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Facts About CHUCK NORRIS
Did we have this stupid Chuck Norris thread already?
If not... It's about time... Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. |
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Arthur Flegenheimer
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Let's follow it up with a yo momma joke thread. haven't had one of those since about 1986.
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I was going to say , you must be new here, but seeing by the join date ............. you should know better......... who the fuck is taking over all these old regged nicks ?
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It's simple man, I have gorgeous wife, 2 kids and a life. I'm not here every day so sorry for wasting your every day thread clicking day.
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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Here are some other new things I just found!
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So Fucking Banned
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I met Chuck Norris before, he seemed like a pretty nice guy
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I started to mention that Chuck Norris lives near me, but Chuck Norris doesn't live in my neighborhood. I live in HIS neighborhood.
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Where is that video where it's just a picture of a racing car and a guy making a funny racing car noise?
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Chuck norris doesnt do pushups, he pushes the earth down
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This is it.....
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Fact: Google has an easter egg on google where you can't find him. He finds you.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep, he just waits....
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Please stop bumping ancient threads ...
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Work Work Work
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CN was born in a house he built.
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So Fucking What?
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Paul Markham is the new Chuck Norris!
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