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notime 12-17-2011 08:55 AM

Went to Ikea yesterday...
 
I went to Ikea yesterday.
So I walk up to the first guy that looks like he works there and I ask him where I can find a [Dumb-ass]..
The guy looks at me and thinks for 3 seconds, to see if I am busting his balls and says with a poker face: "Row 15, in middle on the left.".

So I went there, picked it up and paid for it.

http://www.ikea.com/nl/nl/catalog/products/70215714/

CaptainHowdy 12-17-2011 09:02 AM

Congrats on your post # 7,700 ...

u-Bob 12-17-2011 09:04 AM

post a pic when you've assembled it :)

notime 12-17-2011 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 18636521)
post a pic when you've assembled it :)

Have to make up with her first. It's not like you can assemble ikea shit without getting into an argument :)

ottopottomouse 12-17-2011 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 18636521)
post a pic of the pile of spare screws you've got left when you've assembled it :)

slightly more accurate :upsidedow

Chosen 12-17-2011 09:37 AM

http://i628.photobucket.com/albums/u...ryBroHouse.jpg

2intense 12-17-2011 11:17 AM

:1orglaugh LOL
Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18636518)
Congrats on your post # 7,700 ...


BlackCrayon 12-17-2011 11:19 AM

the biggest ikea in canada opened here in ottawa last week. morons were lined up overnight to be the first ones in..fucking losers. i hate ikea. cheaply made garbage which gets fucked up half the time by the time you get it together. i hate the store in general too.

notime 12-17-2011 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18636518)
Congrats on your post # 7,700 ...

What's in a number..

SekobA 12-17-2011 11:55 AM

I went to the moon yesterday :winkwink: ..pic or didnt happend !!

JFK 12-17-2011 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notime (Post 18636576)
Have to make up with her first. It's not like you can assemble ikea shit without getting into an argument :)

How true:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup


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