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Old 02-29-2012, 09:23 PM   #1
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Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?

I would like to know if there is a spell available to become a mermaid, one that works.

I am asking people that believe in mermaids. Don't say things like "mermaids don't exist" because I take it very seriously and i find it offensive.
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Old 02-29-2012, 09:26 PM   #2
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Old 02-29-2012, 09:27 PM   #3
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Old 02-29-2012, 09:49 PM   #4
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Yes, there is. You won't like what happens, though.
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Old 02-29-2012, 09:53 PM   #5
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I would like to know if there is a spell available to become a mermaid, one that works.

I am asking people that believe in mermaids. Don't say things like "mermaids don't exist" because I take it very seriously and i find it offensive.
If you watch The Little Mermaid there's a secret spell hidden you could use.
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Old 02-29-2012, 09:56 PM   #6
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like anyone's going to post valuable info like that in public for free
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Old 02-29-2012, 09:58 PM   #7
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Old 03-01-2012, 12:18 AM   #8
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Haven't tried it myself, but since you asked:



...or, you can trip out to this, and see what happens:





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Old 03-01-2012, 06:35 AM   #9
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Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?
Yes. But there isn't an un-mermaid one to reverse it again afterwards. Also you need to be in the sea when you say it or you just end up flapping around by the side of a road until a bus runs you over and all the local cats fight over your remains.
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:36 AM   #10
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Old 03-01-2012, 07:28 AM   #11
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anyone with a brain cell in their head believes in mermaids!

if you started thinking on your own and stop letting others tell you what to do you can stop being a sheep!

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Old 03-01-2012, 07:36 AM   #12
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Everyone that is brave enough to break out from the mainstream media knows that those spells TOTALLY work:





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Old 03-01-2012, 10:14 AM   #13
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Old 03-01-2012, 10:20 AM   #14
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Mermaids are always kids that got abused. Stop child abuse and no more mermaids.

Think about that, IDIOTFACE.
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Old 03-01-2012, 10:49 AM   #15
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I never realized how many male mermaids there were.
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Old 03-01-2012, 03:06 PM   #22
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Thanks for all the advice guys.

I'll be testing you methods later today.
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Old 03-01-2012, 03:10 PM   #23
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