New IRS tax deductions for 2003
 

1. If you bought condoms and were expecting to get laid and the chick blueballed you you can declare the rubbers as a loss.


2. If you take a girl out to dinner and dont get laid its a full loss, if you only get a blowjob then its a 50 percent loss.


3. Cologne, polo underwear, used for the purpose of getting laid if you get blueballed that night you can ride it off as a loss

If I write off broken dildos as "office supplies", do I have to send them in with my paperwork?
:Graucho

you forgot the bukake jar

You can't write-off dildos, but you can write off lubricant as a business expense.

Rik

Kayla you got gorgeous breasts ,

if my hamster dies during a feltching session, can I write that off as a loss?

I guess he still has some condoms and cologne left from his date with snow, you better watch out kayla

The bukkake jar has to be capitalized over the its life. Typically 3 years.

Rik

Depends on how much of the jizzzzz you licked up