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borked · 01-30-2012, 02:01 PM

As I've been stuck on something for a few days, I've been in surf mode, except the internet has let me down in the quest for knowledge. I've surfed the lot, dusted out every nook and cranny, and it's quite mundane. Totally disappointing.

Even GFY has been slow recently, unable to tickle my pickle.

So, as I quite enjoy these kind of threads, I'll throw one out myself... just to pass the time.

Consider it 1 hour of my life wasted... but fire away. Ask me whatever floats your boat and I'll answer it, best I can.

sleep (3600);
die ('that was worthwhile');

MrE · 01-30-2012, 02:06 PM

Ok ill start. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?

borked · 01-30-2012, 02:07 PM

because of total insecurity. They are fed up of being the hero and never getting the sexual attention they need, they find it necessary to draw attention to the sexual reproductive organs to attract a mate.

CurrentlySober · 01-30-2012, 02:07 PM

Why is it that your weather thing is sometimes for my town, sometimes the town 7 miles away, and sometimes for a town over 199 miles away?

borked · 01-30-2012, 02:09 PM

because you are too skint to pay for a decent internet access with a static IP :P

;)

AdultKing · 01-30-2012, 02:11 PM

Is SEO Hosting a scam ? Is there any tangible benefit from an SEO point of view to having interlinked sites on different IP addresses or is Google smarter than that ?

MrE · 01-30-2012, 02:11 PM

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

borked · 01-30-2012, 02:11 PM

1. Google is smarter than me.
2. All other replies are voided by #1.

borked · 01-30-2012, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrE

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

old dinosaur that once lived.

or a book I goes to when they can't find a simile

--edit
changed "a book one goes to" to "a book I go to"
ymmv

AnimeFevers · 01-30-2012, 02:14 PM

How big is your cock?

borked · 01-30-2012, 02:16 PM

16.1cm at last measure.

AnimeFevers · 01-30-2012, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked

16.1cm at last measure.

Is that on the flop or erect?

RyuLion · 01-30-2012, 02:17 PM

Why do dogs have cold noses?

Scott McD · 01-30-2012, 02:18 PM

Pats or Giants ??

Verbal · 01-30-2012, 02:18 PM

What font is this in the "Management" image below?

borked · 01-30-2012, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimeFevers

Is that on the flop or erect?

does it matter?

borked · 01-30-2012, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Pats or Giants ??

The Rovers.

borked · 01-30-2012, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbal

What font is this in the "Management" image below?

No idea, but it looks like it comes from the internet back in the late 90's
Shouldn't it be flashing?

Verbal · 01-30-2012, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked

No idea, but it looks like it comes from the internet back in the late 90's
Shouldn't it be flashing?

Tell me about it ... I haz no other choice.

Joshua G · 01-30-2012, 02:22 PM

do you think mighty mouse can beat superman? Teddy Duchamp says there's no way, because mighty mouse is a cartoon, & superman is a real guy. What say you?

borked · 01-30-2012, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshgirls

do you think mighty mouse can beat superman? Teddy Duchamp says there's no way, because mighty mouse is a cartoon, & superman is a real guy. What say you?

For me, superman was a cartoon too and was my hero, so was Dennis the Menace . However mighty mouse was simply something I watched on TV. I'd say anything I read was more true than anything I saw on TV, cos it takes more imagination to write than to produce.

So, Superman and Dennis could whip MM's ass

borked · 01-30-2012, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbal

Tell me about it ... I haz no other choice.

I'm not obsessed by genitalia, neither mine nor others', so I'll leave it to your imagination

--edit - sorry verbal, I took this as a misreply to another question!!!

AnimeFevers · 01-30-2012, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked

does it matter?

Hey I'm asking the questions here

borked · 01-30-2012, 02:31 PM

No it doesn't

^^^ yeah, so I'm answering them :P

borked · 01-30-2012, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbal

Tell me about it ... I haz no other choice.

I know shit about design, let alone type face. Howerver, it has no Serif. Is that good enough?

Sorry for linking fonts to genitalia!

RyuLion · 01-30-2012, 02:36 PM

Will a umbrella help when the sky falls?

borked · 01-30-2012, 02:37 PM

Not really as there is nothing up there to hurt you. Unless of course a Jumbo happens to be overhead, and in which case, no.

of course, it will keep you dry from the atmospheric humidity suddenly descending on you, but I don't think being wet is the major priority in this situation

RyuLion · 01-30-2012, 02:39 PM

Why do dogs have cold noses?

Pornopat · 01-30-2012, 02:40 PM

Would you like a harsh handjob?

borked · 01-30-2012, 02:40 PM

because there are few blood vessels in them

borked · 01-30-2012, 02:40 PM

This forum requires that you wait 35 seconds between posts. Please try again in 25 seconds.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat

Would you like a harsh handjob?

no thanks.

ottopottomouse · 01-30-2012, 02:42 PM

Why has iMacros been driving me nuts?

borked · 01-30-2012, 02:44 PM

Damn, I had to Google.... and I still don't know why!
Stop using iMacros?

borked · 01-30-2012, 02:45 PM

yeah, definitely stop using iMacros, cos it's too basic....

borked · 01-30-2012, 02:47 PM

t-15 mins;

RyuLion · 01-30-2012, 02:48 PM

If 48y2 + y − 6778 = x, then what does y smell like?

globofun · 01-30-2012, 02:49 PM

Will 12clicks be posting in this thread?

RyuLion · 01-30-2012, 02:50 PM

An isosceles triangle is drawn so that it has the same area as the above square (i.e. x), and with two sides that are equal to the square root of x (henceforth dubbed y). What is the length of the third side?

borked · 01-30-2012, 02:52 PM

ask currently sober?

borked · 01-30-2012, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by globofun

Will 12clicks be posting in this thread?

I don't piss high enough, so I doubt it.

Juicy D. Links · 01-30-2012, 02:56 PM

if a chick starts tossing my salad and I dont stop her does that make me gay?

borked · 01-30-2012, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion

An isosceles triangle is drawn so that it has the same area as the above square (i.e. x), and with two sides that are equal to the square root of x (henceforth dubbed y). What is the length of the third side?

wtf is with these maths question?!!!

1:1:sqroot 2
is all I ever retained of isosceles... 2 are equal, the thirst is the square of 2 of those....

and ?

borked · 01-30-2012, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

if a chick starts tossing my salad and I dont stop her does that make me gay?

no, you will end up with a tossed salad.
Eat and enjoy.

borked · 01-30-2012, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked

wtf is with these maths question?!!!

1:1:sqroot 2
is all I ever retained of isosceles... 2 are equal, the thirst is the square of 2 of those....

and ?

I think I should stand corrected on this.... I think it only happens with right-angle triangles.

so fuck that

borked · 01-30-2012, 03:02 PM

pffffft and never even made page 2

I am sorely disappointed!

CurrentlySober · 01-30-2012, 03:04 PM

What would you do, to pass the time, for 9 hours, on a cold day with no electricity, heat, mobile phone, battery gaming device, or internet? Basically NOTHING AT ALL ?

Juicy D. Links · 01-30-2012, 03:05 PM

if a guy accidently sticks a dildo in my butt and I dont take it out is that gay?

RyuLion · 01-30-2012, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked

I think I should stand corrected on this.... I think it only happens with right-angle triangles.

so fuck that

(I'm just messing with you, by throwing you some math problems)

borked · 01-30-2012, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

What would you do, to pass the time, for 9 hours, on a cold day with no electricity, heat, mobile phone, battery gaming device, or internet? Basically NOTHING AT ALL ?

even though you just got in after the lock, I'll answer that ;)

funnily enough that happened recently... 48 hours without anything - internet, electricty (and the place wasn't on a gas line).

Made for a wonderful time - you just chat, play "huggles", build a bbq (yup, even when it's snowing outisde!) and have fun - you know how that all was b4 the internet, surely!

DWB · 01-30-2012, 03:12 PM

Perhaps the best guy in the entire business for streaming and encrypted video says you can ask him anything for an hour and you fuck nuts are asking about dog dicks.

Incredible.

My question if it's not too late: Why do you prefer JW Player over Flow Player?

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