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seeme · 02-08-2012, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by astronaut x

The fact that you think that's cool says a lot about your character.

Dark humor at its worst.

BlackCrayon · 02-08-2012, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by astronaut x

I ride on the sidewalk all the time. Cops see me on the sidewalk all the time.
It's illegal to ride on the sidewalk. I have never got a ticket for riding on the sidewalk.

I prefer to ride on the sidewalk. I purposely avoid routes that don't have sidewalks.
Fuck, I won't even ride on some of the bike lanes that are right next to traffic.

I would rather pay a ticket for riding on a sidewalk then buy the farm riding on the street.

same here. i gladly get out of the way of any pedestrians but there are too many crazy fuckers/drunk or high fuckers out there on the roads. you never hear of someone getting run over in the sidewalk. i'd rather get a ticket for being on the sidewalk than become roadkill.

rowan · 02-08-2012, 07:48 AM

I ride rarely (like seriously, a couple of hours a year for the past 3 years) and I've already had one near miss. Was riding along a suburban street, minding my own business, when a car pulled out from a side street across my path. I managed to brake in time, ended up only about a foot from their door, and my back wheel was up in the air.

I agree there are stupid cyclists, but it's the stupid drivers I'm more worried about... you do the right thing but get hit by an idiot, you're going to be seriously injured, or dead. That's why I hate riding on the road.

John-ACWM · 02-08-2012, 10:38 AM

Some are idiots but so are some drivers.

Matyko · 02-08-2012, 02:22 PM

Riding a bicycle in the traffic of Budapest on a sunny autumn afternoon on acid = priceless
In the last ten years I converted a few of my friends from car-fanatics to bicycle-maniacs. On one of my best childhood friends this conversion went so well he sold his 2nd gen Camaro [almost flawless condition, rarity around here] and was riding bike instead. He moved from Budapest to Dublin and than San Francisco and he Still does not own any cars, but rides bicycles.

This is one of the best inventions of humanity, period.

Matyko · 02-09-2012, 01:32 AM

xenigo · 02-09-2012, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

same here. i gladly get out of the way of any pedestrians but there are too many crazy fuckers/drunk or high fuckers out there on the roads. you never hear of someone getting run over in the sidewalk. i'd rather get a ticket for being on the sidewalk than become roadkill.

A couple pedestrians are killed every year in San Francisco by bicycles on the sidewalk.

xenigo · 02-09-2012, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by arock10

Seems there are a lot of pissed of people in cars stuck at red lights or in traffic in this thread. I'd rather be two blocks further down the road then stuck stopped at a light with people in huge cars feeling like that

You think it's about animosity of efficiency. LOL

Tonight I was driving through Oakland on a major street coming back from Target at 7pm. Sun had gone down, and it was completely dark out. I'm turning right, stopped, signalling. I look to my left, and I look to my right. Nobody there. I hit the gas... suddenly there's a black bicyclist wearing all black, no reflectors, no light, no helmet going about 30mph down the wrong way.

I just about came in contact with this person, as they swerved around my car.

And then not 1 minute later as I was driving down the same street, there was a bicyclist wearing all black riding full speed down the center of the #1 lane, without lights... again, going the wrong way... looked like they wanted to play chicken.

Again I had to slam my brakes hard and do a quick merge right to avoid hitting this person.

So... uh... you think this behavior pisses people off because they get though traffic quickly?

I think if you were in my situation you'd have run one of these guys over. And then someone here would want to ridicule you about being envious of their ability to make it to the next red light.

Sure!

BlackCrayon · 02-09-2012, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by xenigo

A couple pedestrians are killed every year in San Francisco by bicycles on the sidewalk.

there are much more cars killing bikers and pedestrians than the other way around. here in ottawa there seems to be people getting hit by buses every year. thats gotta hurt.

alextokyo · 02-09-2012, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by arock10

That shit is infuriating to watch, what a bunch of twats.

I was fucking PRAYING for a wipeout.

Fuck cyclists and their skin tight spandex underpants.

alextokyo · 02-09-2012, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

That driver should be rewarded.

astronaut x · 02-09-2012, 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by xenigo

A couple pedestrians are killed every year in San Francisco by bicycles on the sidewalk.

Oh fuck. You are relentless.

You win, "All people on bikes are officially douchebags"

and don't think that doesn't include you.

Are you happy now?

For fucks sake.

astronaut x · 02-09-2012, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by xenigo

You think it's about animosity of efficiency. LOL

Tonight I was driving through Oakland on a major street coming back from Target at 7pm. Sun had gone down, and it was completely dark out. I'm turning right, stopped, signalling. I look to my left, and I look to my right. Nobody there. I hit the gas... suddenly there's a black bicyclist wearing all black, no reflectors, no light, no helmet going about 30mph down the wrong way.

I just about came in contact with this person, as they swerved around my car.

And then not 1 minute later as I was driving down the same street, there was a bicyclist wearing all black riding full speed down the center of the #1 lane, without lights... again, going the wrong way... looked like they wanted to play chicken.

Again I had to slam my brakes hard and do a quick merge right to avoid hitting this person.

So... uh... you think this behavior pisses people off because they get though traffic quickly?

I think if you were in my situation you'd have run one of these guys over. And then someone here would want to ridicule you about being envious of their ability to make it to the next red light.

Sure!

If your having such a hard time, please stay off the road. Period.

Somehow I envisioning you leaving the rode and running me over on the SIDEWALK.

astronaut x · 02-09-2012, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by alextokyo

That driver should be rewarded.

You should be run over and someone should get a pat on the back for doing so

Fletch XXX · 02-09-2012, 06:21 AM

you could easily change this thread title to just about anything.

how about...

"people on motorcycles are idiots"

guys on Ninjas doing 110 between lanes are the real issue not someone on a side street on a bicycle,... no one bicycles on freeways, yet motorcyclists do 100mph every minute of the day ,... lol

alextokyo · 02-09-2012, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by astronaut x

You should be run over and someone should get a pat on the back for doing so

Uh oh, looks like we have a Lance Armstrong wannabe in the house.

Someone distract him with Apple products while I go run over his precious "fixie" with my truck.

Jman · 02-09-2012, 06:28 AM

Actually Some People are stupid, no arguing that at all and within those stupid people Some ride bikes.

Funny thing is I think it's stupid to ride a bike on sidewalk where pedestrians are walking, and some time with small animals.

Bikes belong on the road and it is to the popo to start giving more tickets to bike riders not respecting the code of the road.

Fletch XXX · 02-09-2012, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Crak_JMan

more tickets to bike riders not respecting the code of the road.

you realize this forum is filled with people who speed right? this forum is filled with law breakers, and now bicylists are a problem? LOL

Kind of funny seeing people on gfy complain about people on bicycles, meanwhile their webmaster friend is doing 100 on PCH right now LOL

who on this thread never speeds? LOL

Matyko · 02-09-2012, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

you realize this forum is filled with people who speed right? this forum is filled with law breakers, and now bicylists are a problem? LOL

Kind of funny seeing people on gfy complain about people on bicycles, meanwhile their webmaster friend is doing 100 on PCH right now LOL

who on this thread never speeds? LOL

What he said

Coup · 02-09-2012, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by arock10

riding a bike in traffic is awesome. If you are breaking the law on a bike and get hit, well that is your own damn fault, but most cyclist doing that realize this

fuck your sidewalks

Can't decide if this is 2 up or 2 down

Anthony · 02-09-2012, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I prefer an air horn to really make them jump

I just took up riding the last 3 months. I bought an AirZound after getting hoarse yelling at asian women drivers here in LA to pay the fuck attention. 115 decibels gets their attention.

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

People on bikes... are probably in better shape than you are. Except for those guys in the pic that Vendzilla posted.

I've found this to be the truth. I can't believe I used to take a car to drive down to the store a mile away. Three months later, I'm in the 220's, and in better shape than I was a decade ago (260lbs). All just by getting my lazy ass on a bike.

jimmy-3-way · 02-09-2012, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by astronaut x

I ride on the sidewalk all the time. Cops see me on the sidewalk all the time.
It's illegal to ride on the sidewalk. I have never got a ticket for riding on the sidewalk.

I prefer to ride on the sidewalk. I purposely avoid routes that don't have sidewalks.
Fuck, I won't even ride on some of the bike lanes that are right next to traffic.

I would rather pay a ticket for riding on a sidewalk then buy the farm riding on the street.

You = selfish arsehole.

You are what is GENERALLY wrong with society, people who are selfish asses who flaunt the rules because they think they are too good to follow them.

BlackCrayon · 02-10-2012, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

You = selfish arsehole.

You are what is GENERALLY wrong with society, people who are selfish asses who flaunt the rules because they think they are too good to follow them.

or maybe he doesn't want to risk getting hit by a car. is the only other option to not ride a bike at all? get real.

ruff · 02-10-2012, 06:58 AM

The trouble with bikers is that they are whiners. They get run over all the time here in Miami, because the roads are full of drivers that learned to drive on a burro. They do whatever they want and then cry about it. Why would you ride in traffic when there is a perfectly good sidewalk full of fat tourists to ride on? I'm a biker, just not a stupid biker.

arock10 · 02-10-2012, 02:56 PM

So gfy is:
10% of gfy cyclists follow the rule of whatever goes so long you dont get hit
10% of gfy cyclists are more the spandex wearing country cruising but still fully legit cyclists
40% wished all cyclists would die
40% weigh 300lbs and ride their bikes 3mph on the sidewalk to pick up their 40oz and pack of cigs

jimmy-3-way · 02-10-2012, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

or maybe he doesn't want to risk getting hit by a car. is the only other option to not ride a bike at all? get real.

You act like riding a bike is more dangerous than driving a car - it ain't.

If you are too much of a pussy to ride in the bike lane you don't get to ride a bike, that's correct.

jimmy-3-way · 02-10-2012, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ruff

why would you ride in traffic when there is a perfectly good sidewalk full of fat tourists to ride on?

Because it fucking has WALK right in the name - side and then WALK. It's not the side BIKE. It's not a mixed use trail. It's the motherfucking sidewalk.

xenigo · 02-11-2012, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by astronaut x

If your having such a hard time, please stay off the road. Period.

Somehow I envisioning you leaving the rode and running me over on the SIDEWALK.

Funny. I've never driven on the sidewalk. But if you happen to drive through Oakland on San Pablo Blvd. at 3am, you will -guaranteed- come across people riding in your direction down the center lane.

If I had a GoPro cam, you'd laugh your ass off. And then you'd shut it.

Quit trying to say I'm somehow incompetent behind the wheel because all the recycling collectors riding bicycles enjoy doing stupid shit that gets themselves killed on a daily basis.

xenigo · 02-11-2012, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by astronaut x

If your having such a hard time, please stay off the road. Period.

Somehow I envisioning you leaving the rode and running me over on the SIDEWALK.

And BTW, do you ride down the center lane opposing traffic going full speed? That's what I'm talking about. What do you mean "if you're having such a hard time"? If you splatter on my windshield, how is that my issue? I'm not having such a hard time doing that. The liability is yours. I hope the recycling you're picking up pays your medical bills, cause you're going to need it.

I see it every day, every day, 'round the clock. Are you backing these idiots up?

Mike Honcho · 02-11-2012, 03:06 AM

When I ride my bike I always ride on the sidewalk, fuck trusting any drivers.

BlackCrayon · 02-11-2012, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

You act like riding a bike is more dangerous than driving a car - it ain't.

If you are too much of a pussy to ride in the bike lane you don't get to ride a bike, that's correct.

getting into a car accident going 30mph vs getting his by a car while on your bike at 30mph..which is going to hurt more?

Socks · 02-11-2012, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

They want to ride on the road, but dont wanna follow the laws.

Stay on the sidewalk please.

Going through redlights etc.

Yeah because people on cars never go through red lights.

Probably my #1 pet peeve. One time I was trying to make a left hand turn in the middle of an intersection, the light turned yellow, then red, and a pickup truck driver WITH a family of people in his cab TOWING their car just coasted through.. So I pulled a U turn, got in front of him, wedged my car so he couldn't go anywhere.. Got out and asked him wtf he was doing... Then I realized he was a tow truck driver, and I'm 160 soaking wet.. and he was calling his buddies... So I decided to leave. But I hope I made my point clear. :D

u-Bob · 02-11-2012, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by arock10

riding a bike in traffic is awesome. If you are breaking the law on a bike and get hit, well that is your own damn fault, but most cyclist doing that realize this

fuck your sidewalks

If they tried that over here, they would have ended up in hospital. Pedestrians over here don't take kindly to being cut off (being put in danger) by cyclists that ignore the rules and the safety of the pedestrians.

vending_machine · 02-11-2012, 11:44 AM

If your name is Vendzilla you are a douche.

BareBacked · 02-11-2012, 11:50 AM

Yes heaven forbid some one wants to get some exercise
they should all stay home eat mcdonalds and play online video games

arock10 · 02-11-2012, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

If they tried that over here, they would have ended up in hospital. Pedestrians over here don't take kindly to being cut off (being put in danger) by cyclists that ignore the rules and the safety of the pedestrians.

I don't know where you live but it's doubtful there are more asshole pedestrians there then in NYC. Every pedestrian I have hit on a bike was illegally jaywalking and apologized immediately.

ruff · 02-11-2012, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

Because it fucking has WALK right in the name - side and then WALK. It's not the side BIKE. It's not a mixed use trail. It's the motherfucking sidewalk.

Exacty. As a biker I will ride the fuck where I want. And it is a mixed use trail. You think because it has the word walk in the name, that means only walk? It might be, highway has "high" in it, and most drivers seem to be high on something.

vending_machine · 02-11-2012, 12:47 PM

For those curious about the image of the car plowing through a group of cyclists..

http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/bikerace.asp

1 cyclist died, 10 were injured - drunk driver fell asleep at the wheel.

nikki99 · 02-11-2012, 12:51 PM

I use to rollerblade and yes people on bikes are totally douchbags, they keep telling u is a BIKE road only when the law says is for any sports OVER WHEELS...

stupid people... so I can confirm this

Coup · 02-11-2012, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by arock10

So gfy is:
10% of gfy cyclists follow the rule of whatever goes so long you dont get hit
10% of gfy cyclists are more the spandex wearing country cruising but still fully legit cyclists
40% wished all cyclists would die
40% weigh 300lbs and ride their bikes 3mph on the sidewalk to pick up their 40oz and pack of cigs

you forgot the 0.000001% that are Luggage Fans

arock10 · 02-11-2012, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Coup

you forgot the 0.000001% that are Luggage Fans

ok I am taking the hint

2up or 2down?

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