Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?

**papill0n** · 02-29-2012, 07:26 PM

chant i suck cock three times while drowning

**tabasco** · 02-29-2012, 07:27 PM

**garce** · 02-29-2012, 07:49 PM

Yes, there is. You won't like what happens, though.

**anexsia** · 02-29-2012, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by B.Barnato

I would like to know if there is a spell available to become a mermaid, one that works.

I am asking people that believe in mermaids. Don't say things like "mermaids don't exist" because I take it very seriously and i find it offensive.

If you watch The Little Mermaid there's a secret spell hidden you could use.

**baryl** · 02-29-2012, 07:56 PM

like anyone's going to post valuable info like that in public for free

**AllAboutCams** · 02-29-2012, 07:58 PM

you have to be on the subway at peek time and shout out
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works 100%

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 02-29-2012, 10:18 PM

Haven't tried it myself, but since you asked:

...or, you can trip out to this, and see what happens:

ADG

**ottopottomouse** · 03-01-2012, 04:35 AM

Originally posted by B.Barnato

Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?

Yes. But there isn't an un-mermaid one to reverse it again afterwards. Also you need to be in the sea when you say it or you just end up flapping around by the side of a road until a bus runs you over and all the local cats fight over your remains.

**LiveDose** · 03-01-2012, 04:36 AM

Ask Juicy.

**PR_Glen** · 03-01-2012, 05:28 AM

anyone with a brain cell in their head believes in mermaids!

if you started thinking on your own and stop letting others tell you what to do you can stop being a sheep!

<----4.0 'ivy league' graduate

**sperbonzo** · 03-01-2012, 05:36 AM

Everyone that is brave enough to break out from the mainstream media knows that those spells TOTALLY work:

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 03-01-2012, 08:14 AM

More inspiration for your dreams:

Good luck little tadpole...

ADG

**DamianJ** · 03-01-2012, 08:20 AM

Mermaids are always kids that got abused. Stop child abuse and no more mermaids.

Think about that, IDIOTFACE.

**JFK** · 03-01-2012, 08:49 AM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

More inspiration for your dreams:

Good luck little tadpole...

ADG

NICE, now what were the words to that spell again ?

**facialfreak** · 03-01-2012, 08:55 AM

Originally posted by papill0n

chant i suck cock three times while drowning

**anexsia** · 03-01-2012, 09:05 AM

I never realized how many male mermaids there were.

**martinsc** · 03-01-2012, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by tabasco

**BAKO** · 03-01-2012, 09:13 AM

Paul Markhem is a merMaid

**Chosen** · 03-01-2012, 10:04 AM

Originally posted by papill0n

chant i suck cock three times while drowning

**Chosen** · 03-01-2012, 10:06 AM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

Oh Fuck

**B.Barnato** · 03-01-2012, 01:06 PM

Thanks for all the advice guys.

I'll be testing you methods later today.

**sandman!** · 03-01-2012, 01:10 PM

lay of the pipe buddy

Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?

Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?

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