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TheMan · 02-03-2003, 07:51 PM

Hi everyone!

Got a question for everyone...

Ever eat a lobster that might be able to eat you?
http://www.mature-post.com/lobster/dinner.html

:D

Spoonie Luv · 02-03-2003, 07:52 PM

that's a serious case of crabs

lagwagon · 02-03-2003, 07:52 PM

damn that is big... i saw one like that when i used to live on Guam

Filter · 02-03-2003, 07:59 PM

Will that lobster do hardcore? I am looking for content for
my new site hugehardcorelobsters.com, I have my pet lobster Crabby who will need to test drive it of course.

some_idiot · 02-03-2003, 08:06 PM

That'll take a pound of butter! Mmmm I
bet one that old would be really sweet tasting.

BJ · 02-03-2003, 08:08 PM

I forget how many ounces that was but I believe it was a 32oz lobster tail and a big piece of MEAT!

Interlude · 02-03-2003, 08:10 PM

Lobsters that size usually aren't very tender

Keev · 02-03-2003, 08:20 PM

Dam thing would bite on my giantlures lol

kaylacam · 02-03-2003, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lagwagon
damn that is big... i saw one like that when i used to live on Guam

I was born on Guam...Agana Heights...

Dj Furious · 02-03-2003, 08:26 PM

I've never had lobster or crab....

but i know i will love it!! gotta try it very soon!

BJ · 02-03-2003, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Interlude
Lobsters that size usually aren't very tender

this is true, the small/medium sized lobsters are most expensive.

Dj Furious · 02-03-2003, 08:27 PM

For me, nothing beats sushi.......
the best tasting shit ever

Xenophage · 02-03-2003, 11:56 PM

Hey man thanks Again for dinner Sean and I had a great time as always.

SleazyDream · 02-03-2003, 11:57 PM

You are THE MAN - thank you again for that AWESOME dinner. I had such a great time at it.

lagwagon · 02-04-2003, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaylacam

I was born on Guam...Agana Heights...

cool deal, i lived in yigo and talafofo falls.

BrutalMaster · 02-04-2003, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Interlude
Lobsters that size usually aren't very tender

Only because people overcook them. The size really doesn't make all that much difference in cooking time...believe it or not. It's about 8 minutes, or until you can pull one of the antaenna off easily.

People get a big lobster and just assume you have to boil it for like a half hour. Cook it for eight to ten minutes and it'll be sweet as...well...fill in the blank.

Brutal

KRL · 02-04-2003, 01:20 AM

I love eating lobster, but I feel sorry for those critters. What a shitty way to die. Everytime I see them in the supermarket all crammed in those live water display bins, with their paws banded and knowing they probably haven't been fed for eons and they can be dumped in the steamer at anytime, it just really makes you feel guilty. I always feel like buying the whole lot of them and putting them back in the darn ocean.

The one in that pic is incredible. Where'd he come from?

bawdy · 02-04-2003, 01:23 AM

fark thats a big lobster... if i was given request for one last meal in this life it would be lobster with garlic butter sauce

pr0 · 02-04-2003, 01:28 AM

my father always tells me....don't feel bad about eating crabs, cuz they would eat you given the chance

boneprone · 02-04-2003, 02:18 AM

Holy SHit Joey!

Ted · 02-04-2003, 04:07 AM

Could you hear it squel when they dropped it in the boiler ?

KDizzla · 02-04-2003, 05:02 AM

it's fuckin huge!

KD

TheMan · 02-04-2003, 10:33 AM

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You are THE MAN - thank you again for that AWESOME dinner. I had such a great time at it.

LegendaryLars Hey man thanks Again for dinner Sean and I had a great time as always.
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Np at all

I had a good time also. It's great hanging out with friends like you guys!

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The one in that pic is incredible. Where'd he come from?
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Rosewood in LasVegas

Triple 6 · 02-04-2003, 10:49 AM

GAWD DAYUM!

Jakke PNG · 02-04-2003, 10:52 AM

I'm so fucking jealous. It's been 7 years since I last had lobster.. Daym. Gotta get me some.
I'm still jealous.

Yo Adrian · 02-04-2003, 10:54 AM

Yep that sucka is HUGE! I used to be a chef at the Ritz-Carlton before getting into this biz and prepared many lobsters.....but damn if I ever walked into that bad boy in my kitchen I'd probably go running like a little girl, LOL

grumpy · 02-04-2003, 11:01 AM

they are to big, so there not that tasty...take smaller ones

TDF · 02-04-2003, 11:02 AM

Jakke PNG · 02-04-2003, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by grumpy
they are to big, so there not that tasty...take smaller ones

Yeah, big doesn't necessarily mean better. But that is impressive.

Dunno about lobsters but Finnish river crabs are fucking delicious too. Look just like lobsters, but only about 7 inches long, and damn pricey.

TheMan · 02-04-2003, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by grumpy
they are to big, so there not that tasty...take smaller ones

Very true... But it's great to eat a lobster this big atleast once... It's just the point of doing it

demented · 02-04-2003, 11:27 AM

Yuck I hate seafood. Frozen fishsticks are OKAY sometimes, But that's about fucking it! Well Burger Kings BK BigFish Sandwich wasn't too bad when I tried it a couple years ago. But that crab lobster fucking clams oysters and eel shit people eat. Gross. My uncle who's a doctor told me he likes squid. I about puked.

That just looks so gross to me. I know you people that like seafood are thinking " Don't knock it till you try it! " Well I've tried crab legs before and " orange roughy " ? I think it was.. And I just couldn't eat it.

demented · 02-04-2003, 11:36 AM

Somone answer, what is that thing on the side??

HeadPimp · 02-04-2003, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ted
Could you hear it squel when they dropped it in the boiler ?

That is just steam escaping their shells... No vocal chords so they cant squeal...

Flynn · 02-04-2003, 11:39 AM

Joey,

Thanks again for the awesome dinner. Liz and I had a great time. You know, after seeing those pictures I'm pissed I got the steak!

Thanks a million
Errol

Slick · 02-04-2003, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by demented
Yuck I hate seafood. Frozen fishsticks are OKAY sometimes, But that's about fucking it! Well Burger Kings BK BigFish Sandwich wasn't too bad when I tried it a couple years ago. But that crab lobster fucking clams oysters and eel shit people eat. Gross. My uncle who's a doctor told me he likes squid. I about puked.

That just looks so gross to me. I know you people that like seafood are thinking " Don't knock it till you try it! " Well I've tried crab legs before and " orange roughy " ? I think it was.. And I just couldn't eat it.

I feel the same way about seafood. And with lobster, it looks disgusting and with the price you pay for it, I'd rather just have myself a nice big juicy steak

shawcutie · 02-04-2003, 12:09 PM

I agree with Interlude, Lobsters that size are usually very tough.

We went to Pappas Brothers Steak House this weekend, anyone ever been there??? It is awesome!!

SleazyDream · 02-04-2003, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
I love eating lobster, but I feel sorry for those critters. What a shitty way to die. Everytime I see them in the supermarket all crammed in those live water display bins, with their paws banded and knowing they probably haven't been fed for eons and they can be dumped in the steamer at anytime, it just really makes you feel guilty. I always feel like buying the whole lot of them and putting them back in the darn ocean.

The one in that pic is incredible. Where'd he come from?

in nova scotia there is a buddist colony near a fishing village and every year the buddists buy a boatload of lobsters (at the end of the lobster season) and release the entire catch back to the sea. they do it at the end of the season so the lobsters have a little time to live without getting caught again.

kmanrox · 02-04-2003, 12:18 PM

that's making me fucking hungry man, did you have to post that?

then again, the sleazydream gay picture post is making me horny... so maybe they'll cancel out?

Carrie · 02-04-2003, 12:27 PM

That thing is so big it could double as a guard dog.
Hell even with its claws banded I think if it got its legs around you it could still beat you senseless - damn!

nofx · 02-04-2003, 12:34 PM

I rather have 50 lbs of crawfish than one single lil ole' lobster tail

Mike D · 02-04-2003, 09:36 PM

Cool pic Joey,
Thanks again for the kick-ass dinner bro it was great...

Mike...............

vegasdude · 02-04-2003, 09:38 PM

yummy yummy!

Muff · 02-04-2003, 10:13 PM

Those are some big ass Lobsters.

What about these ones

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