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  • notime
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2003
    • 8027
    #1

    Went to Ikea yesterday...

    I went to Ikea yesterday.
    So I walk up to the first guy that looks like he works there and I ask him where I can find a [Dumb-ass]..
    The guy looks at me and thinks for 3 seconds, to see if I am busting his balls and says with a poker face: "Row 15, in middle on the left.".

    So I went there, picked it up and paid for it.

    http://www.ikea.com/nl/nl/catalog/products/70215714/
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    • CaptainHowdy
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 94037
      #2
      Congrats on your post # 7,700 ...

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        • u-Bob
          there's no $$$ in porn
          • Jul 2005
          • 33063
          #3
          post a pic when you've assembled it

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            • notime
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2003
              • 8027
              #4
              Originally posted by u-Bob
              post a pic when you've assembled it
              Have to make up with her first. It's not like you can assemble ikea shit without getting into an argument

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                • ottopottomouse
                  She is ugly, bad luck.
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 13177
                  #5
                  Originally posted by u-Bob
                  post a pic of the pile of spare screws you've got left when you've assembled it
                  slightly more accurate
                  ↑ see post ↑
                  13101

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                    • Chosen
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                      • Aug 2001
                      • 63151
                      #6

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                        • 2intense
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                          • Dec 2009
                          • 12496
                          #7
                          LOL
                          Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                          Congrats on your post # 7,700 ...
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                            • BlackCrayon
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                              • Jun 2003
                              • 19634
                              #8
                              the biggest ikea in canada opened here in ottawa last week. morons were lined up overnight to be the first ones in..fucking losers. i hate ikea. cheaply made garbage which gets fucked up half the time by the time you get it together. i hate the store in general too.
                              you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                • notime
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 8027
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                  Congrats on your post # 7,700 ...
                                  What's in a number..

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                                    • SekobA
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                                      • Oct 2008
                                      • 12154
                                      #10
                                      I went to the moon yesterday ..pic or didnt happend !!

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                                        • JFK
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                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 67369
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by notime
                                          Have to make up with her first. It's not like you can assemble ikea shit without getting into an argument
                                          How true

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