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Etik Media · 12-13-2011, 05:40 PM

Did we have this stupid Chuck Norris thread already?
If not... It's about time...

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Etik Media · 12-13-2011, 05:41 PM

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Supz · 12-13-2011, 05:42 PM

Etik Media · 12-13-2011, 05:46 PM

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Etik Media · 12-13-2011, 05:46 PM

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

MrBottomTooth · 12-13-2011, 05:48 PM

Let's follow it up with a yo momma joke thread. haven't had one of those since about 1986.

JFK · 12-13-2011, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Etik Media

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

I was going to say , you must be new here, but seeing by the join date ............. you should know better......... who the fuck is taking over all these old regged nicks ?

pornmasta · 12-13-2011, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

Let's follow it up with a yo momma joke thread. haven't had one of those since about 1986.

Etik Media · 12-13-2011, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

I was going to say , you must be new here, but seeing by the join date ............. you should know better......... who the fuck is taking over all these old regged nicks ?

It's simple man, I have gorgeous wife, 2 kids and a life. I'm not here every day so sorry for wasting your every day thread clicking day.

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Operator · 12-13-2011, 07:31 PM

[QUOTE=uno;18628649]

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glamourmodels · 12-13-2011, 09:19 PM

I met Chuck Norris before, he seemed like a pretty nice guy

bignasty · 12-13-2011, 09:36 PM

raymor · 12-13-2011, 10:33 PM

I started to mention that Chuck Norris lives near me, but Chuck Norris doesn't live in my neighborhood. I live in HIS neighborhood.

Rochard · 12-13-2011, 11:21 PM

Where is that video where it's just a picture of a racing car and a guy making a funny racing car noise?

bloggerz · 12-13-2011, 11:30 PM

Chuck norris doesnt do pushups, he pushes the earth down

Rochard · 12-14-2011, 12:22 AM

This is it.....

Chosen · 12-14-2011, 04:26 AM

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seeandsee · 12-14-2011, 04:45 AM

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This is it.....

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marlboroack · 12-14-2011, 04:51 AM

Fact: Google has an easter egg on google where you can't find him. He finds you.

digitalfantasies · 12-14-2011, 06:12 AM

Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.

digitalfantasies · 12-14-2011, 06:13 AM

Chuck Norris does not sleep, he just waits....

CaptainHowdy · 12-14-2011, 06:13 AM

Please stop bumping ancient threads ...

John-ACWM · 12-14-2011, 06:27 AM

CN was born in a house he built.

CaptainHowdy · 12-14-2011, 06:29 AM

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CN was born in a house he built.

Double trouble · 12-14-2011, 06:33 AM

Paul Markham is the new Chuck Norris!

12-13-2011, 05:40 PM	#1
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12-13-2011, 05:41 PM	#2
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12-13-2011, 05:42 PM	#3
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12-13-2011, 05:46 PM	#5
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12-13-2011, 07:31 PM	#11
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12-13-2011, 10:33 PM	#14
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12-14-2011, 04:51 AM	#20
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12-14-2011, 06:27 AM	#24
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12-14-2011, 06:33 AM	#26
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