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Etik Media

12-13-2011 05:40 PM

Facts About CHUCK NORRIS

Did we have this stupid Chuck Norris thread already?
If not... It's about time...

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Etik Media

12-13-2011 05:41 PM

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Supz	12-13-2011 05:42 PM

Etik Media

12-13-2011 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supz (Post 18628491)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Etik Media

12-13-2011 05:46 PM

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

MrBottomTooth

12-13-2011 05:48 PM

Let's follow it up with a yo momma joke thread. haven't had one of those since about 1986.

JFK	12-13-2011 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Etik Media (Post 18628490)

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

I was going to say , you must be new here, but seeing by the join date ............. you should know better......... who the fuck is taking over all these old regged nicks ?:2 cents:

pornmasta

12-13-2011 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 18628502)

Let's follow it up with a yo momma joke thread. haven't had one of those since about 1986.

Etik Media

12-13-2011 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 18628605)

I was going to say , you must be new here, but seeing by the join date ............. you should know better......... who the fuck is taking over all these old regged nicks ?:2 cents:

It's simple man, I have gorgeous wife, 2 kids and a life. I'm not here every day so sorry for wasting your every day thread clicking day.

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Operator

12-13-2011 07:31 PM

[QUOTE=uno;18628649]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bang

ha ha ha ha

glamourmodels

12-13-2011 09:19 PM

I met Chuck Norris before, he seemed like a pretty nice guy

bignasty

12-13-2011 09:36 PM

raymor

12-13-2011 10:33 PM

I started to mention that Chuck Norris lives near me, but Chuck Norris doesn't live in my neighborhood. I live in HIS neighborhood. :)

Rochard

12-13-2011 11:21 PM

Where is that video where it's just a picture of a racing car and a guy making a funny racing car noise?

bloggerz

12-13-2011 11:30 PM

Chuck norris doesnt do pushups, he pushes the earth down

Rochard

12-14-2011 12:22 AM

This is it.....

Chosen

12-14-2011 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supz (Post 18628491)

:1orglaugh

seeandsee

12-14-2011 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18629084)

This is it.....

:1orglaugh fuckign frog :1orglaugh

marlboroack

12-14-2011 04:51 AM

Fact: Google has an easter egg on google where you can't find him. He finds you.

digitalfantasies

12-14-2011 06:12 AM

Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.

digitalfantasies

12-14-2011 06:13 AM

Chuck Norris does not sleep, he just waits....

CaptainHowdy

12-14-2011 06:13 AM

Please stop bumping ancient threads ...

John-ACWM

12-14-2011 06:27 AM

CN was born in a house he built.

CaptainHowdy

12-14-2011 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John-ACWM (Post 18629518)

CN was born in a house he built.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...-Laozi_002.jpg

Double trouble

12-14-2011 06:33 AM

Paul Markham is the new Chuck Norris!

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