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mfer · 12-13-2011, 05:09 PM

I'm pretty much an ugly guy who hasn't been laid by unpaid pussy since my last GF almost 10 years ago. How do I get women when I'm atheistically unappealing and at times socially awkward. I only make 45k a year so I can't afford to pay for pussy long term. It's a sad day when I cant even stay warm in the bullpen by banging fat chicks. =(

How do I get pussy in general?

BTW I'm 27 which makes it sadder QQ

bns666 · 12-13-2011, 05:14 PM

let's see how you look

alias · 12-13-2011, 05:16 PM

Achmed sells cheap wives.

TheSquealer · 12-13-2011, 05:17 PM

www.pickupguide.com

if you can't figure it out from here... there's no hope from you. looks have very little to do with it... your confidence has EVERYTHING to do with it.

In just a couple sentences, you positioned yourself as a classic beta male with nothing to offer anyone but sorry and misery. That's not attractive to women... not even to fat chicks. You can easily change that and change how people react to you as a result.

FlexxAeon · 12-13-2011, 05:18 PM

a) earn more money
b) keep drugs around you (even if you dont use them)
c) get more single friends (men and women), collect as wingman and/or mercy fuck
d) learn to game strippers
e) combo any of the above

alias · 12-13-2011, 05:19 PM

Appear powerful.

Juicy D. Links · 12-13-2011, 05:20 PM

how big is your penis?

Failed · 12-13-2011, 05:23 PM

I have no clue how to pick up women. I've never approached a woman in my life, I've been lucky enough to have met all of my gf's through friends and just hit things off. I'd recommend the same to you, make new friends who also have women that are friends.

FlexxAeon · 12-13-2011, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

how big is your penis?

see? juicy is already interested in you!

Jarmusch · 12-13-2011, 05:24 PM

FlexxAeon · 12-13-2011, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

JosephFM · 12-13-2011, 05:37 PM

I was gonna say, go after good looking chubby chicks but apparently you can't even get those.

Most women, even hot looking babes, are insecure about themselves. Most men are afraid to approach hot looking babes because they are afraid or intimidated by them. Next time you see a girl you like go to her and try to make conversation it don't work out fuck it, just go the next one. Trust me, you will be surprised.

If all else fails, you can hook up with a hot tranny or go full gay.

ArsewithClass · 12-13-2011, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mfer

I'm pretty much an ugly guy who hasn't been laid

DVTimes?

WarChild · 12-13-2011, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

DVTimes?

Ummm you look like Gary Glitter, your wife is a prostitute and you're quite probably the stupidest person on GFY if not the whole of the Internet. Maybe you should just shut the fuck up?

Kenny B! · 12-13-2011, 05:52 PM

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MrBottomTooth · 12-13-2011, 05:52 PM

Try yessignals.com. Warning, you will be stealing your best friends' women if you are not careful. Be sure to read the disclaimer on the site.

edit: missed it by that much

DaddyHalbucks · 12-13-2011, 05:55 PM

This thread needs pics.

ArsewithClass · 12-13-2011, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

Ummm you look like Gary Glitter, your wife is a prostitute and you're even more stupid than DVTimes. Maybe you should just shut the fuck up?

Maybe you should back the fuck off you fucking nasty mouth pansy....

DV's just changed some comments in quotes to make it look like I've said different to what I did... I don't like liars & cheats!

I've met that dirty skanky wanker in person & definitely do not like him, I told him so, he walked. He's butt fucking ugly & that's that.

I look nothing like Gary fucking gay boy glitter, my wife is an escort not a prostitute & I have an iq of 132, which is 3 times more than that stupid low life scum.

Now fuck off war bitch

artwilliams · 12-13-2011, 06:02 PM

One word ... hookers.

alias · 12-13-2011, 06:03 PM

Leverage cocaine.

VikingMan · 12-13-2011, 06:05 PM

1. befriend models/actresses who are 8 or more on a scale of 1 to 10.
2. treat them like shit

Any questions?

raymor · 12-13-2011, 06:09 PM

I'm uglier and a major geek. I found a great way. I once did three women in less than 24 hours. I have only a few seconds right now, so:

Read http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0060554738

Don't lose your sense of murals while reading it. Apply the techniques, but in a way you're not ashamed of.

Also, say hi to any woman within five feet - the cashier, the lady behind you in line, the ladies at the table next to you ...
Young, old, fat, ugly, hot, drunk, mad, say something to all of them. You'll quickly get over the social awkwardness. When you aee a woman you'd like to meet, you have 45 seconds to say something - no stalling, just do it.

Coup · 12-13-2011, 06:10 PM

Never forget that the restraining orders may be saying no, but her eyes are screaming yes as you lock her in the basement.

JosephFM · 12-13-2011, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *******

1. befriend models/actresses who are 8 or more on a scale of 1 to 10.
2. treat them like shit

Any questions?

Oh yeah i forgot, treat them like shit. For some odd reason most women like that.

ArsewithClass · 12-13-2011, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raymor

I'm uglier and a major geek. I found a great way. I once did three women in less than 24 hours. I have only a few seconds right now, so:

Read http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0060554738

Don't lose your sense of murals while reading it. Apply the techniques, but in a way you're not ashamed of.

Also, say hi to any woman within five feet - the cashier, the lady behind you in line, the ladies at the table next to you ...
Young, old, fat, ugly, hot, drunk, mad, say something to all of them. You'll quickly get over the social awkwardness. When you aee a woman you'd like to meet, you have 45 seconds to say something - no stalling, just do it.

All true facts...

I would have been more interested to help if mfer wasn't a troll

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup

Never forget that the restraining orders may be saying no, but her eyes are screaming yes as you lock her in the basement.

spazlabz · 12-13-2011, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JosephFM

I was gonna say, go after good looking chubby chicks but apparently you can't even get those.

Whoa!

Whoa Whoa Whoa!

"can't even get those" WTF is that all about. If that's your attitude during the approach of course they will reject you. In my experience chubby chicks will fuck your eyes crossed and can happily suck a bowling ball through a pixie stick. They are not second stringers and if you show them you are sincerely attracted to them the rewards are........... SAH-WEET!

JosephFM · 12-13-2011, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

Whoa!

Whoa Whoa Whoa!

"can't even get those" WTF is that all about. If that's your attitude during the approach of course they will reject you. In my experience chubby chicks will fuck your eyes crossed and can happily suck a bowling ball through a pixie stick. They are not second stringers and if you show them you are sincerely attracted to them the rewards are........... SAH-WEET!

No, no my friend. What I ment to say is that they are the easiest to get in bed (and the best by the way) BUT the person (that's the YOU i'm reffering too) that started the thread said that HE can't even hook up with them.

porno jew · 12-13-2011, 06:27 PM

learn to jerk off. case closed.

ArsewithClass · 12-13-2011, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JosephFM

No, no my friend. What I ment to say is that they are the easiest to get in bed (and the best by the way) BUT the person (that's the YOU i'm reffering too) that started the thread said that HE can't even get them.

Easiest to lay??

WTF? No way, big, small, fat, thin, every woman is different & the stereotyping shouldn't mix.

These days, most of the slimmer girls are easier lays for two reasons, they feel they can, they want to act like sluts

ArsewithClass · 12-13-2011, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew

learn to jerk off. case closed.

spazlabz · 12-13-2011, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JosephFM

No, no my friend. What I ment to say is that they are the easiest to get in bed (and the best by the way) BUT the person (that's the YOU i'm reffering too) that started the thread said that HE can't even hook up with them.

cool, no hate

sorry for the misunderstanding

JosephFM · 12-13-2011, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew

learn to jerk off. case closed.

Yep, that's a good idea too. Go to your local tube site, bust a nut and carry on. There are many available and they will never say no ;)

WarChild · 12-13-2011, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Maybe you should back the fuck off you fucking nasty mouth pansy....

DV's just changed some comments in quotes to make it look like I've said different to what I did... I don't like liars & cheats!

I've met that dirty skanky wanker in person & definitely do not like him, I told him so, he walked. He's butt fucking ugly & that's that.

I look nothing like Gary fucking gay boy glitter, my wife is an escort not a prostitute & I have an iq of 132, which is 3 times more than that stupid low life scum.

Now fuck off war bitch

Back off or what? You'll have a good cry? There's nothing you could ever do to hurt me either on the Internet or in person you broke fucking idiot.

Your wife isn't an escort. Nobody is taking her on dates anywhere. She's a bottom of the barrel, ugly as fuck hooker that gets barebacked by strangers for street whore rates.

As for you having a 132 IQ, not a fucking chance. Just in the last few weeks you made up the word "projectory" and got fooled by a geo script. You're so fucking stupid that my dog could think circles around you.

Now go have a good cry over your shitty website and worthless life.

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JosephFM · 12-13-2011, 06:33 PM

Or go full on gay. They never say no to cock.

LeRoy · 12-13-2011, 06:34 PM

Yep,

Just stick to whackin it cuz there's no help unless you pay for it.

FYI you always pay for it though.

Ca$h · 12-13-2011, 06:36 PM

que?....

DVTimes · 12-13-2011, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

Ummm you look like Gary Glitter, your wife is a prostitute and you're quite probably the stupidest person on GFY if not the whole of the Internet. Maybe you should just shut the fuck up?

very well said

ArsewithClass · 12-13-2011, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

Back off or what? You'll have a good cry? There's nothing you could ever do to hurt me either on the Internet or in person you broke fucking idiot.

Your wife isn't an escort. Nobody is taking her on dates anywhere. She's a bottom of the barrel, ugly as fuck hooker that gets barebacked by strangers for street whore rates.

As for you having a 132 IQ, not a fucking chance. Just in the last few weeks you made up the word "projectory" and got fooled by a geo script. You're so fucking stupid that my dog could think circles around you.

Now go have a good cry over your shitty website and worthless life.

Let's get this right.... You're asking me if I'll have a good cry?? Why

I have a woman in a 13 year relationship with a tight pussy, a lovely pair of tits, a nice face & I can get any woman I want any day...

Back off War pussy

As asked in my first post in this thread.... Is the thread poster DVtimes... he says he is fugly... DV is fery fery fugly..... And here's the betting, war pussy, I bet you are too

ArsewithClass · 12-13-2011, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes

very well said

And here's fugly himself

alias · 12-13-2011, 07:20 PM

Stop being a faggot. /thread

Rochard · 12-13-2011, 07:21 PM

Fake nick aside, I have a friend like this. Got divorced like fifteen years ago, is about 75lbs over weight, unibrow, huge bushy fucking mustache, hasn't gotten laid since his wife drop kicked him.

DVTimes · 12-13-2011, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mfer

I'm pretty much an ugly guy who hasn't been laid by unpaid pussy since my last GF almost 10 years ago. How do I get women when I'm atheistically unappealing and at times socially awkward. I only make 45k a year so I can't afford to pay for pussy long term. It's a sad day when I cant even stay warm in the bullpen by banging fat chicks. =(

How do I get pussy in general?

BTW I'm 27 which makes it sadder QQ

if your realy desperate

you could book a prostetute

this one is cheap and will do unprotected sex while her pimp watches

http://www.sexyindependentescorts.co...escorts4u.html
http://www.touchbournemouth.com/busi...st/bid/6503108
http://www.dorset-sex.com/site/index...eep_h as_js=1
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=265076

ArsewithClass · 12-13-2011, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Fake nick aside, I have a friend like this. Got divorced like fifteen years ago, is about 75lbs over weight, unibrow, huge bushy fucking mustache, hasn't gotten laid since his wife drop kicked him.

In reality, a shame when this kind of thing happens. Natalie & I have met a few guys like this. Over a beer, we have a chat, half our escort clients appreciate the company & the good conversation rather than just sex

ArsewithClass · 12-13-2011, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Fake nick aside, I have a friend like this. Got divorced like fifteen years ago, is about 75lbs over weight, unibrow, huge bushy fucking mustache, hasn't gotten laid since his wife drop kicked him.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

In reality, a shame when this kind of thing happens. Natalie & I have met a few guys like this. Over a beer, we have a chat, half our escort clients appreciate the company & the good conversation rather than just sex

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes

if your realy desperate

you could book a prostetute

this one is cheap and will do unprotected sex while her pimp watches

http://www.sexyindependentescorts.co...escorts4u.html
http://www.touchbournemouth.com/busi...st/bid/6503108
http://www.dorset-sex.com/site/index...eep_h as_js=1
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=265076

Yes DV, I have just said that half the clients we have prefer good conversation & friendship from normal people... unlucky you would be out of the question there.

Go back to being fug ugly

DVTimes · 12-13-2011, 07:26 PM

take a look at this pic mate

it will put you off sex for life

problem solved

DVTimes · 12-13-2011, 07:28 PM

super-hero · 12-13-2011, 07:30 PM

thats cool

mechanicvirus · 12-13-2011, 07:37 PM

move into a basement

ArsewithClass · 12-13-2011, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes

take a look at this pic mate

DV, you're a loser mate

Do I look bothered, or is it you posting pics of me, acting like a jealous little boy

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