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For the next hour, I'll answer your questions as best as I can
As I've been stuck on something for a few days, I've been in surf mode, except the internet has let me down in the quest for knowledge. I've surfed the lot, dusted out every nook and cranny, and it's quite mundane. Totally disappointing.
Even GFY has been slow recently, unable to tickle my pickle. So, as I quite enjoy these kind of threads, I'll throw one out myself... just to pass the time. Consider it 1 hour of my life wasted... but fire away. Ask me whatever floats your boat and I'll answer it, best I can. sleep (3600); die ('that was worthwhile'); |
Ok ill start. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
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because of total insecurity. They are fed up of being the hero and never getting the sexual attention they need, they find it necessary to draw attention to the sexual reproductive organs to attract a mate.
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Why is it that your weather thing is sometimes for my town, sometimes the town 7 miles away, and sometimes for a town over 199 miles away?
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because you are too skint to pay for a decent internet access with a static IP :P
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Is SEO Hosting a scam ? Is there any tangible benefit from an SEO point of view to having interlinked sites on different IP addresses or is Google smarter than that ?
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What is another word for "thesaurus"?
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1. Google is smarter than me.
2. All other replies are voided by #1. |
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or a book I goes to when they can't find a simile --edit changed "a book one goes to" to "a book I go to" ymmv |
How big is your cock?
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16.1cm at last measure.
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Why do dogs have cold noses?
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Pats or Giants ??
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What font is this in the "Management" image below?
http://www.itistic.com/projects/fcmfl/fonttest2.gif |
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Shouldn't it be flashing? |
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do you think mighty mouse can beat superman? Teddy Duchamp says there's no way, because mighty mouse is a cartoon, & superman is a real guy. What say you?
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So, Superman and Dennis could whip MM's ass |
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--edit - sorry verbal, I took this as a misreply to another question!!! |
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No it doesn't
^^^ yeah, so I'm answering them :P |
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Sorry for linking fonts to genitalia! |
Will a umbrella help when the sky falls?
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Not really as there is nothing up there to hurt you. Unless of course a Jumbo happens to be overhead, and in which case, no.
of course, it will keep you dry from the atmospheric humidity suddenly descending on you, but I don't think being wet is the major priority in this situation |
Why do dogs have cold noses?
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Would you like a harsh handjob?
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because there are few blood vessels in them
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Why has iMacros been driving me nuts?
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Damn, I had to Google.... and I still don't know why!
Stop using iMacros? |
yeah, definitely stop using iMacros, cos it's too basic....
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t-15 mins;
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If 48y2 + y − 6778 = x, then what does y smell like?
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Will 12clicks be posting in this thread?
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An isosceles triangle is drawn so that it has the same area as the above square (i.e. x), and with two sides that are equal to the square root of x (henceforth dubbed y). What is the length of the third side?
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ask currently sober?
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if a chick starts tossing my salad and I dont stop her does that make me gay?
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1:1:sqroot 2 is all I ever retained of isosceles... 2 are equal, the thirst is the square of 2 of those.... and ? |
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Eat and enjoy. |
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so fuck that :thumbsup |
pffffft and never even made page 2
I am sorely disappointed! |
What would you do, to pass the time, for 9 hours, on a cold day with no electricity, heat, mobile phone, battery gaming device, or internet? Basically NOTHING AT ALL ?
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if a guy accidently sticks a dildo in my butt and I dont take it out is that gay?
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(I'm just messing with you, by throwing you some math problems) :1orglaugh |
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funnily enough that happened recently... 48 hours without anything - internet, electricty (and the place wasn't on a gas line). Made for a wonderful time - you just chat, play "huggles", build a bbq (yup, even when it's snowing outisde!) and have fun - you know how that all was b4 the internet, surely! |
Perhaps the best guy in the entire business for streaming and encrypted video says you can ask him anything for an hour and you fuck nuts are asking about dog dicks.
Incredible. My question if it's not too late: Why do you prefer JW Player over Flow Player? |
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