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borked 01-30-2012 02:01 PM

For the next hour, I'll answer your questions as best as I can
 
As I've been stuck on something for a few days, I've been in surf mode, except the internet has let me down in the quest for knowledge. I've surfed the lot, dusted out every nook and cranny, and it's quite mundane. Totally disappointing.

Even GFY has been slow recently, unable to tickle my pickle.

So, as I quite enjoy these kind of threads, I'll throw one out myself... just to pass the time.

Consider it 1 hour of my life wasted... but fire away. Ask me whatever floats your boat and I'll answer it, best I can.

sleep (3600);
die ('that was worthwhile');

MrE 01-30-2012 02:06 PM

Ok ill start. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?

borked 01-30-2012 02:07 PM

because of total insecurity. They are fed up of being the hero and never getting the sexual attention they need, they find it necessary to draw attention to the sexual reproductive organs to attract a mate.

CurrentlySober 01-30-2012 02:07 PM

Why is it that your weather thing is sometimes for my town, sometimes the town 7 miles away, and sometimes for a town over 199 miles away?

borked 01-30-2012 02:09 PM

because you are too skint to pay for a decent internet access with a static IP :P


;)

AdultKing 01-30-2012 02:11 PM

Is SEO Hosting a scam ? Is there any tangible benefit from an SEO point of view to having interlinked sites on different IP addresses or is Google smarter than that ?

MrE 01-30-2012 02:11 PM

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

borked 01-30-2012 02:11 PM

1. Google is smarter than me.
2. All other replies are voided by #1.

borked 01-30-2012 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrE (Post 18721514)
What is another word for "thesaurus"?

old dinosaur that once lived.

or a book I goes to when they can't find a simile

--edit
changed "a book one goes to" to "a book I go to"
ymmv

AnimeFevers 01-30-2012 02:14 PM

How big is your cock?

borked 01-30-2012 02:16 PM

16.1cm at last measure.

AnimeFevers 01-30-2012 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 18721531)
16.1cm at last measure.

Is that on the flop or erect?

RyuLion 01-30-2012 02:17 PM

Why do dogs have cold noses?

Scott McD 01-30-2012 02:18 PM

Pats or Giants ??

Verbal 01-30-2012 02:18 PM

What font is this in the "Management" image below?

http://www.itistic.com/projects/fcmfl/fonttest2.gif

borked 01-30-2012 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimeFevers (Post 18721537)
Is that on the flop or erect?

does it matter?

borked 01-30-2012 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 18721539)
Pats or Giants ??

The Rovers.

borked 01-30-2012 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbal (Post 18721540)
What font is this in the "Management" image below?

http://www.itistic.com/projects/fcmfl/fonttest2.gif

No idea, but it looks like it comes from the internet back in the late 90's
Shouldn't it be flashing?

Verbal 01-30-2012 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 18721550)
No idea, but it looks like it comes from the internet back in the late 90's
Shouldn't it be flashing?

Tell me about it ... I haz no other choice.

Joshua G 01-30-2012 02:22 PM

do you think mighty mouse can beat superman? Teddy Duchamp says there's no way, because mighty mouse is a cartoon, & superman is a real guy. What say you?

borked 01-30-2012 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshgirls (Post 18721558)
do you think mighty mouse can beat superman? Teddy Duchamp says there's no way, because mighty mouse is a cartoon, & superman is a real guy. What say you?

For me, superman was a cartoon too and was my hero, so was Dennis the Menace . However mighty mouse was simply something I watched on TV. I'd say anything I read was more true than anything I saw on TV, cos it takes more imagination to write than to produce.

So, Superman and Dennis could whip MM's ass

borked 01-30-2012 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbal (Post 18721557)
Tell me about it ... I haz no other choice.

I'm not obsessed by genitalia, neither mine nor others', so I'll leave it to your imagination :thumbsup

--edit - sorry verbal, I took this as a misreply to another question!!!

AnimeFevers 01-30-2012 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 18721542)
does it matter?

Hey I'm asking the questions here :1orglaugh

borked 01-30-2012 02:31 PM

No it doesn't

^^^ yeah, so I'm answering them :P

borked 01-30-2012 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbal (Post 18721557)
Tell me about it ... I haz no other choice.

I know shit about design, let alone type face. Howerver, it has no Serif. Is that good enough?

Sorry for linking fonts to genitalia!

RyuLion 01-30-2012 02:36 PM

Will a umbrella help when the sky falls?

borked 01-30-2012 02:37 PM

Not really as there is nothing up there to hurt you. Unless of course a Jumbo happens to be overhead, and in which case, no.

of course, it will keep you dry from the atmospheric humidity suddenly descending on you, but I don't think being wet is the major priority in this situation

RyuLion 01-30-2012 02:39 PM

Why do dogs have cold noses?

Pornopat 01-30-2012 02:40 PM

Would you like a harsh handjob?

borked 01-30-2012 02:40 PM

because there are few blood vessels in them

borked 01-30-2012 02:40 PM

This forum requires that you wait 35 seconds between posts. Please try again in 25 seconds.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 18721613)
Would you like a harsh handjob?

no thanks.

ottopottomouse 01-30-2012 02:42 PM

Why has iMacros been driving me nuts?

:(

borked 01-30-2012 02:44 PM

Damn, I had to Google.... and I still don't know why!
Stop using iMacros?

borked 01-30-2012 02:45 PM

yeah, definitely stop using iMacros, cos it's too basic....

borked 01-30-2012 02:47 PM

t-15 mins;

RyuLion 01-30-2012 02:48 PM

If 48y2 + y − 6778 = x, then what does y smell like?

globofun 01-30-2012 02:49 PM

Will 12clicks be posting in this thread?

RyuLion 01-30-2012 02:50 PM

An isosceles triangle is drawn so that it has the same area as the above square (i.e. x), and with two sides that are equal to the square root of x (henceforth dubbed y). What is the length of the third side?

borked 01-30-2012 02:52 PM

ask currently sober?

borked 01-30-2012 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by globofun (Post 18721645)
Will 12clicks be posting in this thread?

I don't piss high enough, so I doubt it.

Juicy D. Links 01-30-2012 02:56 PM

if a chick starts tossing my salad and I dont stop her does that make me gay?

borked 01-30-2012 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 18721647)
An isosceles triangle is drawn so that it has the same area as the above square (i.e. x), and with two sides that are equal to the square root of x (henceforth dubbed y). What is the length of the third side?

wtf is with these maths question?!!!

1:1:sqroot 2
is all I ever retained of isosceles... 2 are equal, the thirst is the square of 2 of those....

and ?

borked 01-30-2012 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 18721662)
if a chick starts tossing my salad and I dont stop her does that make me gay?

no, you will end up with a tossed salad.
Eat and enjoy.

borked 01-30-2012 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 18721664)
wtf is with these maths question?!!!

1:1:sqroot 2
is all I ever retained of isosceles... 2 are equal, the thirst is the square of 2 of those....

and ?

I think I should stand corrected on this.... I think it only happens with right-angle triangles.

so fuck that :thumbsup

borked 01-30-2012 03:02 PM

pffffft and never even made page 2


I am sorely disappointed!

CurrentlySober 01-30-2012 03:04 PM

What would you do, to pass the time, for 9 hours, on a cold day with no electricity, heat, mobile phone, battery gaming device, or internet? Basically NOTHING AT ALL ?

Juicy D. Links 01-30-2012 03:05 PM

if a guy accidently sticks a dildo in my butt and I dont take it out is that gay?

RyuLion 01-30-2012 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 18721668)
I think I should stand corrected on this.... I think it only happens with right-angle triangles.

so fuck that :thumbsup

:thumbsup:thumbsup

(I'm just messing with you, by throwing you some math problems) :1orglaugh

borked 01-30-2012 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18721676)
What would you do, to pass the time, for 9 hours, on a cold day with no electricity, heat, mobile phone, battery gaming device, or internet? Basically NOTHING AT ALL ?

even though you just got in after the lock, I'll answer that ;)

funnily enough that happened recently... 48 hours without anything - internet, electricty (and the place wasn't on a gas line).

Made for a wonderful time - you just chat, play "huggles", build a bbq (yup, even when it's snowing outisde!) and have fun - you know how that all was b4 the internet, surely!

DWB 01-30-2012 03:12 PM

Perhaps the best guy in the entire business for streaming and encrypted video says you can ask him anything for an hour and you fuck nuts are asking about dog dicks.

Incredible.

My question if it's not too late: Why do you prefer JW Player over Flow Player?


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