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  • borked
    Totally Borked
    • Feb 2005
    • 6284

    #1

    For the next hour, I'll answer your questions as best as I can

    As I've been stuck on something for a few days, I've been in surf mode, except the internet has let me down in the quest for knowledge. I've surfed the lot, dusted out every nook and cranny, and it's quite mundane. Totally disappointing.

    Even GFY has been slow recently, unable to tickle my pickle.

    So, as I quite enjoy these kind of threads, I'll throw one out myself... just to pass the time.

    Consider it 1 hour of my life wasted... but fire away. Ask me whatever floats your boat and I'll answer it, best I can.

    sleep (3600);
    die ('that was worthwhile');

    For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
    (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



    All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202
  • MrE
    Registered User
    • Sep 2011
    • 69

    #2
    Ok ill start. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?

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    • borked
      Totally Borked
      • Feb 2005
      • 6284

      #3
      because of total insecurity. They are fed up of being the hero and never getting the sexual attention they need, they find it necessary to draw attention to the sexual reproductive organs to attract a mate.

      For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
      (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



      All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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      • CurrentlySober
        Too lazy to wipe my ass
        • Aug 2002
        • 38952

        #4
        Why is it that your weather thing is sometimes for my town, sometimes the town 7 miles away, and sometimes for a town over 199 miles away?


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        • borked
          Totally Borked
          • Feb 2005
          • 6284

          #5
          because you are too skint to pay for a decent internet access with a static IP :P


          ;)

          For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
          (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



          All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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          • AdultKing
            Raise Your Weapon
            • Jun 2003
            • 15601

            #6
            Is SEO Hosting a scam ? Is there any tangible benefit from an SEO point of view to having interlinked sites on different IP addresses or is Google smarter than that ?

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            • MrE
              Registered User
              • Sep 2011
              • 69

              #7
              What is another word for "thesaurus"?

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              • borked
                Totally Borked
                • Feb 2005
                • 6284

                #8
                1. Google is smarter than me.
                2. All other replies are voided by #1.

                For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
                (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



                All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                • borked
                  Totally Borked
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 6284

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MrE
                  What is another word for "thesaurus"?
                  old dinosaur that once lived.

                  or a book I goes to when they can't find a simile

                  --edit
                  changed "a book one goes to" to "a book I go to"
                  ymmv
                  Last edited by borked; 01-30-2012, 12:14 PM.

                  For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
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                  All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                  • AnimeFevers
                    ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄ █
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 3566

                    #10
                    How big is your cock?
                    tg - @LJFreeza
                    email - animefevers(AT)hotmail(DOT)co(DOT)uk

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                    • borked
                      Totally Borked
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 6284

                      #11
                      16.1cm at last measure.

                      For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
                      (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



                      All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                      • AnimeFevers
                        ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄ █
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 3566

                        #12
                        Originally posted by borked
                        16.1cm at last measure.
                        Is that on the flop or erect?
                        tg - @LJFreeza
                        email - animefevers(AT)hotmail(DOT)co(DOT)uk

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                        • RyuLion
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 32369

                          #13
                          Why do dogs have cold noses?

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                          • Scott McD
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 67798

                            #14
                            Pats or Giants ??


                            I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

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                            • Verbal
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 3420

                              #15
                              What font is this in the "Management" image below?

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                              • borked
                                Totally Borked
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 6284

                                #16
                                Originally posted by AnimeFevers
                                Is that on the flop or erect?
                                does it matter?

                                For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
                                (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



                                All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                                • borked
                                  Totally Borked
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 6284

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Scott McD
                                  Pats or Giants ??
                                  The Rovers.

                                  For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
                                  (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



                                  All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                                  • borked
                                    Totally Borked
                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 6284

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Verbal
                                    What font is this in the "Management" image below?

                                    No idea, but it looks like it comes from the internet back in the late 90's
                                    Shouldn't it be flashing?

                                    For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
                                    (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



                                    All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                                    • Verbal
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2001
                                      • 3420

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by borked
                                      No idea, but it looks like it comes from the internet back in the late 90's
                                      Shouldn't it be flashing?
                                      Tell me about it ... I haz no other choice.

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                                      • Joshua G
                                        dumb libs love censorship
                                        • Jul 2008
                                        • 8198

                                        #20
                                        do you think mighty mouse can beat superman? Teddy Duchamp says there's no way, because mighty mouse is a cartoon, & superman is a real guy. What say you?

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                                        • borked
                                          Totally Borked
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 6284

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by joshgirls
                                          do you think mighty mouse can beat superman? Teddy Duchamp says there's no way, because mighty mouse is a cartoon, & superman is a real guy. What say you?
                                          For me, superman was a cartoon too and was my hero, so was Dennis the Menace . However mighty mouse was simply something I watched on TV. I'd say anything I read was more true than anything I saw on TV, cos it takes more imagination to write than to produce.

                                          So, Superman and Dennis could whip MM's ass

                                          For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
                                          (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



                                          All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                                          • borked
                                            Totally Borked
                                            • Feb 2005
                                            • 6284

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Verbal
                                            Tell me about it ... I haz no other choice.
                                            I'm not obsessed by genitalia, neither mine nor others', so I'll leave it to your imagination

                                            --edit - sorry verbal, I took this as a misreply to another question!!!
                                            Last edited by borked; 01-30-2012, 12:32 PM.

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                                            All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                                            • AnimeFevers
                                              ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄ █
                                              • Apr 2009
                                              • 3566

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by borked
                                              does it matter?
                                              Hey I'm asking the questions here
                                              tg - @LJFreeza
                                              email - animefevers(AT)hotmail(DOT)co(DOT)uk

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                                              • borked
                                                Totally Borked
                                                • Feb 2005
                                                • 6284

                                                #24
                                                No it doesn't

                                                ^^^ yeah, so I'm answering them :P

                                                For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
                                                (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



                                                All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                                                • borked
                                                  Totally Borked
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 6284

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Verbal
                                                  Tell me about it ... I haz no other choice.
                                                  I know shit about design, let alone type face. Howerver, it has no Serif. Is that good enough?

                                                  Sorry for linking fonts to genitalia!

                                                  For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
                                                  (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



                                                  All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                                                  • RyuLion
                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                    • 32369

                                                    #26
                                                    Will a umbrella help when the sky falls?

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                                                    • borked
                                                      Totally Borked
                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 6284

                                                      #27
                                                      Not really as there is nothing up there to hurt you. Unless of course a Jumbo happens to be overhead, and in which case, no.

                                                      of course, it will keep you dry from the atmospheric humidity suddenly descending on you, but I don't think being wet is the major priority in this situation
                                                      Last edited by borked; 01-30-2012, 12:39 PM.

                                                      For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
                                                      (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



                                                      All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                                                      • RyuLion
                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                        • 32369

                                                        #28
                                                        Why do dogs have cold noses?

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                                                        • Pornopat
                                                          AdultTubeSubmits.com
                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 10598

                                                          #29
                                                          Would you like a harsh handjob?
                                                          https://stripcash.com/sign-up/?userI...fff832eb95ab6a

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                                                          • borked
                                                            Totally Borked
                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                            • 6284

                                                            #30
                                                            because there are few blood vessels in them

                                                            For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
                                                            (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



                                                            All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                                                            • borked
                                                              Totally Borked
                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                              • 6284

                                                              #31
                                                              This forum requires that you wait 35 seconds between posts. Please try again in 25 seconds.
                                                              Originally posted by Pornopat
                                                              Would you like a harsh handjob?
                                                              no thanks.

                                                              For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
                                                              (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



                                                              All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                                                              • ottopottomouse
                                                                She is ugly, bad luck.
                                                                • Jan 2010
                                                                • 13177

                                                                #32
                                                                Why has iMacros been driving me nuts?

                                                                ↑ see post ↑
                                                                13101

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                                                                • borked
                                                                  Totally Borked
                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                  • 6284

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Damn, I had to Google.... and I still don't know why!
                                                                  Stop using iMacros?

                                                                  For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
                                                                  (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



                                                                  All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                                                                  • borked
                                                                    Totally Borked
                                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                                    • 6284

                                                                    #34
                                                                    yeah, definitely stop using iMacros, cos it's too basic....

                                                                    For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
                                                                    (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



                                                                    All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                                                                    • borked
                                                                      Totally Borked
                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                      • 6284

                                                                      #35
                                                                      t-15 mins;

                                                                      For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
                                                                      (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



                                                                      All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                                                                      • RyuLion
                                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                                        • 32369

                                                                        #36
                                                                        If 48y2 + y − 6778 = x, then what does y smell like?

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                                                                        • globofun
                                                                          Buk Lau
                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                          • 2651

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Will 12clicks be posting in this thread?
                                                                          Wanna Make Huge Profits?

                                                                          Listen to me carefully: I will not tell you how to make money in this business and I won't give you a Fucking Link to a sponsor so I can make 5% of nothing....get yourself a Fucking Plan, stick to it, don't be a Lazy Bitch, and you will make money!

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                                                                          • RyuLion
                                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                                            • 32369

                                                                            #38
                                                                            An isosceles triangle is drawn so that it has the same area as the above square (i.e. x), and with two sides that are equal to the square root of x (henceforth dubbed y). What is the length of the third side?

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                                                                            • borked
                                                                              Totally Borked
                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                              • 6284

                                                                              #39
                                                                              ask currently sober?

                                                                              For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
                                                                              (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



                                                                              All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                                                                              • borked
                                                                                Totally Borked
                                                                                • Feb 2005
                                                                                • 6284

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by globofun
                                                                                Will 12clicks be posting in this thread?
                                                                                I don't piss high enough, so I doubt it.

                                                                                For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
                                                                                (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



                                                                                All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                                                                                • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                  • 122992

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  if a chick starts tossing my salad and I dont stop her does that make me gay?

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                                                                                  • borked
                                                                                    Totally Borked
                                                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                                                    • 6284

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by RyuLion
                                                                                    An isosceles triangle is drawn so that it has the same area as the above square (i.e. x), and with two sides that are equal to the square root of x (henceforth dubbed y). What is the length of the third side?
                                                                                    wtf is with these maths question?!!!

                                                                                    1:1:sqroot 2
                                                                                    is all I ever retained of isosceles... 2 are equal, the thirst is the square of 2 of those....

                                                                                    and ?

                                                                                    For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
                                                                                    (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



                                                                                    All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                                                                                    • borked
                                                                                      Totally Borked
                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                      • 6284

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                      if a chick starts tossing my salad and I dont stop her does that make me gay?
                                                                                      no, you will end up with a tossed salad.
                                                                                      Eat and enjoy.

                                                                                      For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
                                                                                      (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



                                                                                      All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                                                                                      • borked
                                                                                        Totally Borked
                                                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                                                        • 6284

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by borked
                                                                                        wtf is with these maths question?!!!

                                                                                        1:1:sqroot 2
                                                                                        is all I ever retained of isosceles... 2 are equal, the thirst is the square of 2 of those....

                                                                                        and ?
                                                                                        I think I should stand corrected on this.... I think it only happens with right-angle triangles.

                                                                                        so fuck that

                                                                                        For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
                                                                                        (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



                                                                                        All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                                                                                        • borked
                                                                                          Totally Borked
                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                          • 6284

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          pffffft and never even made page 2


                                                                                          I am sorely disappointed!

                                                                                          For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
                                                                                          (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



                                                                                          All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                                                                                          • CurrentlySober
                                                                                            Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                                                            • 38952

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            What would you do, to pass the time, for 9 hours, on a cold day with no electricity, heat, mobile phone, battery gaming device, or internet? Basically NOTHING AT ALL ?


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                                                                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                              • 122992

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              if a guy accidently sticks a dildo in my butt and I dont take it out is that gay?

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                                                                                              • RyuLion
                                                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                                                • 32369

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by borked
                                                                                                I think I should stand corrected on this.... I think it only happens with right-angle triangles.

                                                                                                so fuck that


                                                                                                (I'm just messing with you, by throwing you some math problems)

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                                                                                                • borked
                                                                                                  Totally Borked
                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                  • 6284

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                                                  What would you do, to pass the time, for 9 hours, on a cold day with no electricity, heat, mobile phone, battery gaming device, or internet? Basically NOTHING AT ALL ?
                                                                                                  even though you just got in after the lock, I'll answer that ;)

                                                                                                  funnily enough that happened recently... 48 hours without anything - internet, electricty (and the place wasn't on a gas line).

                                                                                                  Made for a wonderful time - you just chat, play "huggles", build a bbq (yup, even when it's snowing outisde!) and have fun - you know how that all was b4 the internet, surely!

                                                                                                  For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
                                                                                                  (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



                                                                                                  All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                                                                                                  • DWB
                                                                                                    Registered User
                                                                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                                                                    • 31779

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Perhaps the best guy in the entire business for streaming and encrypted video says you can ask him anything for an hour and you fuck nuts are asking about dog dicks.

                                                                                                    Incredible.

                                                                                                    My question if it's not too late: Why do you prefer JW Player over Flow Player?

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