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TripleXPrint · 02-10-2012, 08:38 PM

Why does my wife make funny faces while we're fucking? Then when I bust a load on her, she looks like I just dumped hot magma on her.

It's hard to stay turned on when your partner constantly has that, "Did you just fart" look on her face. Then when you bust a load on her stomach/chest/face, you'd think you just laid down a big fat Cleveland Steamer on her.

Fuck that shit! How can I tell my woman to make erotic and satisfying faces during sex?

V_RocKs · 02-10-2012, 09:59 PM

I miss Tom...

barcodes · 02-10-2012, 11:08 PM

Might just be her way.

She may not like to be jizzed on as well.

Another option could be discomfort, maybe the position or pace, etc.

She may need to be worked up more before starting as some women tend to need more emotional stimuli before really getting into it

Just throwing out options, not implying anything or trolling in any way.

...............

I remember long ago, meeting up with and eventually fucking this chick while I was out of town. Once we started, she started asking me questions and trying to talk to me while we were fucking. I thought she was trying to be like sexy talking until she started asking me for answers lmfao. ex.. hey, that feels good, does it feel good for you? silence... Does it feel god for you? Jason, does that feel good... She genuinely wanted replies to whatever she said. I would mumble something and she would start again in a sexy voice. If i didn't answer her though she would point out very quickly she wanted answers, lol. Freaked me the fuck out.

Shut the fuck up im trying to fuck you! That's what I wanted to say but I was kind about it and kind of hinted I wasn't much of a talker after. It didn't work out in the end and I couldn't have sex with her after that. I just couldn't imagine that on a daily basis. I guess we just didn't match up in that way.

...............

Anyway, my point is maybe talking about it may help, she may not even realize she is doing it, or as stated above, there may be an underlying issue.

Either way, best of luck with it, I hope for the best.

ArsewithClass · 02-10-2012, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleXPrint

Why does my wife make funny faces while we're fucking? Then when I bust a load on her, she looks like I just dumped hot magma on her.

It's hard to stay turned on when your partner constantly has that, "Did you just fart" look on her face. Then when you bust a load on her stomach/chest/face, you'd think you just laid down a big fat Cleveland Steamer on her.

Fuck that shit! How can I tell my woman to make erotic and satisfying faces during sex?

From your first sentence, I would say you were looking for attention because you don't get it.... "dumping hot magma"???? Are you wishing????

From the second sentence, I reckon you should enjoy holding your woman more, pumping your load inside your honey while holding her nice & tight to you, feeling her tits rub up & down your chest....

By this third sentence, I'm now wondering whether you are talking about a bird you have just met or chatting shit!>?

This is your partner.... speak to her & not us lot man.... are you a jack arse or a man

Spunky · 02-10-2012, 11:21 PM

Flip her on her belly and push the back of her head deeper into the pillow to muffle her screams
Hork on her asshole and slam it in
Chicks dig a good rump fuck

Mike Honcho · 02-11-2012, 02:36 AM

You could actually please her? Then I can guarantee she'll make those faces naturally without you having to say a word.

Cheers

kane · 02-11-2012, 02:51 AM

She is trying to tell you that she wants it in the butt.

JFK · 02-11-2012, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by kane

She is trying to tell you that she wants it in the butt.

seems to be a popular option

02-10-2012, 08:38 PM	#1
TripleXPrint Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 983	First time caller...long time listener. Why does my wife make funny faces while we're fucking? Then when I bust a load on her, she looks like I just dumped hot magma on her. It's hard to stay turned on when your partner constantly has that, "Did you just fart" look on her face. Then when you bust a load on her stomach/chest/face, you'd think you just laid down a big fat Cleveland Steamer on her. Fuck that shit! How can I tell my woman to make erotic and satisfying faces during sex? __________________ Skype: Triplexprint

02-10-2012, 11:08 PM	#3
barcodes Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Florida Posts: 2,040	Might just be her way. She may not like to be jizzed on as well. Another option could be discomfort, maybe the position or pace, etc. She may need to be worked up more before starting as some women tend to need more emotional stimuli before really getting into it Just throwing out options, not implying anything or trolling in any way. ............... I remember long ago, meeting up with and eventually fucking this chick while I was out of town. Once we started, she started asking me questions and trying to talk to me while we were fucking. I thought she was trying to be like sexy talking until she started asking me for answers lmfao. ex.. hey, that feels good, does it feel good for you? silence... Does it feel god for you? Jason, does that feel good... She genuinely wanted replies to whatever she said. I would mumble something and she would start again in a sexy voice. If i didn't answer her though she would point out very quickly she wanted answers, lol. Freaked me the fuck out. Shut the fuck up im trying to fuck you! That's what I wanted to say but I was kind about it and kind of hinted I wasn't much of a talker after. It didn't work out in the end and I couldn't have sex with her after that. I just couldn't imagine that on a daily basis. I guess we just didn't match up in that way. ............... Anyway, my point is maybe talking about it may help, she may not even realize she is doing it, or as stated above, there may be an underlying issue. Either way, best of luck with it, I hope for the best. Last edited by barcodes; 02-10-2012 at 11:10 PM..

02-10-2012, 11:21 PM	#5
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,934	Flip her on her belly and push the back of her head deeper into the pillow to muffle her screams Hork on her asshole and slam it in Chicks dig a good rump fuck __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

02-10-2012, 09:59 PM	#2
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	I miss Tom...

02-11-2012, 02:36 AM	#6
Mike Honcho Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: FL Posts: 1,608	You could actually please her? Then I can guarantee she'll make those faces naturally without you having to say a word. Cheers

02-11-2012, 02:51 AM	#7
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	She is trying to tell you that she wants it in the butt.