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Old 02-10-2012, 11:15 PM  
ArsewithClass
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Originally Posted by TripleXPrint View Post
Why does my wife make funny faces while we're fucking? Then when I bust a load on her, she looks like I just dumped hot magma on her.

It's hard to stay turned on when your partner constantly has that, "Did you just fart" look on her face. Then when you bust a load on her stomach/chest/face, you'd think you just laid down a big fat Cleveland Steamer on her.

Fuck that shit! How can I tell my woman to make erotic and satisfying faces during sex?
From your first sentence, I would say you were looking for attention because you don't get it.... "dumping hot magma"???? Are you wishing????

From the second sentence, I reckon you should enjoy holding your woman more, pumping your load inside your honey while holding her nice & tight to you, feeling her tits rub up & down your chest....

By this third sentence, I'm now wondering whether you are talking about a bird you have just met or chatting shit!>?


This is your partner.... speak to her & not us lot man.... are you a jack arse or a man
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