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Mutt 03-24-2012 09:30 AM

Biggest redneck on GFY?
 
nominate your favorite - once we have nominees we'll put up a poll.

brassmonkey 03-24-2012 09:31 AM

don't really know i want some pizza

porno jew 03-24-2012 09:32 AM

seems like everyone on here is an ex-marine whose home is more fortified than waco so hard to choose.

pornmasta 03-24-2012 09:38 AM

i niga beer lol lol rotfl

pornmasta 03-24-2012 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18842255)
seems like everyone on here is an ex-marine whose home is more fortified than waco so hard to choose.



:winkwink:

fris 03-24-2012 09:54 AM

sometimes i get mosqueto bites in the summer on my neck, and it turns red

lucas131 03-24-2012 09:58 AM

i am living in small village and i am growing green plants, i think i may be one of them then :)

CaptainHowdy 03-24-2012 10:13 AM

I don't care ...

Colmike9 03-24-2012 10:21 AM

Real rednecks don't know how to use computers..
http://files.sharenator.com/computer...-24413-580.jpg

Choker 03-24-2012 10:51 AM

I have more cinder blocks in my yard than anyone else on this board. Thread is over. I win or loose, however you look at it.

Mutt 03-24-2012 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choker (Post 18842358)
I have more cinder blocks in my yard than anyone else on this board. Thread is over. I win or loose, however you look at it.

the wife beater t-shirt in your avatar cinches it - CHOKER DECLARED KING OF ALL WEBMASTER REDNECKS!!!!

porno jew 03-24-2012 10:58 AM

whoever started that thread about where to find cheap ammo deserves a nomination.

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Rochard 03-24-2012 11:20 AM

I have a jacked up 4x4 with a bumper sticker that says "I heart bacon". (Seriously.)

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/truck01.jpg

Do I qualify?

brassmonkey 03-24-2012 11:22 AM

red neck dogs

http://crystalmoth.com/pictures/2604..._neck_dogs.jpg

Jakez 03-24-2012 11:37 AM

Honestly, I thought of Choker. But not even a redneck.

fatAss-Scott 03-24-2012 11:43 AM

dont know that

globofun 03-24-2012 11:47 AM

If you know a redneck, get him a cool bumper sticker...... never mind I Love Bacon.....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


L-Pink 03-24-2012 11:57 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Roald 03-24-2012 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18842398)
I have a jacked up 4x4 with a bumper sticker that says "I heart bacon". (Seriously.)

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/truck01.jpg

Do I qualify?

Haha i thought about you when i read the thread title ;)))

Spunky 03-24-2012 12:12 PM

Can Canadians be called Rednecks?

Mutt 03-24-2012 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 18842476)
Can Canadians be called Rednecks?

yeah of course

Rochard 03-24-2012 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 18842463)
Haha i thought about you when i read the thread title ;)))

It's the strangest thing. What a blast this truck has been.

The other day I decided to turn the truck into a boat when I went into a mud puddle that was a bit too deep...

2intense 03-24-2012 12:33 PM

:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18842403)


DWB 03-24-2012 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18842398)
I have a jacked up 4x4 with a bumper sticker that says "I heart bacon". (Seriously.)

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/truck01.jpg

Do I qualify?

I like that truck.

JFK 03-24-2012 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18842398)
I have a jacked up 4x4 with a bumper sticker that says "I heart bacon". (Seriously.)

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/truck01.jpg

Do I qualify?

SORRY, where is the gun rack ?:2 cents:

L-Pink 03-24-2012 01:07 PM

Not that I want the honor but ... In the interest of full disclosure. I do have a diesel truck and a Harley. Nice assortment of firearms. NRA lifetime membership. Houses in Florida and Kentucky. Own an old hound-dog.

sandman! 03-24-2012 01:12 PM

we have a winner!

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 18842277)
sometimes i get mosqueto bites in the summer on my neck, and it turns red


borked 03-24-2012 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18842398)
I have a jacked up 4x4 with a bumper sticker that says "I heart bacon". (Seriously.)

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/truck01.jpg

Do I qualify?

I so hope that's not your garage.... with a fire extinguisher on the wall with a big arrow above it saying "fire extinguisher" and an exit sign above a door that's smaller than the two great big openings in the wall.... :pimp

L-Pink 03-24-2012 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 18842629)
I so hope that's not your garage.... with a fire extinguisher on the wall with a big arrow above it saying "fire extinguisher" and an exit sign above a door that's smaller than the two great big openings in the wall.... :pimp

Standard OSHA requirements.

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Rochard 03-24-2012 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18842582)
Not that I want the honor but ... In the interest of full disclosure. I do have a diesel truck and a Harley. Nice assortment of firearms. NRA lifetime membership. Houses in Florida and Kentucky. Own an old hound-dog.

Live in Kentucky.... Your in. In fact, it's mandatory if you live in Kentucky.

Rochard 03-24-2012 03:15 PM

My favorite song....


alextokyo 03-24-2012 03:19 PM

Choker
Rochard
AaronM
JFK
theking
Amp
kmanrox

CyberHustler 03-24-2012 03:22 PM

Angry Jew Cat is my favorite GFY jew.... only because of the cat avatars

papill0n 03-24-2012 03:25 PM

i'm wearing a silk sarong and slippers

Rochard 03-24-2012 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 18842629)
I so hope that's not your garage.... with a fire extinguisher on the wall with a big arrow above it saying "fire extinguisher" and an exit sign above a door that's smaller than the two great big openings in the wall.... :pimp

That was Jiffy Lube.

borked 03-24-2012 03:37 PM

sounds kinky

SmutHammer 03-24-2012 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18842736)
Live in Kentucky.... Your in. In fact, it's mandatory if you live in Kentucky.

I have lived in Kentucky for over 15 years, But don't qualify as a redneck. :2 cents:

Dvae 03-24-2012 04:03 PM

http://blogs.inlandsocal.com/iguide/...able%20guy.jpg

CampHost 03-24-2012 04:55 PM

I nominate myself;)

mineistaken 03-24-2012 07:25 PM

Called alextokyo a hill billy few days ago:
https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18841361&postcount=47
I guess hill billy is kind of the same as redneck. So I nominate him :)

Jakez 03-24-2012 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 18842629)
I so hope that's not your garage.... with a fire extinguisher on the wall with a big arrow above it saying "fire extinguisher" and an exit sign above a door that's smaller than the two great big openings in the wall.... :pimp

Air conditioned room on the other side?

brassmonkey 03-24-2012 11:17 PM

my vote tokyo sexwhale

raymor 03-24-2012 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18842366)
whoever started that thread about where to find cheap ammo deserves a nomination.

That would be Choker for the win. I'll have to introduce him to my long time business associate Chris, also known as Bubba.

DamageX 03-26-2012 04:53 AM


Dirty F 03-26-2012 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choker (Post 18842358)
I have more cinder blocks in my yard than anyone else on this board. Thread is over. I win or loose, however you look at it.

I clicked this thread just to nominate you. Guess i don't have to do it anymore.

cherrylula 03-26-2012 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 18842989)
Called alextokyo a hill billy few days ago:
https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18841361&postcount=47
I guess hill billy is kind of the same as redneck. So I nominate him :)

People always fuck this up. Here is a little lesson. lol

Quote:

Hillbilly is a term referring to certain people who dwell in rural, mountainous areas of the United States, primarily Appalachia but also the Ozarks. Owing to its strongly stereotypical connotations, the term is frequently considered derogatory, and so is usually offensive to those Americans of Appalachian heritage
So there was a show called "The Beverly Hill Billies." The term Hillbilly has to do with people from HILLS, as in the Appalachian mountains http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appalachia

Redneck is a term for a white male who spends his time out on a farm, or field, outdoors, and has a farmer tan. Hardworking because they work in the sun. A lifestyle.

If you actually live in a place where there are truly hillbillies and/or rednecks you would know. I don't think anyone in this thread even really qualifies. :Oh crap

hillbilly is a specific term though.

ZeroHero 03-26-2012 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18842403)

Start a pool for this :thumbsup

Coup 03-26-2012 05:50 AM


candyflip 03-26-2012 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 18842804)

This guy is about the further things from Redneck. His whole "schtick" is just that, an act.

They make fun of him on Opie and Anthony all the time for "turning it on" when they're on the air and immediately dropping the act as soon as they're off.


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