich people here at GFY to give me a grand or so each. Most of you won't do it. But to those that will, I will be forever grateful for your generosity!

PS. Please send this to your rich friends if you have ever been in money trouble before. Most of you won't. That is OK. Just remember what it was like to be me!

Appeal for help towards vet fees for a cat that is broken would work better.

CyberHustler · 04-03-2012, 11:54 AM

Do you own any websites? If so, monetize them shits.

JFK · 04-03-2012, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew

suck cock off craigslist. 20 by 20 it will add it up over time.

wise advice

L-Pink · 04-03-2012, 12:01 PM

Shampoo the mullet, buy a new tube top to wear with your favorite cutoff jeans and start sucking cock for money instead of fun.

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2intense · 04-03-2012, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you have a dress? hit the corner

wehateporn · 04-03-2012, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Apparently, the other night didn't go well and I'm into the house for nine something...

Who loves me?

No point in people giving money until you've sorted out your addiction, otherwise it will likely go straight down the drain.

MrMaxwell · 04-03-2012, 01:19 PM

I don't have an addiction.. I just like to have a good time, lately
Celebrating what's her name being gone

Relax

MrMaxwell · 04-03-2012, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andrew.r

Well considering you called all rich people FuckHeads i don't think you stand much of a chance now dude.. In the UK they would say "I think you blew it"

I'm a stubborn one.. take my beatings before kissing asses

v4 media · 04-03-2012, 01:29 PM

sell a kidney

brassmonkey · 04-03-2012, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you have a dress? hit the corner

or put a craigslist ad "beautiful sissy" you need a manager ?

MrMaxwell · 04-03-2012, 01:37 PM

I only have one kidney and half of the good one is broken.. if I had two, I wouldn't sell one of them over nine bills ... You clowns can go suck the dick, if you owed this game you'd be a little worried too

WarChild · 04-03-2012, 01:40 PM

Man what a terrible stroke of luck. Based on the extreme amount of general winning you do in life, gambling with money you didn't actually have should have been damned near a sure thing!

MrMaxwell · 04-03-2012, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

Man what a terrible stroke of luck. Based on the extreme amount of general winning you do in life, gambling with money you didn't actually have should have been damned near a sure thing!

I love you.. because you're so right, for once

livexxx · 04-03-2012, 01:47 PM

simple, take a $1 then go black, red, black, black,black,red,red,red,black,red,red,black,black, red

L-Pink · 04-03-2012, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I love you.. because you're so right, for once

Clueless is one word right?

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Sly · 04-03-2012, 01:53 PM

Have you considered armed robbery? I hear you can steal a lot of money from a bank.

brassmonkey · 04-03-2012, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Have you considered armed robbery? I hear you can steal a lot of money from a bank.

hmm you have to be pretty desperate to do that

the success rate is like 20% unless you know the bank manager

wehateporn · 04-03-2012, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I don't have an addiction.. I just like to have a good time, lately
Celebrating what's her name being gone

Relax

Fair play then, go and speak to my friend TeenCat, he'll sort you out with a $1000

I've got some gambling affiliate links for you to click on before you continue your celebrations

seeandsee · 04-03-2012, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by livexxx

simple, take a $1 then go black, red, black, black,black,red,red,red,black,red,red,black,black,red

you dont need to bet on bold spots, already a grand with first 10 hits

Nicky · 04-03-2012, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

hmm you have to be pretty desperate to do that

the success rate is like 20% unless you know the bank manager

20% sounds high for a bank, maybe 20% "getting away" rate on a convenient store...

sperbonzo · 04-03-2012, 02:22 PM

Do you have anything you want to trade? A hot sister, perhaps?

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barcodes · 04-03-2012, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn

Fair play then, go and speak to my friend TeenCat, he'll sort you out with a $1000

I've got some gambling affiliate links for you to click on before you continue your celebrations

His country uses a different currency than ours.

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MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	I only have one kidney and half of the good one is broken.. if I had two, I wouldn't sell one of them over nine bills ... You clowns can go suck the dick, if you owed this game you'd be a little worried too

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