Need some rich fuckhead to give me a grand
 

Apparently, the other night didn't go well and I'm into the house for nine something...

Who loves me? :winkwink:

get a job.

Well considering you called all rich people FuckHeads i don't think you stand much of a chance now dude.. In the UK they would say "I think you blew it" :1orglaugh

You need to write it more like a Facebook spam...

Here:

Last night I didn't do well at gambling. Now I am into the house for something like nine grand. I don't have it. I know! Woe is me right? So I need some rich people here at GFY to give me a grand or so each. Most of you won't do it. But to those that will, I will be forever grateful for your generosity!

PS. Please send this to your rich friends if you have ever been in money trouble before. Most of you won't. That is OK. Just remember what it was like to be me!

I'm glad I do not understand what you just wrote.

Seriously, is this the life you want to be living?

you have a dress? hit the corner

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Do you have firm buttocks?

suck cock off craigslist. 20 by 20 it will add it up over time.

Will you take on 12 cocks in all your holes?

I know a rich fuckhead ;)

Let me pimp you out!

It's only nine bills 900

Time to sell the Caddy, can you get $900 for it?

Appeal for help towards vet fees for a cat that is broken would work better.

wise advice:thumbsup

Shampoo the mullet, buy a new tube top to wear with your favorite cutoff jeans and start sucking cock for money instead of fun.

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:1orglaugh

No point in people giving money until you've sorted out your addiction, otherwise it will likely go straight down the drain.

I don't have an addiction.. I just like to have a good time, lately
Celebrating what's her name being gone

Relax

I'm a stubborn one.. take my beatings before kissing asses :1orglaugh

sell a kidney

or put a craigslist ad "beautiful sissy" you need a manager ? :pimp

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I only have one kidney and half of the good one is broken.. if I had two, I wouldn't sell one of them over nine bills ... You clowns can go suck the dick, if you owed this game you'd be a little worried too

Man what a terrible stroke of luck. Based on the extreme amount of general winning you do in life, gambling with money you didn't actually have should have been damned near a sure thing!

I love you.. because you're so right, for once :thumbsup

simple, take a $1 then go black, red, black, black,black,red,red,red,black,red,red,black,black, red

Clueless is one word right?

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Have you considered armed robbery? I hear you can steal a lot of money from a bank.

hmm you have to be pretty desperate to do that :2 cents: the success rate is like 20% unless you know the bank manager

Fair play then, go and speak to my friend TeenCat, he'll sort you out with a $1000

I've got some gambling affiliate links for you to click on before you continue your celebrations

you dont need to bet on bold spots, already a grand with first 10 hits :)

20% sounds high for a bank, maybe 20% "getting away" rate on a convenient store... :upsidedow

Do you have anything you want to trade? A hot sister, perhaps?




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His country uses a different currency than ours.
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