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Old 03-28-2012, 05:09 PM   #1
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Any ordained ministers here? How is organized religion business these days?

Just saw new church in small shopping strip were I go for Italian food. Something about "Chosen and Blessed People of Jesus Church". Was empty retail space for rent and now has big ass sign, pastor So-and-So, mini van upfront. How hard is it to get in that market?
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Old 03-28-2012, 05:14 PM   #2
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I've thought about that alot recently. I'm not religious but I would like to buy a church and get a well spoken preacher to put up front
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Old 03-28-2012, 05:31 PM   #3
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I look at the televangalists and their mansions and jets and realize I am in the wrong business.

I've been saying for many years I would love to create a religion that sticks.
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Old 03-28-2012, 05:45 PM   #5
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I have you welfare check on hold Tyrone.
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Old 03-28-2012, 05:46 PM   #6
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I've thought about that alot recently. I'm not religious but I would like to buy a church and get a well spoken preacher to put up front
So, open a Church ? ;)
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Old 03-28-2012, 05:49 PM   #7
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Just saw new church in small shopping strip were I go for Italian food. Something about "Chosen and Blessed People of Jesus Church". Was empty retail space for rent and now has big ass sign, pastor So-and-So, mini van upfront. How hard is it to get in that market?
1. buy a minivan
2. mention the word jesus
3. profit
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Old 03-28-2012, 05:53 PM   #8
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Just saw new church in small shopping strip were I go for Italian food. Something about "Chosen and Blessed People of Jesus Church". Was empty retail space for rent and now has big ass sign, pastor So-and-So, mini van upfront. How hard is it to get in that market?
There has never been a better time to get into this. You can even get your child exercised online for $9.99 if you believe she's been possessed.
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Old 03-28-2012, 05:58 PM   #9
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I have you welfare check on hold Tyrone.

Again, how many slaves do you believe you should be able to own?
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Old 03-28-2012, 06:06 PM   #10
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Again, how many slaves do you believe you should be able to own?
Smart or dumb ones like you?
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Old 03-28-2012, 06:08 PM   #11
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Free food, free housing, free car and free...you know wut lol
Total tax exempt.
I heard of a scam that jews were running in ny/nj area. They would claim their houses as jewish temple to avoid any taxation. All you had to do is put up some sort of altar in one corner of your house and you were set to go.
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I'm an ordainded minister in Nevada through the American Fellowship Church but only for fun and all the Nun flange I can eat.
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