First time caller...long time listener.
 

Why does my wife make funny faces while we're fucking? Then when I bust a load on her, she looks like I just dumped hot magma on her.

It's hard to stay turned on when your partner constantly has that, "Did you just fart" look on her face. Then when you bust a load on her stomach/chest/face, you'd think you just laid down a big fat Cleveland Steamer on her.

Fuck that shit! How can I tell my woman to make erotic and satisfying faces during sex?

I miss Tom...

Might just be her way.

She may not like to be jizzed on as well.

Another option could be discomfort, maybe the position or pace, etc.

She may need to be worked up more before starting as some women tend to need more emotional stimuli before really getting into it

Just throwing out options, not implying anything or trolling in any way.

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I remember long ago, meeting up with and eventually fucking this chick while I was out of town. Once we started, she started asking me questions and trying to talk to me while we were fucking. I thought she was trying to be like sexy talking until she started asking me for answers lmfao. ex.. hey, that feels good, does it feel good for you? silence... Does it feel god for you? Jason, does that feel good... She genuinely wanted replies to whatever she said. I would mumble something and she would start again in a sexy voice. If i didn't answer her though she would point out very quickly she wanted answers, lol. Freaked me the fuck out.

Shut the fuck up im trying to fuck you! That's what I wanted to say but I was kind about it and kind of hinted I wasn't much of a talker after. It didn't work out in the end and I couldn't have sex with her after that. I just couldn't imagine that on a daily basis. I guess we just didn't match up in that way.

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Anyway, my point is maybe talking about it may help, she may not even realize she is doing it, or as stated above, there may be an underlying issue.

Either way, best of luck with it, I hope for the best. :thumbsup

From your first sentence, I would say you were looking for attention because you don't get it.... "dumping hot magma"???? Are you wishing????

From the second sentence, I reckon you should enjoy holding your woman more, pumping your load inside your honey while holding her nice & tight to you, feeling her tits rub up & down your chest....

By this third sentence, I'm now wondering whether you are talking about a bird you have just met or chatting shit!>?


This is your partner.... speak to her & not us lot man.... are you a jack arse or a man :thumbsup

Flip her on her belly and push the back of her head deeper into the pillow to muffle her screams
Hork on her asshole and slam it in
Chicks dig a good rump fuck

You could actually please her? Then I can guarantee she'll make those faces naturally without you having to say a word.

:2 cents: Cheers :2 cents:

She is trying to tell you that she wants it in the butt.

seems to be a popular option:thumbsup