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New IRS tax deductions for 2003
1. If you bought condoms and were expecting to get laid and the chick blueballed you you can declare the rubbers as a loss.
2. If you take a girl out to dinner and dont get laid its a full loss, if you only get a blowjob then its a 50 percent loss.
3. Cologne, polo underwear, used for the purpose of getting laid if you get blueballed that night you can ride it off as a loss
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