Is Public Urination REALLY all that wrong? - GoFuckYourself.com

CurrentlySober · 03-06-2012, 02:12 PM

I dont mean waving your cock about and trying to piss on passers by...

I just mean that if its really late, dark, and you are walking home from the pub... and you just HAVE to go...

If you go up a back alley, and have a wee, should you really get a fixed penalty ticket for £80.00 ($125.00) ???

The only other option would be to NOT go, and piss your clothing.... So why the fine?

jimmy-3-way · 03-06-2012, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I dont mean waving your cock about and trying to piss on passers by...

I just mean that if its really late, dark, and you are walking home from the pub... and you just HAVE to go...

If you go up a back alley, and have a wee, should you really get a fixed penalty ticket for £80.00 ($125.00) ???

The only other option would be to NOT go, and piss your clothing.... So why the fine?

Nothing wrong with exercising the gentleman's privilege...getting caught, however, that's a bitch.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-06-2012, 02:18 PM

If you gotta go, you gotta go - just be careful where you go...

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2ndxachrm · 03-06-2012, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

If you gotta go, you gotta go - just be careful where you go...

ADG

junction · 03-06-2012, 02:26 PM

Don't get caught in the USA. If convicted, you'll have to register on the sex offender list.

Evil Chris · 03-06-2012, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

haha I've always loved that clip.

CurrentlySober · 03-06-2012, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

Nothing wrong with exercising the gentleman's privilege...getting caught, however, that's a bitch.

I LOVE the phrase - "the gentleman's privilege..."

I shall use that next time I am arguing with a ten year old in fancy dress, who wants to be a policeman when he grows up...

redwhiteandblue · 03-06-2012, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

If you go up a back alley, and have a wee, should you really get a fixed penalty ticket for £80.00 ($125.00) ???

Depends whose "back alley" you're going up?

pimpmaster9000 · 03-06-2012, 02:37 PM

In Singapore they actually whip you for urinating on the street. As for the fine you could always use the toilet in your bar? Why piss on the street and make somebodies house/building smell like urine?

Fap · 03-06-2012, 02:38 PM

Indecent exposure? Yeah I'd say it's kind of bad.. Don't want people peeing all over the place either.

(and yes I thought of the gif with the old man kick too, haha)

CurrentlySober · 03-06-2012, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

In Singapore they actually whip you for urinating on the street. As for the fine you could always use the toilet in your bar? Why piss on the street and make somebodies house/building smell like urine?

I'm not suggesting that its a lifestyle choice... I just mean that you HAVE TO GO... You didnt need to go in the pub, and you are being responsible by walking as opposed to drink driving... And you are faced with the need to go, or piss yourself...

That is the real question...

CurrentlySober · 03-06-2012, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue

Depends whose "back alley" you're going up?

Is this a 'semi-coded' offer?

CurrentlySober · 03-06-2012, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Fap

Don't want people peeing all over the place either.

Neither do I, but I dont want to wet my Jeans and 'Tightey Whiteys' either

redwhiteandblue · 03-06-2012, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Is this a 'semi-coded' offer?

Depends what you mean by "semi"....

xenigo · 03-06-2012, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by junction

Don't get caught in the USA. If convicted, you'll have to register on the sex offender list.

Hahaha! What the fuck ever. This has to be the stupidest shit I've ever read on this forum.

Maybe if you're pissing ON someone, you'd get convicted as a sex offender. Sounds like you need to go back to law school.

L-Pink · 03-06-2012, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by junction

Don't get caught in the USA. If convicted, you'll have to register on the sex offender list.

Seriously?

2012 · 03-06-2012, 02:48 PM

only if you're drinking it

Klen · 03-06-2012, 02:54 PM

If i urinate in public then i go to nearest bush or tree and problem solved.

2012 · 03-06-2012, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

If i urinate in public then i go to nearest bush or tree and problem solved.

i save mine in old Magnum 40oz bottles so I can pour it off the freeway overpass later

barcodes · 03-06-2012, 02:58 PM

stephane76 · 03-06-2012, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

If you gotta go, you gotta go - just be careful where you go...

ADG

that's the first thing that came to mind when i read the title

anexsia · 03-06-2012, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Seriously?

No, got a public urination charge on top of my public intoxication charge awhile back.

CurrentlySober · 03-06-2012, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue

Depends what you mean by "semi"....

A/S/L ???

candyflip · 03-06-2012, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by xenigo

Hahaha! What the fuck ever. This has to be the stupidest shit I've ever read on this forum.

Maybe if you're pissing ON someone, you'd get convicted as a sex offender. Sounds like you need to go back to law school.

You're the stupid one if you don't think that there are in fact folks on the Sex Offender list because they did just this. It does and has happened, more than once.

OneHungLo · 03-06-2012, 03:10 PM

Tom_PM · 03-06-2012, 03:12 PM

If you have to go so bad you're about to piss your pants, then it's a risk you have to take!

xenigo · 03-06-2012, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

You're the stupid one if you don't think that there are in fact folks on the Sex Offender list because they did just this. It does and has happened, more than once.

Show me. That's not the way the law was written. Show me documented court cases that involve people being convicted of sexual assault by pissing in public. I'm not talking about situations that involve exposing themselves to minors or actual sexual assault that involves pissing on someone else.

CurrentlySober · 03-06-2012, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

If you have to go so bad you're about to piss your pants, then it's a risk you have to take!

Thats my point though - Why SHOULD it be a risk?

I can understand if its being done obviously, or gratuitously, or because you cant hold your drink...

But if nature calls, and you are only human, and you have NO OTHER OPTION but to wet yourself... Then why the fine?

pimpmaster9000 · 03-06-2012, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I'm not suggesting that its a lifestyle choice... I just mean that you HAVE TO GO... You didnt need to go in the pub, and you are being responsible by walking as opposed to drink driving... And you are faced with the need to go, or piss yourself...

That is the real question...

being responsible is taking a piss in the bar because you just downed like 2 gallons of liquid and should be fully aware of your full bladder in the pub...

If you have a sick bladder or are just unlucky enough then by all means take a piss it's better than pissing yourself LOL

CurrentlySober · 03-06-2012, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

If you have a sick bladder or are just unlucky enough then by all means take a piss it's better than pissing yourself LOL

Thats pretty much word-4-word what I said to the ten year old who was dressed as a policeman...

However, with the benefit of hindsight, I guess my argument would have carried more weight, had I NOT been urinating on his leg at the time...

Tom_PM · 03-06-2012, 03:41 PM

Man I dunno. When I was a kid on long road trips we had to pee in a damn mason jar. THAT should be illegal.

L-Pink · 03-06-2012, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

No, got a public urination charge on top of my public intoxication charge awhile back.

Interesting night huh?

.

jimmy-3-way · 03-06-2012, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Thats my point though - Why SHOULD it be a risk?

I can understand if its being done obviously, or gratuitously, or because you cant hold your drink...

But if nature calls, and you are only human, and you have NO OTHER OPTION but to wet yourself... Then why the fine?

The fine is to deter people from pissing in public.

The course of action here is to take your piss, enjoy the relieved bladder and pay the fine like a gentleman.

CurrentlySober · 03-06-2012, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

The fine is to deter people from pissing in public.

The course of action here is to take your piss, enjoy the relieved bladder and pay the fine like a gentleman.

100% correct !

From now on, I shall consider it to simply be a pissing tax, and enjoy my gentlemen's privilege to the full

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DamianJ · 03-06-2012, 04:15 PM

get a catheter

jimmy-3-way · 03-06-2012, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

100% correct !

From now on, I shall consider it to simply be a pissing tax, and enjoy my gentlemen's privilege to the full.

AND...look at it this way, every time you have a nice public piss and don't get ticketed, you are pulling a fast one on the man!

bns666 · 03-06-2012, 04:49 PM

thread of the day!

Vjo · 03-06-2012, 05:04 PM

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thread of the day!

Agreed

CS has the best threads

As a kid me and my friend would pee down the middle of the street to see who could go the longest after going to the Movie Theatre.

But it was the 70s, I was about 13 and it was a side street in small town Americana...

nothing but the dead of night back in

anyhow, nothing wrong with it, just keep it public, easy to see and gone in the next rain

porno jew · 03-06-2012, 05:09 PM

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Vjo · 03-06-2012, 05:14 PM

Next day we'd walk back uptown and very proudly see the dried streams. Small town life

Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona for some California grass

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-06-2012, 05:36 PM

On a serious note, I loathe the stench of urine when walking down some streets in San Francisco (although I am sure it is that way in other large urban cities too). Despite regular washings and the availability of public urinals, it is still a huge stinking problem.

ADG

pornmasta · 03-06-2012, 05:46 PM

what shall i do if i need to shit and if there is no toilets ?

junction · 03-06-2012, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Seriously?

It depends on the State, but yes. It also depends on what the cop chooses to write you for.

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