Is Public Urination REALLY all that wrong?

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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38995
    #1

    Is Public Urination REALLY all that wrong?

    I dont mean waving your cock about and trying to piss on passers by...

    I just mean that if its really late, dark, and you are walking home from the pub... and you just HAVE to go...

    If you go up a back alley, and have a wee, should you really get a fixed penalty ticket for £80.00 ($125.00) ???

    The only other option would be to NOT go, and piss your clothing.... So why the fine?
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    • jimmy-3-way
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2001
      • 3861
      #2
      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
      I dont mean waving your cock about and trying to piss on passers by...

      I just mean that if its really late, dark, and you are walking home from the pub... and you just HAVE to go...

      If you go up a back alley, and have a wee, should you really get a fixed penalty ticket for £80.00 ($125.00) ???

      The only other option would be to NOT go, and piss your clothing.... So why the fine?
      Nothing wrong with exercising the gentleman's privilege...getting caught, however, that's a bitch.
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        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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          • Jul 2004
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          #3
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            • 2ndxachrm
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              #4
              Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
              If you gotta go, you gotta go - just be careful where you go...





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                • junction
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 2411
                  #5
                  Don't get caught in the USA. If convicted, you'll have to register on the sex offender list.

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                    • Evil Chris
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                      • Dec 2001
                      • 13249
                      #6
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                        • CurrentlySober
                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 38995
                          #7
                          Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                          Nothing wrong with exercising the gentleman's privilege...getting caught, however, that's a bitch.
                          I LOVE the phrase - "the gentleman's privilege..."

                          I shall use that next time I am arguing with a ten year old in fancy dress, who wants to be a policeman when he grows up...
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                            • redwhiteandblue
                              Bollocks
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 2785
                              #8
                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                              If you go up a back alley, and have a wee, should you really get a fixed penalty ticket for £80.00 ($125.00) ???
                              Depends whose "back alley" you're going up?
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                                • pimpmaster9000
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2011
                                  • 26730
                                  #9
                                  In Singapore they actually whip you for urinating on the street. As for the fine you could always use the toilet in your bar? Why piss on the street and make somebodies house/building smell like urine?
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                                    • Fap
                                      Just Du It
                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 12094
                                      #10
                                      Indecent exposure? Yeah I'd say it's kind of bad.. Don't want people peeing all over the place either.

                                      (and yes I thought of the gif with the old man kick too, haha)

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                                        • CurrentlySober
                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 38995
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by crucifissio
                                          In Singapore they actually whip you for urinating on the street. As for the fine you could always use the toilet in your bar? Why piss on the street and make somebodies house/building smell like urine?
                                          I'm not suggesting that its a lifestyle choice... I just mean that you HAVE TO GO... You didnt need to go in the pub, and you are being responsible by walking as opposed to drink driving... And you are faced with the need to go, or piss yourself...

                                          That is the real question...
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                                            • CurrentlySober
                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 38995
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by redwhiteandblue
                                              Depends whose "back alley" you're going up?
                                              Is this a 'semi-coded' offer?
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                                                • CurrentlySober
                                                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 38995
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Fap
                                                  Don't want people peeing all over the place either.
                                                  Neither do I, but I dont want to wet my Jeans and 'Tightey Whiteys' either
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                                                    • redwhiteandblue
                                                      Bollocks
                                                      • Jun 2007
                                                      • 2785
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                      Is this a 'semi-coded' offer?
                                                      Depends what you mean by "semi"....
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                                                        • xenigo
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 8067
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by junction
                                                          Don't get caught in the USA. If convicted, you'll have to register on the sex offender list.
                                                          Hahaha! What the fuck ever. This has to be the stupidest shit I've ever read on this forum.

                                                          Maybe if you're pissing ON someone, you'd get convicted as a sex offender. Sounds like you need to go back to law school.

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                                                            • L-Pink
                                                              working on my tan
                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                              • 39151
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by junction
                                                              Don't get caught in the USA. If convicted, you'll have to register on the sex offender list.
                                                              Seriously?

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                                                                • 2012
                                                                  So Fucking What
                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                  • 17189
                                                                  #17
                                                                  only if you're drinking it
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                                                                    • Klen
                                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                                      • 32234
                                                                      #18
                                                                      If i urinate in public then i go to nearest bush or tree and problem solved.

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                                                                        • 2012
                                                                          So Fucking What
                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                          • 17189
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by KlenTelaris
                                                                          If i urinate in public then i go to nearest bush or tree and problem solved.
                                                                          i save mine in old Magnum 40oz bottles so I can pour it off the freeway overpass later
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                                                                            • barcodes
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                                                                              • Mar 2011
                                                                              • 2040
                                                                              #20

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                                                                                • stephane76
                                                                                  Frenchie
                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                  • 3892
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                  If you gotta go, you gotta go - just be careful where you go...



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                                                                                    • anexsia
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • May 2010
                                                                                      • 5735
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                      Seriously?
                                                                                      No, got a public urination charge on top of my public intoxication charge awhile back.

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                                                                                        • CurrentlySober
                                                                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                          • 38995
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by redwhiteandblue
                                                                                          Depends what you mean by "semi"....
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                                                                                            • candyflip
                                                                                              Carpe Visio
                                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                                              • 43073
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by xenigo
                                                                                              Hahaha! What the fuck ever. This has to be the stupidest shit I've ever read on this forum.

                                                                                              Maybe if you're pissing ON someone, you'd get convicted as a sex offender. Sounds like you need to go back to law school.
                                                                                              You're the stupid one if you don't think that there are in fact folks on the Sex Offender list because they did just this. It does and has happened, more than once.

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                                                                                                • OneHungLo
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                  • 40902
                                                                                                  #25


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                                                                                                    • Tom_PM
                                                                                                      Porn Meister
                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                                      • 16443
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      If you have to go so bad you're about to piss your pants, then it's a risk you have to take!
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                                                                                                        • xenigo
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                          • 8067
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                                                          You're the stupid one if you don't think that there are in fact folks on the Sex Offender list because they did just this. It does and has happened, more than once.
                                                                                                          Show me. That's not the way the law was written. Show me documented court cases that involve people being convicted of sexual assault by pissing in public. I'm not talking about situations that involve exposing themselves to minors or actual sexual assault that involves pissing on someone else.

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                                                                                                            • CurrentlySober
                                                                                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                                              • 38995
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by PR_Tom
                                                                                                              If you have to go so bad you're about to piss your pants, then it's a risk you have to take!
                                                                                                              Thats my point though - Why SHOULD it be a risk?

                                                                                                              I can understand if its being done obviously, or gratuitously, or because you cant hold your drink...

                                                                                                              But if nature calls, and you are only human, and you have NO OTHER OPTION but to wet yourself... Then why the fine?
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                                                                                                                • pimpmaster9000
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • Dec 2011
                                                                                                                  • 26730
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                                                                  I'm not suggesting that its a lifestyle choice... I just mean that you HAVE TO GO... You didnt need to go in the pub, and you are being responsible by walking as opposed to drink driving... And you are faced with the need to go, or piss yourself...

                                                                                                                  That is the real question...
                                                                                                                  being responsible is taking a piss in the bar because you just downed like 2 gallons of liquid and should be fully aware of your full bladder in the pub...

                                                                                                                  If you have a sick bladder or are just unlucky enough then by all means take a piss it's better than pissing yourself LOL
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                                                                                                                    • CurrentlySober
                                                                                                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                      • 38995
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by crucifissio

                                                                                                                      If you have a sick bladder or are just unlucky enough then by all means take a piss it's better than pissing yourself LOL
                                                                                                                      Thats pretty much word-4-word what I said to the ten year old who was dressed as a policeman...

                                                                                                                      However, with the benefit of hindsight, I guess my argument would have carried more weight, had I NOT been urinating on his leg at the time...
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                                                                                                                        • Tom_PM
                                                                                                                          Porn Meister
                                                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                          • 16443
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Man I dunno. When I was a kid on long road trips we had to pee in a damn mason jar. THAT should be illegal.
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                                                                                                                            • L-Pink
                                                                                                                              working on my tan
                                                                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                              • 39151
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by anexsia
                                                                                                                              No, got a public urination charge on top of my public intoxication charge awhile back.
                                                                                                                              Interesting night huh?

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                                                                                                                                • jimmy-3-way
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 3861
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                                                                                  Thats my point though - Why SHOULD it be a risk?

                                                                                                                                  I can understand if its being done obviously, or gratuitously, or because you cant hold your drink...

                                                                                                                                  But if nature calls, and you are only human, and you have NO OTHER OPTION but to wet yourself... Then why the fine?
                                                                                                                                  The fine is to deter people from pissing in public.

                                                                                                                                  The course of action here is to take your piss, enjoy the relieved bladder and pay the fine like a gentleman.
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                                                                                                                                    • CurrentlySober
                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 38995
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                                                                                                                                      The fine is to deter people from pissing in public.

                                                                                                                                      The course of action here is to take your piss, enjoy the relieved bladder and pay the fine like a gentleman.
                                                                                                                                      100% correct !

                                                                                                                                      From now on, I shall consider it to simply be a pissing tax, and enjoy my gentlemen's privilege to the full

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                                                                                                                                        • DamianJ
                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                                          • 15808
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          get a catheter

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                                                                                                                                            • jimmy-3-way
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 3861
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                                                                                              100% correct !

                                                                                                                                              From now on, I shall consider it to simply be a pissing tax, and enjoy my gentlemen's privilege to the full.
                                                                                                                                              AND...look at it this way, every time you have a nice public piss and don't get ticketed, you are pulling a fast one on the man!
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                                                                                                                                                • bns666
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                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                                                  • 11549
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  thread of the day!
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                                                                                                                                                    • Vjo
                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 6082
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by bns666
                                                                                                                                                      thread of the day!
                                                                                                                                                      Agreed CS has the best threads

                                                                                                                                                      As a kid me and my friend would pee down the middle of the street to see who could go the longest after going to the Movie Theatre.

                                                                                                                                                      But it was the 70s, I was about 13 and it was a side street in small town Americana...

                                                                                                                                                      nothing but the dead of night back in



                                                                                                                                                      anyhow, nothing wrong with it, just keep it public, easy to see and gone in the next rain
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                                                                                                                                                        • porno jew
                                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2006
                                                                                                                                                          • 10166
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          http://www.ksdk.com/news/article/227...e-public-safer and many more ... google is your friend.

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                                                                                                                                                            • Vjo
                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 6082
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Next day we'd walk back uptown and very proudly see the dried streams. Small town life



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                                                                                                                                                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                                  • 38323
                                                                                                                                                                  #41


                                                                                                                                                                  On a serious note, I loathe the stench of urine when walking down some streets in San Francisco (although I am sure it is that way in other large urban cities too). Despite regular washings and the availability of public urinals, it is still a huge stinking problem.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • pornmasta
                                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2006
                                                                                                                                                                      • 19839
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      what shall i do if i need to shit and if there is no toilets ?

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                                                                                                                                                                        • junction
                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 2411
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                                                                                          Seriously?
                                                                                                                                                                          It depends on the State, but yes. It also depends on what the cop chooses to write you for.

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