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12-13-2011, 05:09 PM
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Help! Ugly guy who hasnt been laid in 10 years
I'm pretty much an ugly guy who hasn't been laid by unpaid pussy since my last GF almost 10 years ago. How do I get women when I'm atheistically unappealing and at times socially awkward. I only make 45k a year so I can't afford to pay for pussy long term. It's a sad day when I cant even stay warm in the bullpen by banging fat chicks. =(
How do I get pussy in general? BTW I'm 27 which makes it sadder QQ |
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12-13-2011, 05:14 PM
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let's see how you look
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12-13-2011, 05:16 PM
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Achmed sells cheap wives.
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12-13-2011, 05:17 PM
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www.pickupguide.com
if you can't figure it out from here... there's no hope from you. looks have very little to do with it... your confidence has EVERYTHING to do with it. In just a couple sentences, you positioned yourself as a classic beta male with nothing to offer anyone but sorry and misery. That's not attractive to women... not even to fat chicks. You can easily change that and change how people react to you as a result.
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12-13-2011, 05:18 PM
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a) earn more money
b) keep drugs around you (even if you dont use them) c) get more single friends (men and women), collect as wingman and/or mercy fuck d) learn to game strippers e) combo any of the above
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12-13-2011, 05:19 PM
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Appear powerful.
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12-13-2011, 05:20 PM
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how big is your penis?
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12-13-2011, 05:23 PM
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I have no clue how to pick up women. I've never approached a woman in my life, I've been lucky enough to have met all of my gf's through friends and just hit things off. I'd recommend the same to you, make new friends who also have women that are friends.
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12-13-2011, 05:24 PM
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12-13-2011, 05:24 PM
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12-13-2011, 05:28 PM
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12-13-2011, 05:37 PM
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I was gonna say, go after good looking chubby chicks but apparently you can't even get those.
Most women, even hot looking babes, are insecure about themselves. Most men are afraid to approach hot looking babes because they are afraid or intimidated by them. Next time you see a girl you like go to her and try to make conversation it don't work out fuck it, just go the next one. Trust me, you will be surprised. If all else fails, you can hook up with a hot tranny or go full gay. |
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12-13-2011, 05:41 PM
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12-13-2011, 05:49 PM
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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12-13-2011, 05:52 PM
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try yessignals.com
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12-13-2011, 05:52 PM
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Try yessignals.com. Warning, you will be stealing your best friends' women if you are not careful. Be sure to read the disclaimer on the site.
edit: missed it by that much
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12-13-2011, 05:55 PM
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A freakin' legend!
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This thread needs pics.
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12-13-2011, 05:57 PM
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DV's just changed some comments in quotes to make it look like I've said different to what I did... I don't like liars & cheats! I've met that dirty skanky wanker in person & definitely do not like him, I told him so, he walked. He's butt fucking ugly & that's that. I look nothing like Gary fucking gay boy glitter, my wife is an escort not a prostitute & I have an iq of 132, which is 3 times more than that stupid low life scum. Now fuck off war bitch  |
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12-13-2011, 06:02 PM
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One word ... hookers.
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12-13-2011, 06:03 PM
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Leverage cocaine.
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12-13-2011, 06:05 PM
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Exploiting human weakness
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1. befriend models/actresses who are 8 or more on a scale of 1 to 10.
2. treat them like shit Any questions? |
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12-13-2011, 06:09 PM
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I'm uglier and a major geek. I found a great way. I once did three women in less than 24 hours. I have only a few seconds right now, so:
Read http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0060554738 Don't lose your sense of murals while reading it. Apply the techniques, but in a way you're not ashamed of. Also, say hi to any woman within five feet - the cashier, the lady behind you in line, the ladies at the table next to you ... Young, old, fat, ugly, hot, drunk, mad, say something to all of them. You'll quickly get over the social awkwardness. When you aee a woman you'd like to meet, you have 45 seconds to say something - no stalling, just do it.
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12-13-2011, 06:10 PM
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🚨 PBBC International 🚨
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Never forget that the restraining orders may be saying no, but her eyes are screaming yes as you lock her in the basement.
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12-13-2011, 06:14 PM
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12-13-2011, 06:16 PM
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Whoa Whoa Whoa! "can't even get those" WTF is that all about. If that's your attitude during the approach of course they will reject you. In my experience chubby chicks will fuck your eyes crossed and can happily suck a bowling ball through a pixie stick. They are not second stringers and if you show them you are sincerely attracted to them the rewards are........... SAH-WEET! |
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12-13-2011, 06:25 PM
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12-13-2011, 06:27 PM
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learn to jerk off. case closed.
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12-13-2011, 06:28 PM
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WTF? No way, big, small, fat, thin, every woman is different & the stereotyping shouldn't mix. These days, most of the slimmer girls are easier lays for two reasons, they feel they can, they want to act like sluts |
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12-13-2011, 06:29 PM
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12-13-2011, 06:29 PM
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12-13-2011, 06:31 PM
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12-13-2011, 06:31 PM
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Your wife isn't an escort. Nobody is taking her on dates anywhere. She's a bottom of the barrel, ugly as fuck hooker that gets barebacked by strangers for street whore rates. As for you having a 132 IQ, not a fucking chance. Just in the last few weeks you made up the word "projectory" and got fooled by a geo script. You're so fucking stupid that my dog could think circles around you. Now go have a good cry over your shitty website and worthless life.
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12-13-2011, 06:32 PM
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I can give you personal dating advice... only $1.99 a min... that is a bargain!
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12-13-2011, 06:33 PM
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Or go full on gay. They never say no to cock.
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12-13-2011, 06:34 PM
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Yep,
Just stick to whackin it cuz there's no help unless you pay for it. FYI you always pay for it though.
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12-13-2011, 06:36 PM
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que?....
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12-13-2011, 07:11 PM
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12-13-2011, 07:19 PM
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I have a woman in a 13 year relationship with a tight pussy, a lovely pair of tits, a nice face & I can get any woman I want any day... Back off War pussy As asked in my first post in this thread.... Is the thread poster DVtimes... he says he is fugly... DV is fery fery fugly..... And here's the betting, war pussy, I bet you are too |
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12-13-2011, 07:20 PM
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Stop being a faggot. /thread
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12-13-2011, 07:21 PM
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Fake nick aside, I have a friend like this. Got divorced like fifteen years ago, is about 75lbs over weight, unibrow, huge bushy fucking mustache, hasn't gotten laid since his wife drop kicked him.
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you could book a prostetute this one is cheap and will do unprotected sex while her pimp watches http://www.sexyindependentescorts.co...escorts4u.html http://www.touchbournemouth.com/busi...st/bid/6503108 http://www.dorset-sex.com/site/index...eep_h as_js=1 http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=265076
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12-13-2011, 07:26 PM
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take a look at this pic mate
it will put you off sex for life problem solved 
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12-13-2011, 07:28 PM
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12-13-2011, 07:30 PM
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thats cool
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12-13-2011, 07:37 PM
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Do I look bothered, or is it you posting pics of me, acting like a jealous little boy   Happy Christmas...  See many more hardcore amateur productions at www.adult-excitement.co.uk/freetour.html |
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