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Old 12-17-2011, 08:55 AM   #1
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Went to Ikea yesterday...

I went to Ikea yesterday.
So I walk up to the first guy that looks like he works there and I ask him where I can find a [Dumb-ass]..
The guy looks at me and thinks for 3 seconds, to see if I am busting his balls and says with a poker face: "Row 15, in middle on the left.".

So I went there, picked it up and paid for it.

http://www.ikea.com/nl/nl/catalog/products/70215714/
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Old 12-17-2011, 09:02 AM   #2
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Congrats on your post # 7,700 ...
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Old 12-17-2011, 09:04 AM   #3
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post a pic when you've assembled it
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Old 12-17-2011, 09:33 AM   #4
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post a pic when you've assembled it
Have to make up with her first. It's not like you can assemble ikea shit without getting into an argument
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Old 12-17-2011, 09:34 AM   #5
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post a pic of the pile of spare screws you've got left when you've assembled it
slightly more accurate
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Old 12-17-2011, 09:37 AM   #6
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Old 12-17-2011, 11:17 AM   #7
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Old 12-17-2011, 11:19 AM   #8
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the biggest ikea in canada opened here in ottawa last week. morons were lined up overnight to be the first ones in..fucking losers. i hate ikea. cheaply made garbage which gets fucked up half the time by the time you get it together. i hate the store in general too.
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Old 12-17-2011, 11:51 AM   #9
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I went to the moon yesterday ..pic or didnt happend !!
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Old 12-17-2011, 12:19 PM   #11
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Have to make up with her first. It's not like you can assemble ikea shit without getting into an argument
How true
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