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Juicy D. Links · 02-04-2003, 11:23 PM

1. If you bought condoms and were expecting to get laid and the chick blueballed you you can declare the rubbers as a loss.

2. If you take a girl out to dinner and dont get laid its a full loss, if you only get a blowjob then its a 50 percent loss.

3. Cologne, polo underwear, used for the purpose of getting laid if you get blueballed that night you can ride it off as a loss

kaylacam · 02-04-2003, 11:26 PM

If I write off broken dildos as "office supplies", do I have to send them in with my paperwork?

smut4all · 02-04-2003, 11:27 PM

you forgot the bukake jar

RikRok · 02-04-2003, 11:28 PM

You can't write-off dildos, but you can write off lubricant as a business expense.

Rik

Juicy D. Links · 02-04-2003, 11:28 PM

Kayla you got gorgeous breasts ,

Amputate Your Head · 02-04-2003, 11:28 PM

if my hamster dies during a feltching session, can I write that off as a loss?

smut4all · 02-04-2003, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Kayla you got gorgeous breasts ,

I guess he still has some condoms and cologne left from his date with snow, you better watch out kayla

RikRok · 02-04-2003, 11:31 PM

The bukkake jar has to be capitalized over the its life. Typically 3 years.

Rik

Juicy D. Links · 02-04-2003, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
if my hamster dies during a feltching session, can I write that off as a loss?

Depends on how much of the jizzzzz you licked up

02-04-2003, 11:23 PM	#1
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02-04-2003, 11:28 PM	#4
RikRok Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 126	You can't write-off dildos, but you can write off lubricant as a business expense. Rik

02-04-2003, 11:31 PM	#8
RikRok Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 126	The bukkake jar has to be capitalized over the its life. Typically 3 years. Rik