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Mutt · 03-24-2012, 09:30 AM

nominate your favorite - once we have nominees we'll put up a poll.

brassmonkey · 03-24-2012, 09:31 AM

don't really know i want some pizza

porno jew · 03-24-2012, 09:32 AM

seems like everyone on here is an ex-marine whose home is more fortified than waco so hard to choose.

pornmasta · 03-24-2012, 09:38 AM

i niga beer lol lol rotfl

pornmasta · 03-24-2012, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

seems like everyone on here is an ex-marine whose home is more fortified than waco so hard to choose.

fris · 03-24-2012, 09:54 AM

sometimes i get mosqueto bites in the summer on my neck, and it turns red

lucas131 · 03-24-2012, 09:58 AM

i am living in small village and i am growing green plants, i think i may be one of them then

CaptainHowdy · 03-24-2012, 10:13 AM

I don't care ...

Colmike9 · 03-24-2012, 10:21 AM

Real rednecks don't know how to use computers..
http://files.sharenator.com/computer...-24413-580.jpg

Choker · 03-24-2012, 10:51 AM

I have more cinder blocks in my yard than anyone else on this board. Thread is over. I win or loose, however you look at it.

Mutt · 03-24-2012, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Choker

I have more cinder blocks in my yard than anyone else on this board. Thread is over. I win or loose, however you look at it.

the wife beater t-shirt in your avatar cinches it - CHOKER DECLARED KING OF ALL WEBMASTER REDNECKS!!!!

porno jew · 03-24-2012, 10:58 AM

whoever started that thread about where to find cheap ammo deserves a nomination.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-24-2012, 11:16 AM

ADG

Rochard · 03-24-2012, 11:20 AM

I have a jacked up 4x4 with a bumper sticker that says "I heart bacon". (Seriously.)

Do I qualify?

brassmonkey · 03-24-2012, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

red neck dogs

Jakez · 03-24-2012, 11:37 AM

Honestly, I thought of Choker. But not even a redneck.

fatAss-Scott · 03-24-2012, 11:43 AM

dont know that

globofun · 03-24-2012, 11:47 AM

If you know a redneck, get him a cool bumper sticker...... never mind I Love Bacon.....

L-Pink · 03-24-2012, 11:57 AM

Roald · 03-24-2012, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I have a jacked up 4x4 with a bumper sticker that says "I heart bacon". (Seriously.)

Do I qualify?

Haha i thought about you when i read the thread title ;)))

Spunky · 03-24-2012, 12:12 PM

Can Canadians be called Rednecks?

Mutt · 03-24-2012, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Can Canadians be called Rednecks?

yeah of course

Rochard · 03-24-2012, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Roald

Haha i thought about you when i read the thread title ;)))

It's the strangest thing. What a blast this truck has been.

The other day I decided to turn the truck into a boat when I went into a mud puddle that was a bit too deep...

2intense · 03-24-2012, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

red neck dogs

DWB · 03-24-2012, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

I have a jacked up 4x4 with a bumper sticker that says "I heart bacon". (Seriously.)

Do I qualify?

I like that truck.

JFK · 03-24-2012, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

I have a jacked up 4x4 with a bumper sticker that says "I heart bacon". (Seriously.)

Do I qualify?

SORRY, where is the gun rack ?

L-Pink · 03-24-2012, 01:07 PM

Not that I want the honor but ... In the interest of full disclosure. I do have a diesel truck and a Harley. Nice assortment of firearms. NRA lifetime membership. Houses in Florida and Kentucky. Own an old hound-dog.

sandman! · 03-24-2012, 01:12 PM

we have a winner!

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

sometimes i get mosqueto bites in the summer on my neck, and it turns red

borked · 03-24-2012, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

I have a jacked up 4x4 with a bumper sticker that says "I heart bacon". (Seriously.)

Do I qualify?

I so hope that's not your garage.... with a fire extinguisher on the wall with a big arrow above it saying "fire extinguisher" and an exit sign above a door that's smaller than the two great big openings in the wall....

L-Pink · 03-24-2012, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by borked

I so hope that's not your garage.... with a fire extinguisher on the wall with a big arrow above it saying "fire extinguisher" and an exit sign above a door that's smaller than the two great big openings in the wall....

Standard OSHA requirements.

.

Rochard · 03-24-2012, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Not that I want the honor but ... In the interest of full disclosure. I do have a diesel truck and a Harley. Nice assortment of firearms. NRA lifetime membership. Houses in Florida and Kentucky. Own an old hound-dog.

Live in Kentucky.... Your in. In fact, it's mandatory if you live in Kentucky.

Rochard · 03-24-2012, 03:15 PM

My favorite song....

alextokyo · 03-24-2012, 03:19 PM

Choker
Rochard
AaronM
JFK
theking
Amp
kmanrox

CyberHustler · 03-24-2012, 03:22 PM

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papill0n · 03-24-2012, 03:25 PM

i'm wearing a silk sarong and slippers

Rochard · 03-24-2012, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked

I so hope that's not your garage.... with a fire extinguisher on the wall with a big arrow above it saying "fire extinguisher" and an exit sign above a door that's smaller than the two great big openings in the wall....

That was Jiffy Lube.

borked · 03-24-2012, 03:37 PM

sounds kinky

SmutHammer · 03-24-2012, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Live in Kentucky.... Your in. In fact, it's mandatory if you live in Kentucky.

I have lived in Kentucky for over 15 years, But don't qualify as a redneck.

Dvae · 03-24-2012, 04:03 PM

CampHost · 03-24-2012, 04:55 PM

I nominate myself;)

mineistaken · 03-24-2012, 07:25 PM

Called alextokyo a hill billy few days ago:
https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18841361&postcount=47
I guess hill billy is kind of the same as redneck. So I nominate him

Jakez · 03-24-2012, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked

I so hope that's not your garage.... with a fire extinguisher on the wall with a big arrow above it saying "fire extinguisher" and an exit sign above a door that's smaller than the two great big openings in the wall....

Air conditioned room on the other side?

brassmonkey · 03-24-2012, 11:17 PM

my vote tokyo sexwhale

raymor · 03-24-2012, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

whoever started that thread about where to find cheap ammo deserves a nomination.

That would be Choker for the win. I'll have to introduce him to my long time business associate Chris, also known as Bubba.

DamageX · 03-26-2012, 04:53 AM

Dirty F · 03-26-2012, 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Choker

I have more cinder blocks in my yard than anyone else on this board. Thread is over. I win or loose, however you look at it.

I clicked this thread just to nominate you. Guess i don't have to do it anymore.

cherrylula · 03-26-2012, 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Called alextokyo a hill billy few days ago:
https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18841361&postcount=47
I guess hill billy is kind of the same as redneck. So I nominate him

People always fuck this up. Here is a little lesson. lol

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Hillbilly is a term referring to certain people who dwell in rural, mountainous areas of the United States, primarily Appalachia but also the Ozarks. Owing to its strongly stereotypical connotations, the term is frequently considered derogatory, and so is usually offensive to those Americans of Appalachian heritage

So there was a show called "The Beverly Hill Billies." The term Hillbilly has to do with people from HILLS, as in the Appalachian mountains http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appalachia

Redneck is a term for a white male who spends his time out on a farm, or field, outdoors, and has a farmer tan. Hardworking because they work in the sun. A lifestyle.

If you actually live in a place where there are truly hillbillies and/or rednecks you would know. I don't think anyone in this thread even really qualifies.

hillbilly is a specific term though.

ZeroHero · 03-26-2012, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

red neck dogs

Start a pool for this

Coup · 03-26-2012, 05:50 AM

candyflip · 03-26-2012, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

This guy is about the further things from Redneck. His whole "schtick" is just that, an act.

They make fun of him on Opie and Anthony all the time for "turning it on" when they're on the air and immediately dropping the act as soon as they're off.

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