Just Alex

Lets face it people, doesn't matter if its about traffic generation, jigsaw tournaments or content that doesn't have hairy 80's looking bush - Paul knows it all. I think he's pure genius and reincarnated God. He might not know how to set up ccbill price points but everything else belongs to him. Paul, never mind the haters, you're our hero !

__________________

DEA

CaptainHowdy

Tell us something that Paul Markham doesn't know ...

__________________
FLASH SALE INSANITY! deal with a 100% Trusted Seller
Buy Traffic Spots on a High-Quality Network
1 Year or Lifetime — That’s Right, Until the Internet Explodes!

Just Alex

I don't think there is such thing. Lets ask him?

__________________

NaughtyRob

All your base are belong to Paul.

__________________
[email protected]
Skype: 17026955414
Vacares Web Hosting - Protect Your Ass with Included Daily Backups

tabasco

old man don't give a fuck

__________________
"There is no other way to see a thing except to look at it" - fatfoo

cherrylula

You guys would be so bored without him. lol

pornmasta

He doesn't know what he doesn't know !

B.Barnato

I once saw Paul post something I agreed with.

I shut down my laptop and called it a day.

anexsia

This happened to me too, lately he's been posting some stuff I agree with...I had to get off the computer and contemplate the meaning of life.

B.Barnato

I figured I was just dehydrated.

ArsewithClass

Paul's a good guy

ottopottomouse

face it, paul knows more than a woman.

__________________
↑ see post ↑
13101

Just Alex

Paul is not guy. He is not human. He is God. Immortal God.
I mean it.

__________________

anexsia

Had Chris Mallick made a movie about Paul Markham, Epassporte would still be in business and probably bigger then Google.

cherrylula

You guys are going to turn him into the Chuck Norris of internet pron.

Just Alex

Paul >>> Chuck.

End of story.

__________________

Just Alex

I think that is his next movie. He wrote about it on his twitter page.

Talking about major comeback for malick.

__________________

papill0n

I really look forward to reading his next post

JFK

As do I, it will make my month

__________________

FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX
For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

DaLord

Oh God this is getting fucking old.

L-Pink

.

bns666

markham and mallick together ftw!

__________________
⭐ CAM SODA ⭐ STRIPCHAT ⭐
⭐ CHATURBATE ⭐ X LOVE CAM ⭐

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

__________________
Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos



Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

tabasco

Just run any of his previous posts through a word spinner and you won't have to wait

__________________
"There is no other way to see a thing except to look at it" - fatfoo

TheSquealer

Paul asked me to post his reply on his behalf.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

There's a question that's been on my mind lately: Why doesn't Tube Sites try doing something constructive for once in his life? I mean, Tube Sites is capable of going berserk without notice. Let's start with my claim that Tube Sites's intimates get a thrill out of protesting. They have no idea what causes they're fighting for or against. For them, going down to the local protest, carrying a sign, hanging out with Tube Sites, and meeting some other uncouth, blockish blaggards is merely a social event. They're not even aware that Tube Sites keeps trying to deceive us into thinking that he can spread hatred, animosity, and divisiveness and get away with it. The purpose of this deception may be to bring widespread death and degradation to millions of human beings across the face of the Earth. Or maybe the purpose is to make serious dialogue difficult or impossible. Oh what a tangled web Tube Sites weaves when first he practices to deceive.

If Tube Sites is victorious in his quest to leave helpless citizens afraid in the streets, in their jobs, and even in their homes, then his crown will be the funeral wreath of humanity. Although the Battle of Waterloo may have been won on the playing fields of Eton I nevertheless suspect that Tube Sites's picayunish traducements serve only to enable intellectually lazy caitiffs to seek easy answers to the complex problems of the modern world. This just goes to show (to me, at least) that I want to live my life as I see fit. I can't do that while Tube Sites still has the ability to hinder economic growth and job creation. Let me quote to you from the words of my attorney: "Tube Sites's co-conspirators mistake incoherence for sense and think profound anything that is fickle or adversarial." I correctly predicted that Tube Sites would suppress our freedom. Alas, I didn't think he'd do that so effectively?or so soon. Let me put it this way: he can't relate what he sees to any broader principle. That's self-evident, and even Tube Sites would probably agree with me on that. Even so, you may find it instructive to contrast the things I like with the things that he likes. I like listening to music. Tube Sites likes irritating an incredible number of people. I like kittens and puppies. Tube Sites likes fomenting headstrong forms of political tyranny. I like spending time with friends. Tube Sites likes threatening anyone who's bold enough to state that the point at which you discover that there is not much demand for independent thinkers in his posse is not only a moment of disenchantment. It is a moment of resolve, a determination that he should stop telling everyone that his reportages are innovative. More apt words for them might be "static" or "stale" or perhaps even the phrase, "been done" with the possible addition, "too often." What I'm getting at is that it's a pity that two thousand years after Christ, the voices of soulless sociopaths like Tube Sites can still be heard, worse still that they're listened to, and worst of all that anyone believes them.

Tube Sites's idea of snotty, cheeky emotionalism is no political belief. It is a fierce and burning gospel of hatred and intolerance, of murder and destruction, and the unloosing of an intemperate, ludibrious bloodlust. It is, in every literal sense, a linguacious and pagan religion that incites its worshippers to a contemptible frenzy and then prompts them to calumniate helpless Neanderthals. I have only two questions. First, is it really Tube Sites's impression that the existence and perpetuation of hucksterism is its own moral justification? Second?and I shouldn't even have to ask this question but will for those of you who have been napping?why do his yes-men want to ingratiate themselves with him? To recap the main points made in this letter: 1) Tube Sites's grumpy tricks benefit from this sense of "us versus them", 2) investigators who have spent many years attempting to penetrate the dark recesses of his louche underworld frequently conclude that the worst types of slovenly poltroons there are ought to be worshipping at a higher altar than the bottom line of a balance sheet, and 3) he is eating our lunch.

__________________
.
Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.

Rochard

anexsia

Where's the other 7 paragraphs?

jimmycooper

As pathetic as it is to start a thread about Paul just for the sake of generating more impressions to whatever it is you're pimping in your sig, it's even more pathetic to start one just for fun. Looks like somebody is going to miss her Pipo. God help us all.

__________________

Rochard

Magic join links.

__________________
“The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.”
- Sarah Huckabee Sanders

YNOT MAIL | THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

GAMEFINEST

His a legend

__________________
Compound interest.

porno jew

A wall of text is something that is frowned upon in most, actually virtually all Internet societies, including forums, chat boards, and GFY.com. You should not make walls of text because it can get you banned anywhere unless it is a place that encourages walls of text. I highly doubt any place does support something so irritating and annoying, but anything can exist, but not really because unless you are in heaven then that can happen. But no one actually knows that was just a hypothesis, a lame one that is. Actually not really lame. You can create a wall of text supporting site, but you would be hated if you do that, so do not. But you can if you like, but I discourage that. Now on to the actual information of walls of texts. The wall of text was invented when the Internet was invented, but actually it was slow at that time. So whenever it became fast. But there would need to be some free or not free community for people, and that community would be able to have walls of text. But that community probably wouldn't have actually invented the wall of text. So basically, no one except God and Al Gore knows when or where or how the wall of text existed/was invented. Noobs probably invented, but probably not. Who knows. Walls of texts are usually filled with a lot of useless information and junk. Information and junk can be the same, but only if the information is junk or the junk is information. But who cares. The information/junk inside a wall of text are usually related to wherever the wall of text is located, but the best walls of text, which are actually the most irritating, most eye-bleeding ones, are completely random. Walls of text usually make the reader asplode or have their eyes bleed and fall out of their sockets. A number of people can stand it, but not read them. Actually some people can stand and read them. Those people do not have short attention spans. These are boring and patient people who have no life or have all the time in their hands, which are the same, but not really. The punishment of what making walls of text varies of the strictness of the community. But it doesn't really matter. Nobody cares. Walls of texts should be free of links, different font colors, strange characters, which are those other symbols used in society, and capital letters because it ruins the whole purpose of the infamy of walls of texts. It makes them look fucking dumb and weird. Walls of texts are obviously free of huge spaces and outstanding things like capital letters. Of course, paragraphs should never be in a wall of text. Walls of text are known to create nausea, confusion, head explosion, and others. The others being something I can not think of either because I am lazy or if I do not feel like it or I can not actually think of anything. Like what the fuck? That was a rhetorical question right there. What the fuck? You are actually not requesting a satisfactory answer, you just say that because you try to be funny or you feel like it or if you are pissed off. You must get a proper bitch-slapping to stop making walls of text, but if you are weird then that doesn't apply to you. Walls of text are defeated by deleting them or splitting them into paragraphs. Or some other things that would work but will take hours to think of. People are considered a nuisance if they create walls of text. This might be the end. If you hope this is the end, I am not sure. But if I was not sure then I wouldn't be talking. I should know. Or should I? The best way to make a better and good wall of text is to copy and paste what you previously typed or write. Hey, that reminds me. Walls of text aren't always on the internet! They could be anywhere that is able to produce symbols. D'oh. A wall of text is something that is frowned upon in most, actually virtually all Internet societies, including forums, chat boards, and Uncyclopedia. You should not make walls of text because it can get you banned anywhere unless it is a place that encourages walls of text. I highly doubt any place does support something so irritating and annoying, but anything can exist, but not really because unless you are in heaven then that can happen. But no one actually knows that was just a hypothesis, a lame one that is. Actually not really lame. You can created a wall of text supporting site, but you would be hated if you do that, so do not. But you can if you like, but I discourage that. Now on to the actual information of walls of texts. The wall of text was invented when the Internet was invented, but actually it was slow at that time. So whenever it became fast. But there would need to be some free or not free community for people, and that community would be able to have walls of text. But that community probably wouldn't have actually invented the wall of text. So basically, no one except God and Al Gore knows when or where or how the wall of text existed/was invented. Noobs probably invented, but probably not. Who knows. Walls of texts are usually filled with a lot of useless information and junk. Information and junk can be the same, but only if the information is junk or the junk is information. But who cares. The information/junk inside a wall of text are usually related to wherever the wall of text is located, but the best walls of text, which are actually the most irritating, most eye-bleeding ones, are completely random. Walls of text usually make the reader asplode or have their eyes bleed and fall out of their sockets. A number of people can stand it, but not read them. Actually some people can stand and read them. Those people do not have short attention spans. These are boring and patient people who have no life or have all the time in their hands, which are the same, but not really. The punishment of what making walls of text varies of the strictness of the community. But it doesn't really matter. Nobody cares. Walls of texts should be free of links, different font colors, strange characters, which are those other symbols used in society, and capital letters because it ruins the whole purpose of the infamy of walls of texts. It makes them look fucking dumb and weird and dumb. Walls of texts are obviously free of huge spaces and outstanding things like capital letters. Of course, paragraphs should never be in a wall of text. Walls of text are known to create nausea, confusion, head explosion, and others. The others being something I can not think of either because I am lazy or if I do not feel like it or I can not actually think of anything. Like what the fuck? That was a rhetorical question right there. What the fuck? You are actually not requesting a satisfactory answer, you just say that because you try to be funny or you feel like it or if you are pissed off. Now I just copied and pasted part of this huge wall of text, which is actually not. Wait what? Nice right? Ba boom a rhetorical question right there. Is this the end for the sanity of your eyes? What the fuck did you actually read up to here? Or did you skip to near the end and read this? Either way, you fail in life. Just kidding. Or was I? Oh well. Congratulations, or not, actually not. Get a life right now. I found a cheap life on eBay, but cheap lives are rare. Well, good luck in finding one. Not! Okay go kill yourself, but I wasn't meaning that. So go sit in the corner in your house. I do not care which, just stay there and rot. If you are not in a place with a corner, then lucky you. Find one if you can. There is no other option because I said so. Now if you pity yourself for reading this like most do, then do something productive and useful to the environment. My goodness. OK this is me here. I am starting a new section of this article. I didn't read anything in this article above here, but nevermind, because I have something important to say, and you really have to read this. So just skip everything above and just come to this part and start reading and agreeing. The wall of text was invented by engineers using typewriters. Everything was in typewriter font (because it was made on typewriters - remember when I explained that in the previous sentence?) and the point was to use all of the paper, because paper was very expensive back then, it had just been invented I think. So anyway, the point was, no margins at the top or bottom or sides. If you left a quarter inch on the sides of the paper, that was very bad. And the guiding principle was "This was hard to write, so it should be hard to read". Because they were software engineers, not writing engineers. Is there even such a thing a writing engineers? Probably. But anyway, please go back to the top of this article and read it over again. You'll get the point after you read it for approx. 10 to 15 times. OK have you done that now? Good. Now let's be honest - you're not reading down this far. Are you? Nobody would read down this far, unless they were a crazy person. Are you a crazy person? You might be. Now I'm afraid - it's just me alone with a crazy person. No one else has read down this far, just you, so it's just the two of us alone together here. Are you going to do something crazy?

anexsia

this is more like it.

Aka_Bluey

Paul Markham approves ...





.

__________________
Things that make ya go hmmmm....

keysync

He's like the honey badger...

He's pretty bad ass!
And he don't give a shit..

__________________

martinsc

__________________

Make Money

papill0n

wow look how much text this guy wrote!

is he smarter than paul!?!?!

Peace

O my .....You guys really all about bla bla. is there anyone who wants to make money. it is turning into a sekt here. leave Paul along. let Paul be Paul and you just be YOU

__________________
Need Custom or Licensed Content?
Visit PhotoVideoContent.com
Email: [email protected] / Telegram: @romatibet / Skype: Peace888

Sid70

Looks like a pure mind dump to me, you think without paragraphs too?

__________________
Русня, идите нахуй!

Just Alex

Wow, just realized how much I dig her haircut. Took me 10 hours to get over "God" look and see the pussy.

__________________