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MrBottomTooth · 01-18-2012, 10:24 PM

Bunch of old geezers (35 to 50) who want to fuck a bunch of hookers without worrying about getting robbed by police / beheaded, prison time, etc.

So what is the best destination? Thinking about St Maartens. Any other better ideas that won't result in major prison time or getting murdered by drug cartels?

Nice beach area is a requirement. I liked the look of Belize but I don't know anything about their night life. Those fucking huts over the beach look awesome. Personally I would just get a local hotel room and order in some hoes but most of my friends are married and have to hide shit like little bitches.

Leaving from Toronto area if that matters.

porno jew · 01-18-2012, 10:26 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downtown_Eastside

MrBottomTooth · 01-18-2012, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downtown_Eastside

LOL at "Canada's poorest postal code". I guess I should have specified I'd prefer to not leave the area with a 70% chance of contracting HIV. Also has to be outside of Canada and warm.

MrBottomTooth · 01-18-2012, 10:33 PM

I'll check this tomorrow when my alcoholic-induced diabetic coma is less severe.

edgeprod · 01-18-2012, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

Also has to be outside of Canada and warm.

Why did you say the same thing twice?

slayer69 · 01-19-2012, 04:34 AM

Thailand. Totally legal and no chance of getting in any trouble.

CurrentlySober · 01-19-2012, 04:36 AM

i cant afford to fuck hookers...

BIGTYMER · 01-19-2012, 04:41 AM

Vegas. As for the beach part Lake Mead is nice.

Operator · 01-19-2012, 04:45 AM

Prostitution is legal in Costa Rica

Slappin Fish · 01-19-2012, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by slayer69

Thailand. Totally legal and no chance of getting in any trouble.

Totally ILLEGAL, but yea no chance of getting in trouble, at least not the police kind.

DWB · 01-19-2012, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by slayer69

Thailand. Totally legal and no chance of getting in any trouble.

Actually, prostitution is illegal in Thailand but it's tolerated and deeply ingrained into their culture.

Countries great for prostitutes:

Thailand
Philippines
Cambodia
Costa Rica
Brazil
Colombia
Cuba
Dominican Republic
China

nikki99 · 01-19-2012, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by DWB

Actually, prostitution is illegal in Thailand but it's tolerated and deeply ingrained into their culture.

Countries great for prostitutes:

Thailand
Philippines
Cambodia
Costa Rica
Brazil
Colombia
Cuba
Dominican Republic
China

dominican republic, really? can u find drugs as well with no troubles?

Freax · 01-19-2012, 09:26 AM

only fuck or shooting too? thats highly danger in asia now.

Nembrionic · 01-19-2012, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB

Actually, prostitution is illegal in Thailand but it's tolerated and deeply ingrained into their culture.

Countries great for prostitutes:

Thailand
Philippines
Cambodia
Costa Rica
Brazil
Colombia
Cuba
Dominican Republic
China

So..basically any 3rd world country then?

iSpyCams · 01-19-2012, 09:50 AM

Re: Dominican Republic - my advice is to stay away from the beaches. Go to a non tourist town or part of town anyway. Tourist areas in DR have the ugliest hookers charging 3 times what the locals pay for hotter girls far away from idiot tourists.

You can go to Sosua on the North Coast and party on the beach all day and then take a 1 hour taxi to Santiago for some of the best looking women for sale anywhere at either Passion, CasaBlanca or Illusion (in descending order of cost)

Of course I don't have any personal experience, just what I've been told...

Cyber Fucker · 01-19-2012, 10:01 AM

Drugs, women... you have so simple wishes... I wish my were so simple... but most of it is just a matter of the right sum of money.

Scott McD · 01-19-2012, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by pompousjohn

Of course I don't have any personal experience, just what I've been told...

Lies!

sperbonzo · 01-19-2012, 10:05 AM

Panama.... the Colombian hookers there are smoking hot, friendly, and affectionate, (or at least seem so, and what's the difference?)
and quite cheap. Crime is low, and nobody cares about prostitution.

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nikki99 · 01-19-2012, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Lies!

DWB · 01-19-2012, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Freax

only fuck or shooting too? thats highly danger in asia now.

The thread is about fucking.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nembrionic

So..basically any 3rd world country then?

No.

1) Not all of those are 3rd world countries.
2) Not every 3rd world country has a lot of hookers.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn

You can go to Sosua on the North Coast and party on the beach all day and then take a 1 hour taxi to Santiago for some of the best looking women for sale anywhere at either Passion, CasaBlanca or Illusion (in descending order of cost)

Of course I don't have any personal experience, just what I've been told...

+ 1

2ndxachrm · 01-19-2012, 10:35 AM

This thread gets really funny at the end! lol

seeandsee · 01-19-2012, 10:36 AM

Amsterdam, drugs and hookers everywhere, what else you need?

adultchatpay · 01-19-2012, 10:37 AM

You can find hookers everywhere. If there is a beach, there's a BITCH!

jimmycooper · 01-19-2012, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

Also has to be outside of Canada and warm.

Bummer. I was about to suggest Montreal.

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http://www.theeroticreview.com/main.asp

newB · 01-19-2012, 10:40 AM

14th street in Washington, DC.

Seriously, cops turn a blind eye to it on that one street, but will bust hookers and johns anywhere else in the district.

edit: just saw the beach requirement, so nvm.

ilnjscb · 01-19-2012, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by newB

14th street in Washington, DC.

Seriously, cops turn a blind eye to it on that one street, but will bust hookers and johns anywhere else in the district.

edit: just saw the beach requirement, so nvm.

Wha???? Just so everyone knows, this is the main strip in from VA (the 14th street bridge) and goes by all the federal buildings, monuments and museums. You are more likely to get arrested here than anywhere else.

shimmy2 · 01-19-2012, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by nikki99

dominican republic, really?

fyi for some strange reason lots of canadians get kidnapped/killed in the DR, moreso than any other tourist group of people. usually its because theyre dirt cheap with the girls, are constantly drunk, and prefer to mate with the blackest tar baby haitianas they can find. i dont know what it is about white canadian dudes and their double-dark/triple-black midnight skin color fetish

http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/ar...olice-say?bn=1

96ukssob · 01-19-2012, 12:35 PM

Perfect spot

beach action, gambling, and cops that really don't give a shit besides pulling people over for running red lights. hookers walk the streets and even in the casinos, can even find yourself a nice tranny hooker too. i got hit on by a 60 year old at Ballys a few years ago asking if I wanted to go to my room for some fun. I said "I dont have enough money for that" and she looked at my bankroll of $65 playing craps and replied "thats more than enough baby."

I <3 AC

newB · 01-19-2012, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

Wha???? Just so everyone knows, this is the main strip in from VA (the 14th street bridge) and goes by all the federal buildings, monuments and museums. You are more likely to get arrested here than anywhere else.

I wasn't lying, but apparently it has moved - I haven't been to DC in quite a few years, so please forgive me for not being up to date on where the hookers are.

Googling it turned up a lot of articles like this one, and some youtube videos of the girls working the corner of 14th and K.

According to Wikipedia, they have since gentrified the area. Consensus seems to indicate the whole affair has since moved to 11th and L.

M0nk · 01-19-2012, 01:13 PM

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2MuchMark · 01-19-2012, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

Bunch of old geezers (35 to 50) who want to fuck a bunch of hookers without worrying about getting robbed by police / beheaded, prison time, etc.

So what is the best destination? Thinking about St Maartens. Any other better ideas that won't result in major prison time or getting murdered by drug cartels?

Nice beach area is a requirement. I liked the look of Belize but I don't know anything about their night life. Those fucking huts over the beach look awesome. Personally I would just get a local hotel room and order in some hoes but most of my friends are married and have to hide shit like little bitches.

Leaving from Toronto area if that matters.

Why the hell would you travel to amazing places like that with "sex with hookers" anywhere on your travel itinerary ? There's more fun things to do.

aztecboi2003 · 01-19-2012, 01:37 PM

Cleveland

mafia_man · 01-19-2012, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slayer69

Thailand. Totally legal and no chance of getting in any trouble.

Hahahahaha.

mafia_man · 01-19-2012, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB

Actually, prostitution is illegal in Thailand but it's tolerated and deeply ingrained into their culture.

Countries great for prostitutes:
...
China

China is shit for whores unless you mean Hong Kong.

ArsewithClass · 01-19-2012, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

Amsterdam, drugs and hookers everywhere, what else you need?

And we have a winner..

Wow, how long did it take for someone to say the worlds capital for hookers & pleasure facilities including smoking yourself silly in cafe's after you empty your balls

stephane76 · 01-19-2012, 02:18 PM

Bois de boulogne (Paris) has about 2000 workers at night...

Dirty F · 01-19-2012, 02:20 PM

Tanzania
Kenya
Congo
Uganda

pimpmaster9000 · 01-19-2012, 02:30 PM

Go to Rio...Lots of hookers and drugs no problem...The normal police won't touch you unless you make trouble...do not go anywhere outside of copacabana or you will get mugged lol

MrBottomTooth · 01-19-2012, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

Why the hell would you travel to amazing places like that with "sex with hookers" anywhere on your travel itinerary ? There's more fun things to do.

You missed the "married" and old geezer parts. That's basically the whole point of the trip... drunk as fuck and swimming in hookers. Some good ideas so far..keep em coming.

MrBottomTooth · 01-19-2012, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2

usually its because theyre dirt cheap with the girls, are constantly drunk, and prefer to mate with the blackest tar baby haitianas they can find.

Guilty as charged.

astronaut x · 01-19-2012, 06:19 PM

Am I the first one to ask...Since when is 35 considered an old geezer?

I will admit, some of you 30 somethings on here look 50.

d-null · 01-19-2012, 06:32 PM

35 to 50 is not old

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