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MediaGuy · 11-03-2011, 08:24 PM

I went to the store to buy smokes and I forgot to buy smokes!

In Quebec most stores close at 11:00 pm because they can't sell smokes or booze after that.

I am a retard.

Thank you.

:D

garce · 11-03-2011, 08:27 PM

So am I. Welcome to the club.

x-rate · 11-03-2011, 08:32 PM

Go see the indians

devilspost · 11-03-2011, 08:32 PM

anexsia · 11-03-2011, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by devilspost

brb, cigarette break.

MediaGuy · 11-03-2011, 08:42 PM

Actually I've heard smokers get more intense orgasms because of the reduced oxygen flow to the brain....

Just sayin...

here comes withdrawal

anexsia · 11-03-2011, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MediaGuy

Actually I've heard smokers get more intense orgasms because of the reduced oxygen flow to the brain....

Just sayin...

here comes withdrawal

a cigarette after sex is amazing.

MediaGuy · 11-03-2011, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

a cigarette after sex is amazing.

True. Just like a cigarette after a great meal becomes a part of that meal...

But.

Still...

sojproductions · 11-04-2011, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MediaGuy

thats teh first time ive ever looked forward to getting old!

SomeCreep · 11-04-2011, 01:18 AM

Congrats

adultzone · 11-04-2011, 01:25 AM

No doubt about that.

scottybuzz · 11-04-2011, 03:07 AM

aren't you one of those who believe 9/11 was a conspiracy?
the fact you are a retard is already known.

seeandsee · 11-04-2011, 03:17 AM

omg that pic made me wonder should i stop smoking

BIGTYMER · 11-04-2011, 03:20 AM

That is why I always have an extra pack at the house.

ArsewithClass · 11-04-2011, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by garce

So am I. Welcome to the club.

Mee tooooo

Chosen · 11-04-2011, 06:07 AM

Thanks for letting us know

stephane76 · 11-04-2011, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by devilspost

thanks for the reminder

Evil Chris · 11-04-2011, 07:58 AM

I quit over 5 years ago. Feels great.

MediaGuy · 11-04-2011, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz

aren't you one of those who believe 9/11 was a conspiracy?
the fact you are a retard is already known.

Sigh ... look, all "theories" on 9/11 are conspiracies, even the government version. All it takes is two people planning to do something bad to have a conspiracy.

This isn't a 9/11 thread, it's a "I'm a 'tard because I went out to do something and I didn't do it" thread.

Go dis me in a 9/11 thread and try to use reason. Religious and philosophical beliefs aren't a basis for any ad hominem bullshit of any kind. Some very rational scientists are devout to their religion as well.

Get a sense a humour on the way if you can.

CaptainHowdy · 11-04-2011, 08:20 AM

I'm a retort ...

BIGTYMER · 11-04-2011, 08:27 AM

Time for a smoke, red bull and a few valiums.

Bladewire · 11-04-2011, 08:33 AM

Rochard · 11-04-2011, 08:35 AM

I quit smoking years ago. Feel great.

TeenCat · 11-04-2011, 08:42 AM

so what did you bought instead?

or you just went to store said hi and return back home?

TeenCat · 11-04-2011, 08:43 AM

btw try to smoke less ganja, the memory needs a breaks, i see it on myself ...

SykkBoy · 11-04-2011, 09:18 AM

too bad you don't have an e-cigarette....

;-)

MediaGuy · 11-04-2011, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

Time for a smoke, red bull and a few valiums.

Valium at this time of day?!? What the hell timezone are you in?

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenCat

so what did you bought instead?

or you just went to store said hi and return back home?

LOL nah I had other shit to buy like dog food, milk, etc... it's the last minute things that had me wondering what the hell else I needed and when I was at the cash I just decided FUCKIT I'm done... and paid and left... without smokes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenCat

btw try to smoke less ganja, the memory needs a breaks, i see it on myself ...

Actually I don't do pot or hash anymore, not for like 15 years now. My drugs are caffeine, nicotine, chocolate, alcohol, cop shows and internet...

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy

too bad you don't have an e-cigarette....

;-)

they're starting to look good to me... except if I'm out, I have to order online and wait for delivery?!? Recipe for insanity, that...

:D

czarina · 11-04-2011, 09:35 AM

a few years back I went to a pet store to buy food for my dog. I came out with an African Gray parrot and no dog food. Those things happen

John-ACWM · 11-04-2011, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

brb, cigarette break.

MarkDeus · 11-04-2011, 09:39 AM

I thought that the punchline was that you were retard because you come from Quebec.

Jokin. I'm from there also

MediaGuy · 11-04-2011, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by czarina

a few years back I went to a pet store to buy food for my dog. I came out with an African Gray parrot and no dog food. Those things happen

Did the dog enjoy the parrot?

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornerBros

I thought that the punchline was that you were retard because you come from Quebec.

Be patient, we haven't reached that point yet...

:D

AnimeFevers · 11-04-2011, 12:48 PM

Once I went to the store to buy toilet paper but fergot, went home, had a shit and then had to wipe my ass with my socks...

scottybuzz · 11-04-2011, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy

Sigh ... look, all "theories" on 9/11 are conspiracies, even the government version. All it takes is two people planning to do something bad to have a conspiracy.

This isn't a 9/11 thread, it's a "I'm a 'tard because I went out to do something and I didn't do it" thread.

Go dis me in a 9/11 thread and try to use reason. Religious and philosophical beliefs aren't a basis for any ad hominem bullshit of any kind. Some very rational scientists are devout to their religion as well.

Get a sense a humour on the way if you can.

point proven..
retarded.

thickcash_amo · 11-04-2011, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by AnimeFevers

Once I went to the store to buy toilet paper but fergot, went home, had a shit and then had to wipe my ass with my socks...

Hahaha! Why not just jump in the shower?

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