Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?
 

I would like to know if there is a spell available to become a mermaid, one that works.

I am asking people that believe in mermaids. Don't say things like "mermaids don't exist" because I take it very seriously and i find it offensive.

chant i suck cock three times while drowning

Yes, there is. You won't like what happens, though.

If you watch The Little Mermaid there's a secret spell hidden you could use.

like anyone's going to post valuable info like that in public for free

you have to be on the subway at peek time and shout out
i love black cock !
i love black cock !
i love black cock !
works 100%

http://dashowcase.com/wp-content/upl...ay-mermaid.jpg

Haven't tried it myself, but since you asked:



...or, you can trip out to this, and see what happens:



:stoned

ADG

Yes. But there isn't an un-mermaid one to reverse it again afterwards. Also you need to be in the sea when you say it or you just end up flapping around by the side of a road until a bus runs you over and all the local cats fight over your remains.

Ask Juicy.

anyone with a brain cell in their head believes in mermaids!

if you started thinking on your own and stop letting others tell you what to do you can stop being a sheep!

<----4.0 'ivy league' graduate

Everyone that is brave enough to break out from the mainstream media knows that those spells TOTALLY work:

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/20...y_malinghi.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PGXAGMGpwd...ool+merman.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/5wdpxk.jpg

More inspiration for your dreams:

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/20...Centaur516.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3...exiqo1_500.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-o7PazMMXdu...0/Merman-2.jpg

Good luck little tadpole... :xomunch

ADG

Mermaids are always kids that got abused. Stop child abuse and no more mermaids.

Think about that, IDIOTFACE.

NICE, now what were the words to that spell again ?:pimp

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I never realized how many male mermaids there were.

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Paul Markhem is a merMaid

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Oh Fuck :1orglaugh:helpme:helpme:helpme:1orglaugh

Thanks for all the advice guys.

I'll be testing you methods later today.

lay of the pipe buddy